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Dracula Flow

@dracula-flow.bsky.social
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This shit ain't nothing to me man

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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 2h
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves, The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 6h
Sniffing monkey, tt's monkey monday, show me that monkey
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 10h
Chopper small and sturdy, built like Wilmer Valderrama
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 14h
Dick/pussy freeballin', like Shaq and Kobe
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 18h
Spun around the block so many times they thought it was fucking Minecraft
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22h
That Fentanyl gave me Vitruvian Man flexibility, got me in a state of rigor mortis
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game. All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm him
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm getting too much money!
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We straight gassin', cuttin' straight to the bricks, haha
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I got Midas touch, fuckboy
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blowing bareback asshole, out-smokin' aqueduct filtered sherm
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't have any compassion for broke boys Everybody has an asshole Most people have dick and balls Go outside and get a bag!
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Eyes bloodshot, leanin' up against the wall, beatin' off to my Chrome Hearts boots
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boy ran off with a Banjo-Kazooie
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What the fuck is Obamacare? Hey Obama, I don't care about shit!
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm on the Ivory Coast eating Vermilion snapper
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lil' bro was emaciated, the Percs done ate lil' cuzzo ass up
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On and off the court, straight fundamentals, no funny business
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You ran off with the Diddy Kong Triple espresso, personal hot spot stim-gripper runts
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She spread it and let mе take a deep sniff of that Mahi-mahi
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I come from a long bloodline of Italian leather. My Bottegas have veins pumpin' through them
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Broke boy wasn't balling enough, welcome to the Guangdong Tigers
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We smokin' shit in a glass pipe, blowin' the Lord's bubbles
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Choked his goofy ass out with a B.B. Simon belt
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I let her hit the zaza just to buy her a bit more time, but all she wanted to do was fuck my brains out then euthanize herself
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We smokin' Serge Ibaka, spinal fluid infused, quick-release Percs
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used to nut in my socks until the crust smelled sweet
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm high on twelve Jason Bournes, lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm on them Nashville nibblers
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Slurpin' a quick-release Perc off the plate, like a pinto bean
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shorty got a BBL, took that shit out because she couldn't run
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Blac Chyna, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tied the ops to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours, Motherfucker looked like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That elite pussy turn me into a radical
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My money long, my pockets deep No pocket watchin' in these parts
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There are consequences to your crimes against Dracula
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Popped a Perc 30, got straight to fuckin'
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm in the pod smoking Sebulba
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm smokin' Mesopotamian, Stanley Cup triple-award-winning, soul-bleeder, taint blaster, J.D. Power Associates, dingleberry zaza
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Icewear Vezzo said it best "I'm a mud baby, I can't stop"
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
These ain't no Mall-mains, you ugly bastard
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Call that pussy The Matrix because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The dust pack got me doing the third world stare
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm in Göbekli Tepe, shirtless in a loin cloth
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hydrated the soot between her ass cheeks and snorted that shit through my eyelids
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Top shelf zaza disrupted my circadian rhythm
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're sick in the head, they forgot I'm him
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Popped four flim-flams at K.O.D., came out with Hepatitis
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Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Face pressed up against that monkey, sniffin' for dear life
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