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bar musician just played a cover of Love Is A Battlefield where he interpolated All Along The Watchtower and then like 45 seconds of Stairway to Heaven??? I feel like I just had a stroke

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Why is the football game on the tv telling me about the players snapstreaks? Is it like a Snapchat promotional thing?

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

🦊"the way they are NOW is WAY more Coheesive and Cambria"

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Eating mozzies, laying across the bench of the booth, listening to a local musician campfire chord a set for the restaurant and hearing Anna "I don't think he played a single 7 cord in that entire song"

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Fuck I ruined the vibe cause I didn't think to pack a battery for the hotel restaurant fake table candle 😭

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

High maintenance bitch pro tip: road trip with multiple hotels? Pack a separate bag for each hotel and put toiletries in their own, that way you look like the one who packed light and have less to carry/dig through 🙂‍↕️

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Trading off drivers to cross the state line so the Utah raised girlie does the Utah driving and the Colorado raised girlie does the Colorado driving 🙂‍↕️

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Driving I-70 and placing my hand on the window to stare forlornly at exit 182 as we pass it.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

It's always Gusty Winds Ahead and never Busty Winds Ahead 😞

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

God it's been weeks since I've yelled "hey! You two should kiss" at anybody. THAT'S what's wrong with my life.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Imagining a girl who- actually wait, no that's just a guy i know but as a girl.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

🎶 It's my Bluesky and I can like the newer stuff if I want to 🎶

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 29/09/2026

Ok, passenger for a bit. This seems as good a time as any to dump out the drafts?

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

Day 1 driving fit. Time to load the car 😎

Tyler in a Leprous baseball T-shirt and baggy, light wash carpenter jeans. He's pulling his shirt up to show off his abs cause he's a fkin tool. Jaco smiles at him from the bed

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Calum @calumdotexe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

"Six and a half", the gen alpha centrist smugly declared. "Because the truth is always somewhere in the middle."

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

Girl who decides to sneak in a quick allergy shot before she leaves on her trip Vs. Oh, looks like it's time for your first dosage jump!

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loki~ 🫩🫩🫩 (he/it) @loki.moe · 28/09/2026

i need that insane clown pussy

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slowfox @slooowfox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hello internet, I have returned the rumors are true; i'm hotter than i've ever been

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

I saw an ad and idk who Ray is but he's got a great idea with banning Meta, I'm all for it.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

The existence of progressive metal implies the existence of conservative metal and possibly even anarchist metal

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

🦊 "I might have been thinking about music" Ever fucking green

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

🔪*holding my nails up so I can see them* look at this glitter! 🦊 ....... 🔪 ... 🦊 ....... 🔪 OH RIGHT *holding my nails up so SHE can see them*

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

🦊"because butter is a little bitch and it's out to ruin your life"

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

🦊 why is the input on 2 and not 1? 🔪 I don't fuckin know, why are you asking me? 🦊 Oh sorry for asking YOU how to operate YOUR stereo 🤭 🔪 Oh yeah, huh

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 28/09/2026

🦊:"waking up like 'oh fuck, it's already too late, she's already finished the album'"

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Johnny Normality @probgobl.in · 27/09/2026

Can't believe the openly fascist movement that gleefully talks about turning the poor, disabled, and brown into bio diesel to power child pornography foundries to fund overthrowing democratic governments and replacing them with techno-fuedal slave kingdoms have parties that are unsafe for women.

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💀dragon.candy🕷️ @princessmvstard.northsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is my first time hearing primus these are my takes

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

🔪The best music is by musicians who got so good that sounding good is too boring, it's like, it's MORE technical but... 🍃It's like using super strength to break your own body

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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

after letting Jessie and James out of their chastity cages: "Looks like Team Lock-It is jacking off again!"

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

Remembering that time I went to a Primus concert and my bf at the time ended up buying me my first Coheed record to bribe me into letting us leave part way through their set. That's real. That actually happened.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

Listening to Primus (derogatory). I'm shaking my head the whole time so you can tell I'm not happy about it.

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

Oh God we prog girlied too hard chat, I'm starting to listen to Primus on purpose, send help

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

More like Chef BOI are deez nuts, amirite?

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

T-minus, IDK like, 5 hours until Anna gets here and starts regretting agreeing to coordinate concert fits with me 😈

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Aposematic cat (She's All Legs) @tess.bzky.team · 27/09/2026

Good morning, have you had your daily listen through of The Afterman yet? If not, now's a good time to get started 🙂‍↕️

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