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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Women
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Stocks soar on 2-week postponement of Armageddon.
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DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 29/03/2026
The astrophage space scene in ‘PROJECT HAIL MARY’ was created by tiny LEDs placed on chicken wire that were used while pouring water in front of the lens to refract the light. It was then shot with an Alexa LF camera with the infrared filter removed.
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I wish Cory would come back online, he did some of the funniest posts out there
Post by Cory @coolmathgame_

[first day as hostage negotiater]

me: [taking the phone] yyyyyelllo

[loud explosion from inside the bank]
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cat damon @cornonthegoblin.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
[foghorn leghorn at a glory hole] son i say son this hole got a mouth like an outboard motor
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel,
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I haven't had time to do my Christmas shopping until today. Fortunately, everyone else probably already got theirs done weeks ago, so the mall should be pretty empty and this should be a quick trip
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
“I was just following otters.”
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
[the robe store] me: is this a good one for getting the morning paper salesperson: yes and, you’re gonna love this, it’s our top rated robe for frantically taking the garbage out because you hear the truck coming me: (hiding my excitement) really
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
“You have beautiful hair,” she whispers. “You sell to me?”
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/08/2025
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Our government right now is basically just a bunch of hamburglars getting pardoned by ronald mcdonald while grimace dances in the background
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/11/2025
just had the realization that the type of person who enjoys making ai art is someone who prioritizes it’s consumption, while those who dislikes ai art is someone who values the act of creating art
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 02/11/2025
they really kinda nailed it when they named the blimp
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“I was watching the baseball game” Interesting. I was contemplating solutions to the great global challenges of the 21st century. But your game sounds nice too 🤷‍♂️
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
An enigmatic billionaire offered to pay me a small fortune if I can just make it through a single night at his secluded, ominous seaside mansion. What a fool. How hard is it to stay overnight somewhere?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
so this month i’m supposed to buy a pumpkin, then next month a turkey, and december a tree? can anyone explain what the fuck is going on?
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Being a guy who loves paprika is a lonely life, but when I run into a fellow preak freak we connect on a deeper level.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/10/2025
The vile “Marlins Man” appears to be conferring with a Harkonnen
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Experts predict that by 2026, 100% of US government spending will go towards the construction of visual metaphors for the US government
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
I guess it's called the Magna Carta. I heard that and I said wow. But we're not going to have it anymore and we'll have something much better. And I think our royal subjects will be very happy
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/05/2023
Horses are weird. A large dog that's also a car? That doesn't sound right.
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 23/10/2025
i don't think about politicians at all, i think about cool guy shit like burgers and hot babes or hot babes eating burgers or anthropomorphic burgers eating hot babes
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/10/2025
this election was already over but jesus christ this put him 6 feet under lmfao
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Suckitdry69 on Reddit just told me I need to be kinder to myself
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
I'm not sure you can get more marie antoinette than taking away food stamps before thanksgiving while you build a gold and marble dance hall so the other crooks can bring bribe you over a badly-cooked (argentinian) steak
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 21/10/2025
Everyday Americans love seeing Donald Trump demolish part of the White House so he can build a big golden room to have cold prime rib with his cronies
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Record shopping and my daughter chooses to remain ignorant of who Buckcherry is
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Forbes @forbes.com · 13/10/2025
“The Life of a Showgirl” is now Billboard’s biggest album debut since Adele’s “25” in 2015, though some critics have accused Swift of gaming the system by releasing 38 variants of the album between physical copies and digital versions.
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Taylor Swift's 'Life Of A Showgirl' Debuts With Record-Breaking 4 Million Album Units On Billboard Chart
“The Life of a Showgirl” is now Billboard’s biggest album debut since Adele’s “25” in 2015, though some critics have accused Swift of gaming the system by releasing 38 variants of the album between physical copies and digital versions.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You may want to take a seat and prepare yourself because a young republican group chat was leaked and some of these fellas are not quite as nice as you thought
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onion person @junlper.beer · 13/10/2025
i love the idea that there’s definitely a few thousand people out there everyday that ask grok stuff like “is broccoli healthy”
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Writing D.C.M. @writingdcm.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
“Tough times make tough men” I whisper from the ground after straining my back trying to put on my socks
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Listen. Mel Gibson is a busy man. Nobody else is gonna throw Gavin Newsom in a living hell
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
deck company got the deck installed. they think this is the end, but their pain is only beginning.
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Mork @andrewblue23.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Wanted…… Someone to brush their teeth with me…. 9/10 Dentists say brushing alone won’t prevent tooth decay….. Apply now….no weirdos please.
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
A wasp has stung me, paralyzed me, and laid eggs somewhere on my person. I will return the favor.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
So cool that whenever someone asks the president, “did you eat the Lindbergh baby” he’s like, “no but I’d be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later”
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Generals I have gathered you here today to make sure the military isn't doing anything gay or black
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 25/09/2025
You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email
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jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
“use two fingers to move the map” use two fingers to milk my cock you fuckin moron 🖕
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Don’t think they posted it here yet but good Onion headline theonion.com/oreo-and-ree...
Oreo And Reese's Team
Up To Sicken Dogs
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Arrrghggggggghhhfgh
Brendel @brendelbored.osky.social • 21h
I wish it wasn't considered controversial to say that people should not be starved to death. I wish it wasn't controversial to say that is unacceptable for all of humanity.
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What we do to the animals we eat is WAY
WORSE though.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I will address this once. ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape so if you have 1 astro ape and 3 slurp juices you can create 3 new apes
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
.001 milliseconds after it dawns on me that I’ve been ignoring/supporting a genocide: most important thing now is no scolding about this
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