Reposted by Plain Reckagelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized 230289
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remember the days when every headline wasn’t about the US President? My bad, I tweeted that in 2017. WTAF GDI 171
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026<Wakes up. Reads news> “C’mon cholesterol, can you show the fuck up for work already?” 062
Reposted by Plain ReckagetiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Friday mood 🎃🖤 1648
Reposted by Plain Reckagem@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day 1021538
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Looking to forward to reading @thisisjeffsharon.com musings in the AM as to what we learned about UCF after the Syracuse/Pitt game. The Orange has already outscored UCF, so there’s something. 110
Reposted by Plain ReckageBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently 931780
Reposted by Plain Reckage𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m not holding a grudge. I’m ResentmentMaxxing. 29026
Reposted by Plain ReckageJeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 08/09/2026Alright everyone, I'm letting the secret out. Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system. cosmosrankings.comcosmosrankings.comCOSMOS RankingsCollege Sports Ranking System 011
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Maybe just give them one extra second? Too soon? 030
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How is this ridiculous situation at FSU not trending? 031
Reposted by Plain ReckageCharlie Fillenwarth @illinifan1280.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Big Ten investigated the Big Ten’s replay of the Big Ten’s stadium clock that resulted in a Big Ten win, and the Big Ten has found that the Big Ten did nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory. 0212
Reposted by Plain ReckageJason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Where do I put my hands if I do care? 5217
Reposted by Plain ReckageJeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 06/09/2026I thought the Lewis/Holyfield draw in 1999 was the worst sports crime I've seen committed but this is the new beltholder. 051
Reposted by Plain ReckageJM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well.... we'll always have Massachusetts beating Rutgers... 0242
Reposted by Plain ReckagePlannedSickDays @plannedsickdays.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I was today years old when I learned that College Football was fake like Pro Wrestling 6478
Reposted by Plain ReckageLakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#NewStrainSunday presents: Snozzberries. It tastes like snozzberries. 032
Reposted by Plain ReckageLakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We have spoken to Chas about his constant use of the phrase “Why don’t you CBDeez nuts.” 152
Reposted by Plain ReckageResident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 31/08/2026It was only a three dollar bottle of chardonnay, but we partied like it was $19.99 213735
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Live and learn. Improvise, adapt, overcome. I was out of Old Fashioned mix tonight and read an online recipe. Turns out, with some Bitters and a decent amount of Stevia…you can approximate an Old Fashioned. With good bourbon, of course. Go figure. 040
Reposted by Plain Reckage🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having had sex 2618127
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 28/08/2026@seinpez.bsky.social My normal pre-season fervor has been muted this year, I figured out why. When was the last time a season opener started on time? School night for players, students, and kids attending.Most of us work the next day. How do I get fired up to play BC when I know it won’t start at 7? 540
Reposted by Plain ReckageMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Look, all I'm saying is that you should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare. 5080168
Reposted by Plain ReckageScalawag Jack @scalawagjack.bsky.social · 08/08/2026When #InternationalCatDay falls on a #caturdaystatic.klipy.comCartoon Dancing CatAlt: Cartoon Dancing Cat 3237
Reposted by Plain Reckage[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Calling in disillusioned this morning 110635
Reposted by Plain ReckageJay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 01/08/2026“Don’t skip leg day” I giggle to myself, downing a fourth KFC chicken leg. 25415
Reposted by Plain Reckageamberkitty 🐈⬛ @amberkitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026One last month before a sports team determines my mental health for the week. I am so ready 3263
Reposted by Plain ReckageSkip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 29/07/2026i like how if you go to someones profile now and click the “search posts” button it shows all of their top posts. it’s like a little hall of fame for all your best stuff. hehe. nice posts ya got there buddy! :D 4282
Reposted by Plain Reckage𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I love chicken pot pie, but not necessarily in that order. 724974
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Dear @EASports - it is time once again for your annual reminder that UCF is NOT referred to as the “Golden Knights”. I don’t know how you get this wrong every year when the CFB27 is supposedly produced IN ORLANDO. 350
Reposted by Plain Reckagemothra stewart @gorl.gay · 15/07/2026you know the devils lettuce doesn't seem to have that same issue 212832
Reposted by Plain Reckagedhooverart: spooky cartoonist at large @dhoover.art · 20/07/2026I'm inclined to trust Taco Ball here and just avoid Taylor Farms entirely vs listening to the FDA, which is a crazy thing to say, but it's 2026, and all we have left is crazy. 621950
Reposted by Plain ReckageDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 12/07/2026yet another sleepless night spent wondering what it was they were feeding smelly cat 1194
Reposted by Plain ReckageParanormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"you're still punk" I mutter to myself as I organize my pills for the week 3406
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Every restaurant in the world suddenly: “Any allergies we should know about?” Me, muttering under my breath “fucken lawyers 🤬” 130
Reposted by Plain Reckageweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The vet suggested coating the cat's pills in a little mayonnaise and now I tell her she's going to the Mayo Clinic 1946341
Reposted by Plain ReckageViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A Joker-style origin story about the Hamburglar 1319335
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 07/07/2026ETTD - always. Everything Trump Touches Dies. Thanks for the shitty karma, fat ass. 120
Reposted by Plain ReckageProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 07/07/2026LET’S FUCKING GO 11445