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Clifford @klyphord.bsky.social · 7h

Walking into the function like:

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The future is CRISPY

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But what if they had a trillion dollars and a bunch of companies losing money? What then?

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Imagine the shitty parts of an engineer but without actually knowing anything. That's all these guys are.

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Micahdahikah @hffmn.us · 8h

In a very real way, this is what the modern GOP and Fox News have been working towards for 50 years.

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Vegetable Crisper is basically all my air fryer is. Not sure why I’m supposed to put my air fryer in my fridge drawer, but my power usage has gone up quite a bit since I learned to do this.

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 8h

I said shittiest, not coolest thing possible.

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We're about to get The Shittiest Fighter/Bomber ever, aren't we? With alt:

A tweet from X owner and eugenics enthusiast Elon Musk:
Unless they figure how to make planes actually invisible, "stealth" just means low radar cross section in the 2 to 18 GHz range.

Against an advanced enemy, current stealth technology is not worth the design constraints imo.

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 8h

With alt for anyone who needs it:

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blood @thuleanperspective.bsky.social · 8h

Thinking back fondly to the era when I had already received my wound but blood had not yet started gushing from it

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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 9h

Scott Steiner in a screenshot of his rambling math promo video

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Jennifer X. Pumpkins 🎃 @jenyetagain.bsky.social · 8h

i knew the dame was trouble the moment she pushed me down the stairs.

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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 10h

#my9albums

Sonic adventure 2 soundtracks vol 1 and 2 and multi-dimensional, cuts unleashed, crush 40s eponymous album, sa1 vol 1 and 2, and sonic and shadow generations soundtracks

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 10h

the mailman pulled up just as the garbageman was pulling away and they were just close enough that i was able to do a track and field style baton pass with my junk mail

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 10h

Whenever my skeleton starts misbehaving I show it a box of bone broth and ask it if it's making good choices.

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L A R S 🕯️🦉👁️ @underalls.bsky.social · 10h

Asking every person I see if they like “punkin spice lattes” until one of them shoots me with a gun

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 11h

This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you

A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father

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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 10h

I do not think there is any downside to being cynical about videoessayist

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Joey Guanciale @joebreslin.bsky.social · 10h

feels like something you'd see on @blockedforthispost.bsky.social

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Spooky Poltergeist Ghouls 🎃 @sandypuggames.bsky.social · 11h

It's tragic but a lot of this work ended up being reused by Lou Bega, albeit in a limited form

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He wrestled without a heart for a few matches back in 2014.

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Big Crisp is a fire name for an MC who raps about mouthfeel.

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This is Johnny's editor. Sadly he died of a heart attack moments after the NSA shot him in the heart for this post.

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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 12h

YOU ARE BEING LIED TO. THE SO CALLED VEGETABLE CRISPER JUST MAKES THEM COLD. THE AIR FRYER MAKES THEM CRISPY. WAKE UP.

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under the current economic conditions, the only location that can profitably produce salsa is…(does some quick math)…this can’t be right…new york city?!

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 11h

Most people get their skeleton from a breeder. Mine, however, is a rescue.

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 15h

A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials

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"But-but-but we just REALLY like the chicken and Schutzwaffles!"

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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 12h

What do you call the table full of non-Nazis at the Nazi themed restaurant that is owned by Nazis?

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Imagine Billy Joel performing at the Sphere. Scenes from an italian restaurant as big as a fuggin' house

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SIDE BANGS @sidebangsmusic.com · 02/10/2026

New Tarot card: The Calamitous Homie

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We found so many seashells down by the seashore, bro you don’t even know

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h

Toad from the Super Mario series with a speech bubble that reads "If you can hold the barrel steady in your mouth I think I can pull the trigger with both my hands"

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15h

“Okay, now before you say anything, just hear us out. It’s actually kind of a funny story.”

Two dogs stand in a kitchen. A small whit dog wears a pink tutu, and a large brown dog has their head stuck in the swinging top of a trash can.

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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 12h

100% sold on this by the color. this mf grape as hell

a brilliant purple kanchu. none more purple

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This is a conversation I have with people at least twice a month. At a certain point you gotta just POSIWID the whole endeavor.

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"Did you hear about Norgwiz77?" "What the fuck is that?" "Well they do video essays abou-" "No such thing. They a groomer or crypto shill?" "... both."

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