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@esquiring.bsky.social
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21st century digital attorney. cybersecurity & data counsel, privacy & compliance, FOSS, sometimes litigation; IAALBNTTOLAACNYL (I am a lawyer but not that type of lawyer and almost certainly not your lawyer) ~~☆~~

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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 40m
sudo rm -rf /*
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 3h
Friends, while they're trying to talk about fictional machine gods, don't lose sight into what they're all actually powering in real life. You can browse the the entities on the website and use the API, and learn more about it on the DAIR project site: dair-institute.org/projects/sur....
dair-institute.org
Surveillance Watch
This interactive map reveals the intricate connections between surveillance companies, their funding sources and affiliations.
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 6h
Every time my kids ask me to explain some dated thing in Calvin and Hobbes
Link playing ocarina 
“Warp to the graveyard?
-> Ok
No”
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log̷o, respawned dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My god... the coffee scale is screaming
My right hand pressing into a small coffee scale on a wooden cutting board. The scale's display shows "EEEE"
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hell yeah found my old GitSe edit
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 10h
FBI Director Kash Patel this week has faced the worst data breach in FBI history, a deputy who quit because Patel was doing too many unconstitutional things, and partied with a suspected double agent. And it's only Tuesday. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/the-disgra...
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The Disgrace and Danger of Kash Patel, Part II
A quick check-in on the FBI director's latest raft of scandals (including, of course, the bestiality).
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27 8x10 Color Glossy Pictures (w/ the Circles & Arrows) @getrikt.com · 6h
Well, there it is, finally something dumber than Freedom Fries.
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 6h
it will be assembled, of course, by a F/A-XX Machine.
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 7h
26 pages??
Alexis de tocqueville
which I am sure most americans have read
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 7h
“Let me tell you a story, it has citations” ah yes, the litigator's preamble.
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DSA (((Spreadsheet Campaign))) Caucus, MSW (NOT A MAN) 🥯🌹 @acabcalloway.bsky.social · 8h
Shakened.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 10h
Look, the solution is obvious. Hold the execs accountable for the crime that the committed by their greedy negligence. Who cares about "superintelligence", what's rogue here is a number of companies with unsafe business practices which knowingly endanger the public
nytimes.com
OpenAI Ignored Employees’ Warnings About Safely Testing A.I. Models
Employees and security researchers said they had cautioned the company on safely testing its A.I. models and strengthening its corporate infrastructure, but OpenAI did not listen.
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Andrew @athomashemlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The English language contains infinite permutations of language. Shakespeare invented hundreds of new words which survive to this day. If you are willing to abandon the Oxford Comma in order to Poast, you are a coward who will never see heaven.
I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once
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Melanie Mitchell @melaniemitchell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
👀 Florida attorney general to OpenAI: (www.myfloridalegal.com/sites/defaul...)
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport
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Beefcake Dad @jeffsreturn.bsky.social · 18h
Googling Tony Blair Arms Deal to find out what the deal is with those arms
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Tiny Brontosaurus @tinybronto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bet you didn't even hear about this. the mainstream media silences our voices
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16h
The byline left up there like a head on a spike outside a castle
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Ann M. Lipton @annmlipton.bsky.social · 21h
Anyhoo, seriously, this is all very funny but it's also Anthropic violating its IPO in violation of Section 5 of the Securities Act of 1933 www.reuters.com/business/fin...
reuters.com
EXCLUSIVE: Anthropic warns AI may pose 'existential risks to humanity' in IPO filing
It's an extraordinary warning by a company seeking to profit from the same technology.
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J. Emory Parker 🏳️‍🌈 @jaspar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Meta muse saying why would I deceive you?
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's not so much that the Ottoman Empire was Bad At Trains so much as, well,
Thomas Edward Lawrence (of Arabia, notably), in old-timey Arab dress, his eyes glowing red because my guy never met an Ottoman train or railroad in the region that he didn't want to explode.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
explaining how I'm not really into anthropomorphized infrastructure fetishism like:
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Lunammoon @lunammoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not to beat a dead horse but Evelyn Normielib is a real person and if she used social media and said anything like what she says in casual conversation on it she'd be suspended
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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 29/09/2026
*to the tune of I’m a little teapot* I’m a stuck ship
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the social contract in fact states you can either provide abundant public restrooms or you can have this.
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Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hmm.
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Horkos @wylienewmark.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
listen i don’t work in publicity, but generally speaking “piss off the entire FBI” isn’t what i think of as a good PR move
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 28/09/2026
Meme of the two guys in a bus, one looking at a rock upset, the other looking at a landscape, with the text “mean nonbinary barista”
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sam @samthielman.com · 28/09/2026
remarkably quick journey from "do I need WhatsApp so I can communicate safely" to "do I need to take WhatsApp off my phone and factory reset it so I can communicate safely"
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BWJones @bwjones.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You know… If you just prosecuted companies and individuals in companies whose products were breaking the law, this sort of thing would stop.
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
slapping an "I bought this before he went crazy" sticker on my elected official.
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"token limit" is such a beautiful name for a girl
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Create an unnecessary sequel by adding an -er to a book’s title: The Honourabler Schoolboy
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@amybisinthewoods.bsky.social 🍄🍄‍🟫 @amybdogsandfungi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I keep telling everyone that Thiel is the most dangerous and most out of his mind of any of these evil tech billionaires. He needs to be stopped. Period.
codastory.com
Peter Thiel is building a parallel justice system — Powered by AI - Coda Story
His investment in Objection.ai points to a new model: private investigations, AI verdicts, and accountability mechanisms that operate outside democratic institutions.
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 27/09/2026
I think software engineering has been in a crisis since at least when Facebook facilitated a genocide and there wasn’t any meaningful change to the formalized ethical practices of the industry as a whole
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 27/09/2026
A Crusoe (fossil fuel company powering data centres) claimed no protesters at NY climate wk live near a data centre - but as @mollytaft.com points out, why is that relevant when climate impacts *everyone* *everywhere*? We *all* live near data centres, in that regard www.wired.com/story/data-c...
A day before the panel, at a different briefing, I watched BloombergNEF analysts talk about the group’s projections of a massive new influx of demand for fossil fuel power over the coming years, driven primarily by data centers. Data centers, according to BNEF’s analysis, will likely comprise more than 5 percent of global electricity demand by 2035, tripling their needs now. The majority of that demand will be met by new and existing natural gas plants, and could raise the power sector’s emissions by 6 percent in less than 10 years.
That doesn’t even account for gas power plants being built off the grid to service data centers. A separate BNEF analysis of 99 proposed on-site gas power plants found that they could increase US power sector emissions by 20 to 33 percent if they’re all built, posing a major climate threat. Declines in emissions from coal plant retirements will be more than offset by new gas emissions, and more coal plants are staying online thanks to the new demand.
Even if data centers pull off the PR turnaround of the century and ease concerns about water use and energy bills, the fossil fuel buildout still looms as one of the biggest consequences of their buildout. Extinction Rebellion may, at the end of the day, be right: all those added emissions mean that even those of us who aren’t living near data centers will end up feeling their impacts.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 27/09/2026
so much of "alignment" rn consists of ignoring existing knowledge of how to responsibly build and manage automated systems and doing this instead:
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Denise Ruttan @teawhilewriting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Every time I see what tech bros are up to I think maybe y'all deserve your male loneliness epidemic...
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Josh Rosenau @joshrosenau.org · 27/09/2026
“Why does this company run by people who met at a rape kink party build its software using stolen art and keep using that software to break into other people’s websites?” One of the great unanswerable questions.
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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 27/09/2026
Wow!!
In the current moment of rising extremism, not all polarization is equivalent nor undesirable. Historical experience underscores this asymmetry. Normative appeals to civility and harmony, when applied indiscriminately, can obscure the moral distinction between domination and resistance—condemning confrontational opposition even in contexts where democratic survival or basic human dignity is at stake. Under conditions of systematic persecution, conflict is not a pathology of democracy but one of the few remaining mechanisms through which injustice can be resisted.
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my feeling about this is that if you reframe "engineering" into "how to responsibly build, manage, and maintain large scale systems essential to public welfare" then it is really obvious why it is essential to a republican model of government
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internet freds 🦇☠️💾✨️ @esquiring.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Misato Katsuragi picking up Shinji in her Alpine A110, looking super shady
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Shit that would’ve been nihilistic cyberpunk satire in the 90s is just looking at the headlines in 2026
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 27/09/2026
I can’t believe we used to have airlines specifically for trans and pan americans. this country has really regressed on queer rights.
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 27/09/2026
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff. Augurs and portents.
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 27/09/2026
what is it with mealy mouthed tech dweebs and being unable to make any kind of point in under 2000 words? I swear throwing as many words at the wall as possible and thinking length lends legitimacy is a hallmark of pseudointellectualism
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Tana @tanasimensis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Oh so that's the ship everyone is always talking about.
A drawing of HMS Theseus (1896)
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