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Weird Spy Satellite Imagery. A speculative surveillance bot by @samplereality.bsky.social. Posts self-destruct for security reasons.

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 1h
Update #88781 from NROL-129 (TS/SCI) 1. Famous School of Bitmaps 2. Cozy Quay 3. Frozen Antimatter Transporters
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Famous School of Bitmaps
2. Cozy Quay
3. Frozen Antimatter Transporters

Actual coordinates: 16.9795° N, 80.4253° E
041
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 3h
Intercept #956 from NROL-111 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Obscure Abacuses 2. Abyss of Aether 3. Distortion Dugout
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Obscure Abacuses
2. Abyss of Aether
3. Distortion Dugout

Actual coordinates: 18.5197° S, 14.5535° E
052
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 5h
OSINT #1159 from X-37B (TOP SECRET) 1. Presidential Expo 2. Strange Baby Teeth Obelisk 3. Fan Protocol 7-Y
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Presidential Expo
2. Strange Baby Teeth Obelisk
3. Fan Protocol 7-Y

Actual coordinates: 59.6790° N, 78.3618° E
070
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 7h
GEOINT #81799 from NROL-82 (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Vault of Statues 2. Hidden Bodily Remains
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Vault of Statues
2. Hidden Bodily Remains

Actual coordinates: 3.6758° S, 134.7671° E
080
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 9h
Manifest #5372 from SBIRS GEO-5 (COSMIC TOP SECRET) 1. Radiation Depot 2. Ring Light Protocol Twenty-One 3. Swarms of Jellyfishes
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Radiation Depot
2. Ring Light Protocol Twenty-One
3. Swarms of Jellyfishes

Actual coordinates: 58.0765° N, 59.4116° E
021
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 11h
SIGINT #96282 from FalconSAT-8 (TOP SECRET) 1. Happy Trench 2. Silent Labyrinth of Ham Sandwiches 3. Office of Chief-pilled Temporal Dislocations
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Happy Trench
2. Silent Labyrinth of Ham Sandwiches
3. Office of Chief-pilled Temporal Dislocations

Actual coordinates: 20.0193° N, 96.0196° E
072
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 13h
Manifest #754 from KH-11 KENNEN (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Smoldering Tunnel of Letters 2. Well of Stingmaxxers 3. Iceberg Protocol 0-Q
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Smoldering Tunnel of Letters
2. Well of Stingmaxxers
3. Iceberg Protocol 0-Q

Actual coordinates: 2.1669° N, 32.2509° E
062
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 15h
OSINT #4842 from GPS III-SV05 (TS/SCI) 1. Stone Mine 2. Hot Take Railroad
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Stone Mine
2. Hot Take Railroad

Actual coordinates: 23.1479° N, 101.5374° W
091
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 17h
GEOINT #644 from NROL-111 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Delta Delta Department 2. Dreams of Nothingness 3. Tartarean Hospital
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Delta Delta Department
2. Dreams of Nothingness
3. Tartarean Hospital

Actual coordinates: 17.1347° S, 47.4921° E
060
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 19h
OSINT #96733 from MENTOR (NOFORN) 1. Immortal Field of Darkness 2. Operation Adequacy 3. Tentacle Mine
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Immortal Field of Darkness
2. Operation Adequacy
3. Tentacle Mine

Actual coordinates: 2.5719° S, 43.2233° W
062
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 21h
GEOINT #2169 from NROL-111 (UMBRA) 1. Pit of Reflections 2. Hollow Burrow of Dread 3. Static Lab
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Pit of Reflections
2. Hollow Burrow of Dread
3. Static Lab

Actual coordinates: 11.6321° S, 27.0359° E
082
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 23h
IMINT #87482 from NROL-82 (CLASSIFIED) 1. Gleaming Reservoir of Pythons 2. Legendary Gravity 3. Alpha Foxtrot Region
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Gleaming Reservoir of Pythons
2. Legendary Gravity
3. Alpha Foxtrot Region

Actual coordinates: 62.9097° N, 74.3719° E
0130
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dispatch #184 from HEXAGON (ACCM) 1. Molten Hyperloop 2. Project Locker 3. Effluvium Realm
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Molten Hyperloop
2. Project Locker
3. Effluvium Realm

Actual coordinates: 63.0897° N, 31.6588° E
071
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GEOINT #7172 from NROL-82 (UMBRA) 1. Ogygian Pit of Discourses 2. A Cinematographer 3. Pseudo-Statue
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Ogygian Pit of Discourses
2. A Cinematographer
3. Pseudo-Statue

Actual coordinates: 16.7507° S, 26.0581° E
080
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Update #21506 from Topaz 3 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Empty Temple of Recursion 2. Rogue Aqueduct 3. Great Miasma Empire
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Empty Temple of Recursion
2. Rogue Aqueduct
3. Great Miasma Empire

Actual coordinates: 58.5608° N, 134.7862° W
0100
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Transmission #6970 from PROWLER (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Happy Jellyfish Supplies
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Happy Jellyfish Supplies

Actual coordinates: 17.0872° S, 25.2822° E
0160
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Intercept #77947 from SBIRS GEO-5 (L CLEARANCE) 1. An Anaconda 2. Silent Encampment of Candles 3. Copper Church
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. An Anaconda
2. Silent Encampment of Candles
3. Copper Church

Actual coordinates: 55.8018° N, 160.6851° W
1112
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IMINT #7866 from NROL-129 (ATOMAL) 1. Foxtrot Yankee Territory 2. Quarantined Trench
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Foxtrot Yankee Territory
2. Quarantined Trench

Actual coordinates: 23.9533° N, 28.8355° E
041
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OSINT #2362 from KH-11 KENNEN (TOP SECRET) 1. Burrow of Onions 2. Excess Blood Cineplex 3. Pop Song Quay
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Burrow of Onions
2. Excess Blood Cineplex
3. Pop Song Quay

Actual coordinates: 45.9194° N, 39.5941° E
040
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OSINT #90050 from NROL-82 (TS/SCI) 1. FEMA Discourses 2. Cistern of Textbooks 3. Charlie Station
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. FEMA Discourses
2. Cistern of Textbooks
3. Charlie Station

Actual coordinates: 62.7466° N, 149.0474° E
071
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SIGINT #1641 from PROWLER (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Ancient Library of Aubergines 2. Tango Tango Zone 3. Slobmaxxing Cold Storage
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Ancient Library of Aubergines
2. Tango Tango Zone
3. Slobmaxxing Cold Storage

Actual coordinates: 66.3423° N, 100.6377° W
0130
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IMINT #4722 from NROL-111 (NOFORN) 1. Antediluvian Idols
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Antediluvian Idols

Actual coordinates: 46.4583° N, 94.9125° E
1121
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Update #632 from KH-11 KENNEN (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Project Diesel 2. Twisted Area
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Project Diesel
2. Twisted Area

Actual coordinates: 66.0080° N, 86.6180° W
051
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
IMINT #97472 from Topaz 3 (UMBRA) 1. Opal Pallets of Mythos 2. Stone Killing Machines Anti-Matter Facility 3. Singularity Runway
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Opal Pallets of Mythos
2. Stone Killing Machines Anti-Matter Facility
3. Singularity Runway

Actual coordinates: 1.2609° N, 34.9982° E
0110
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Manifest #6237 from █████ ███████ ██ (NODIS) 1. Russian Cottage of Antimatter 2. Station Y1
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Russian Cottage of Antimatter
2. Station Y1

Actual coordinates: 63.0809° N, 49.9688° E
0120
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Intercept #141 from GPS III-SV05 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Immortal Samosa Tank 2. Stolen Mirages
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Immortal Samosa Tank
2. Stolen Mirages

Actual coordinates: 26.2259° S, 152.0725° E
070
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MASINT #18076 from FalconSAT-8 (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Hellish Vehicles 2. Abattoir of Boomboxes 3. Flame Protocol 14
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Hellish Vehicles
2. Abattoir of Boomboxes
3. Flame Protocol 14

Actual coordinates: 26.0451° S, 140.6069° E
082
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SIGINT #57966 from KH-11 KENNEN (NOFORN) 1. Bloody Dreams of Ring Lights 2. Hellscape Airbnb 3. A Silicon
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Bloody Dreams of Ring Lights
2. Hellscape Airbnb
3. A Silicon

Actual coordinates: 51.8034° N, 0.9027° W
050
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Intercept #712 from HEXAGON (TOP SECRET) 1. Stone Silence 2. Unhinged Fastness of Patterns 3. Gleaming Observatory
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Stone Silence
2. Unhinged Fastness of Patterns
3. Gleaming Observatory

Actual coordinates: 49.7281° N, 77.7045° W
041
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OSINT #48479 from GPS III-SV05 (EXPERIMENTAL) 1. Unspeakable Lab 2. Astromycological Hellmouth of Horse Dewormer 3. Snowmen Generator
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Unspeakable Lab
2. Astromycological Hellmouth of Horse Dewormer
3. Snowmen Generator

Actual coordinates: 7.6037° N, 19.6552° E
0163
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update #695 from MENTOR (L CLEARANCE) 1. Crypto-Asthma 2. 100-Year-Old Grotto of Bullshit 3. Reanimated Magick
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Crypto-Asthma
2. 100-Year-Old Grotto of Bullshit
3. Reanimated Magick

Actual coordinates: 10.7545° N, 69.7140° W
0125
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update #312 from Topaz 3 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Citadel of Entropies 2. Inscrutable Paper 3. Chamber of Fire
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Citadel of Entropies
2. Inscrutable Paper
3. Chamber of Fire

Actual coordinates: 50.3787° N, 120.7511° E
040
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GEOINT #06912 from NROL-129 (NODIS) 1. Explosive Empire of Consequences 2. Glass Apple Trees 3. Reanimated Swine
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Explosive Empire of Consequences
2. Glass Apple Trees
3. Reanimated Swine

Actual coordinates: 66.9651° N, 31.3384° E
092
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OSINT #145 from █████ ███████ ██ (Q CLEARANCE) 1. Wall of People 2. Uranium Dugout 3. Vaporwave Hellmouth of Tortoises
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Wall of People
2. Uranium Dugout
3. Vaporwave Hellmouth of Tortoises

Actual coordinates: 15.7822° S, 30.2851° E
081
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SIGINT #136 from Zuma (TS/SCI) 1. Meta-Vaporization 2. Fact Protocol Q9 3. 400-Year-Old Teeth Conference
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Meta-Vaporization
2. Fact Protocol Q9
3. 400-Year-Old Teeth Conference

Actual coordinates: 16.7094° S, 33.5918° E
063
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Update #837 from GPS III-SV05 (NODIS) 1. Recovered Glacier Harbor 2. Explosive Uranium Hospice 3. Hyper-Regulation
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Recovered Glacier Harbor
2. Explosive Uranium Hospice
3. Hyper-Regulation

Actual coordinates: 26.1602° S, 114.6901° E
0102
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Transmission #066 from NROL-111 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Frozen Pool of Tarots 2. Instagrammable Complex 3. Rewilding Plant
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Frozen Pool of Tarots
2. Instagrammable Complex
3. Rewilding Plant

Actual coordinates: 13.2854° S, 49.5124° W
040
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MASINT #2655 from KH-11 KENNEN (ATOMAL) 1. Frozen Spider Cold Storage 2. Inscription Depository 3. Unhinged Pain Opera House
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Frozen Spider Cold Storage
2. Inscription Depository
3. Unhinged Pain Opera House

Actual coordinates: 19.4845° N, 70.0535° W
091
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Transmission #223 from NROL-129 (L CLEARANCE) 1. Gothic Black Mold 2. Quaint-pilled Sherries
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Gothic Black Mold
2. Quaint-pilled Sherries

Actual coordinates: 15.8305° S, 142.0690° E
070
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Transmission #835 from FalconSAT-8 (TS/SCI) 1. Black Hole of Nature 2. Crypto-Poultry
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Black Hole of Nature
2. Crypto-Poultry

Actual coordinates: 29.5897° S, 132.6758° E
061
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SIGINT #2555 from X-37B (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Recovered Plastic Obelisk 2. School of Spice
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Recovered Plastic Obelisk
2. School of Spice

Actual coordinates: 15.9592° S, 17.5517° E
0111
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IMINT #7442 from PROWLER (CONFIDENTIAL) 1. Proto-Idol
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Proto-Idol

Actual coordinates: 34.9607° N, 105.6228° W
0101
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OSINT #3117 from X-37B (UMBRA) 1. Emerald Parapet 2. Forbidden Pumpkins
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Emerald Parapet
2. Forbidden Pumpkins

Actual coordinates: 44.5791° N, 77.9900° W
061
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Manifest #84129 from KH-11 KENNEN (USAP) 1. Operation Fertility 2. Lawyer Kennel 3. Purple Absence
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Operation Fertility
2. Lawyer Kennel
3. Purple Absence

Actual coordinates: 36.7106° S, 62.4519° W
070
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Update #039 from █████ ███████ ██ (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Disputed Valley of Swine 2. Cimmerian Aether
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Disputed Valley of Swine
2. Cimmerian Aether

Actual coordinates: 12.4230° S, 20.2495° E
030
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GEOINT #60140 from RASR-2 (ACCM) 1. Infernal Plant 2. Beautiful Cannabis Storage Facility 3. Sea of Televisions
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Infernal Plant
2. Beautiful Cannabis Storage Facility
3. Sea of Televisions

Actual coordinates: 29.9476° N, 14.7099° E
0165
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OSINT #57750 from Topaz 3 (TALENT-KEYHOLE) 1. Tired Novelist Bridge 2. NFTs Bog
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Tired Novelist Bridge
2. NFTs Bog

Actual coordinates: 47.1843° N, 84.3503° W
0123
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Intercept #0844 from Topaz 3 (ACCM) 1. Reliquary of Goal-pilled Drones 2. Old Shitposts
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Reliquary of Goal-pilled Drones
2. Old Shitposts

Actual coordinates: 22.3753° N, 59.4722° E
0116
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GEOINT #5299 from HEXAGON (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Operation Patience 2. Abattoir of Tacos 3. A Cliche
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Operation Patience
2. Abattoir of Tacos
3. A Cliche

Actual coordinates: 14.7456° N, 98.6322° E
061
Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IMINT #57859 from X-37B (ACCM) 1. Proto-Commotion 2. Cellar Door Protocol Y0 3. Cannabis Bridge
Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters: 

1. Proto-Commotion
2. Cellar Door Protocol Y0
3. Cannabis Bridge

Actual coordinates: 38.4219° N, 26.6993° E
061