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Plain Reckage

@plainreckage.bsky.social
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Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kash Patel hugging a goat. They both look like they bet on a fart and lost
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember the days when every headline wasn’t about the US President? My bad, I tweeted that in 2017. WTAF GDI
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
<Wakes up. Reads news> “C’mon cholesterol, can you show the fuck up for work already?”
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tiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday mood 🎃🖤
A white coffee mug depicting the Headless Horseman throwing his pumpkin head. At the bottom it says…yeet
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looking to forward to reading @thisisjeffsharon.com musings in the AM as to what we learned about UCF after the Syracuse/Pitt game. The Orange has already outscored UCF, so there’s something.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not holding a grudge. I’m ResentmentMaxxing.
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Max Read @maxread.info · 17/09/2026
unabomber clippy
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Jeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 08/09/2026
Alright everyone, I'm letting the secret out. Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system. cosmosrankings.com
cosmosrankings.com
COSMOS Rankings
College Sports Ranking System
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe just give them one extra second? Too soon?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How is this ridiculous situation at FSU not trending?
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Charlie Fillenwarth @illinifan1280.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Big Ten investigated the Big Ten’s replay of the Big Ten’s stadium clock that resulted in a Big Ten win, and the Big Ten has found that the Big Ten did nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Where do I put my hands if I do care?
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Jeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 06/09/2026
I thought the Lewis/Holyfield draw in 1999 was the worst sports crime I've seen committed but this is the new beltholder.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well.... we'll always have Massachusetts beating Rutgers...
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PlannedSickDays @plannedsickdays.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was today years old when I learned that College Football was fake like Pro Wrestling
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#LFGKCO First Bounce tonight!
UCF neon sign and an Eat, Drink, Bounce” neon sign by a home bar.
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UCF Football @ucffootball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GAMEDAY
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
IT IS GAMEDAY!!!!!!! #GKCO
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#NewStrainSunday presents: Snozzberries. It tastes like snozzberries.
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We have spoken to Chas about his constant use of the phrase “Why don’t you CBDeez nuts.”
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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
going great
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It was only a three dollar bottle of chardonnay, but we partied like it was $19.99
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Live and learn. Improvise, adapt, overcome. I was out of Old Fashioned mix tonight and read an online recipe. Turns out, with some Bitters and a decent amount of Stevia…you can approximate an Old Fashioned. With good bourbon, of course. Go figure.
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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having had sex
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@seinpez.bsky.social My normal pre-season fervor has been muted this year, I figured out why. When was the last time a season opener started on time? School night for players, students, and kids attending.Most of us work the next day. How do I get fired up to play BC when I know it won’t start at 7?
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Look, all I'm saying is that you should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare.
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Scalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
When #InternationalCatDay falls on a #caturday
static.klipy.com
Cartoon Dancing Cat
Alt: Cartoon Dancing Cat
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 08/08/2026
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Calling in disillusioned this morning
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Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“Don’t skip leg day” I giggle to myself, downing a fourth KFC chicken leg.
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amberkitty 🐈‍⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
One last month before a sports team determines my mental health for the week. I am so ready
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 29/07/2026
i like how if you go to someones profile now and click the “search posts” button it shows all of their top posts. it’s like a little hall of fame for all your best stuff. hehe. nice posts ya got there buddy! :D
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I love chicken pot pie, but not necessarily in that order.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dear @EASports - it is time once again for your annual reminder that UCF is NOT referred to as the “Golden Knights”. I don’t know how you get this wrong every year when the CFB27 is supposedly produced IN ORLANDO.
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Fox @foxcouncil.com · 23/07/2026
MITCH MCCONNELL IS ON ETERNITY LEAVE
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 15/07/2026
you know the devils lettuce doesn't seem to have that same issue
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dhooverart: spooky cartoonist at large @dhoover.art · 20/07/2026
I'm inclined to trust Taco Ball here and just avoid Taylor Farms entirely vs listening to the FDA, which is a crazy thing to say, but it's 2026, and all we have left is crazy.
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
yet another sleepless night spent wondering what it was they were feeding smelly cat
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"you're still punk" I mutter to myself as I organize my pills for the week
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Every restaurant in the world suddenly: “Any allergies we should know about?” Me, muttering under my breath “fucken lawyers 🤬”
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reppin the Knights in London. #GKCO
Some old dork with his amazing kid leaning on a Tardis in London.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The vet suggested coating the cat's pills in a little mayonnaise and now I tell her she's going to the Mayo Clinic
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A Joker-style origin story about the Hamburglar
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
ETTD - always. Everything Trump Touches Dies. Thanks for the shitty karma, fat ass.
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
LET’S FUCKING GO
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