jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 10hMy girlfriend got pregnant by another man. It's been a challenging 9 months knowing he's not my son but I'm so excited to raise him like my own. Here’s 9 things it taught me about being head of the Bluesky Boys: 👇 0130
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 10h“you have to wash your rice before you cook it” man i dont even wash my ass half the time 060
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 15hhey boys, try peeing a little on the terlot paper before you wipe ! Thank me later 040
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i never played PN03 on the gamecube. was capcom cooking W goons or did they deliver L faps 120
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Im in the backseat of your car listening to the strokes. i have an edible in my jacket pocket and i dont fear death 180
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i shaved my face with a norelco oneblade meant for your pingas vagina and body hair. it's possible to do you just need to struggle for a while 050
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wasn’t gonna drink this morning but man… im missin cliff burton like a MF 020
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026does anyone know if we have snack time later or is that only on certain church days? 000
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026im juggling a ball between my fingers and there's nothing you can fucking do about it you stupid pussy ass weakling bitch ass mother fucker 1110
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the guys and i are going to go suffer as one later if you’d like to join us 030
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026is it ok to get into the strokes in the big '26 or not really? 041
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026dude we’ve been calling you the sucking fucker for weeks now lmfao 0130
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026how do i fold bedsheets without ending up wanting to kill myself ?? i just punched my desk because of a video game btw 090
Reposted by jojo 🏄♂️jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026snake, these chemical compounds are called surfactants. their primary use is in soaps and detergents, where they increase the solubility of fat and dirt particles in water by decreasing the surface tension between two liquids, a liquid and a gas, or a liquid and a solid. sound familiar? 03110
Reposted by jojo 🏄♂️jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026i'm struggling with lust and cussing 26911
Reposted by jojo 🏄♂️jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 16/09/2026how it feels to be a sensitive white boy in 2026… 1428
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026you can now bookmark messages on discord to jack off to later 020
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Im not gay. But Untitled by Caleb Pitts does get me randy 040
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i don’t think dead kennedys should have said the n word in that cambodia song. the derogatory lines about jerry brown were offensive enough 020
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026sources are telling me Mario (from Nintendo) has been apprehended after soliciting prostitutes behind the Toad Town Dojo in Toad Town. 231
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No, "Vamp" isn't for bisexual. It's because he's a vampire... 040
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 22/09/2026do I like Dimmu Borgir? uh yeah, i would like some Dinner. Burger, please I’m starving ! 160
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026longing for the days of my youth when i could get decent band shirts for no more than $20. now you have to spend $35 for a gildan shirt thinner than a sheet of paper 080
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 17/09/2026snake, these chemical compounds are called surfactants. their primary use is in soaps and detergents, where they increase the solubility of fat and dirt particles in water by decreasing the surface tension between two liquids, a liquid and a gas, or a liquid and a solid. sound familiar? 03110
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026macro dosing my cpap by wearing an oxygen mask everywhere 040
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Babe i would learn how to play everlong just for you babe. you’re my everything 080
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026this is about accidentally jacking my penis off on stream 030
jojo 🏄♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · 13/09/2026if i took streaming seriously i could be the next DSP 2140
