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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Maybe I'm being paranoid but I could swear the mechanic just told me my car would be ready by the end of days.

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Jez @jez1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Please, sir, may I have less self-awareness?

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New year, *like* new Cela @kuzmaniak.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

These are prescription potato chips actually

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Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Is purchase necessary?” we used to ask in the 80s and 90s, not envisioning an enlightened future where every commercial just told you.

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Your children look just like you! That's unfortunate.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We really are a filthy little species

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Mal @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Want to split a mortgage and ask each other if we’re hungry for the rest of our lives, or nah?

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My dream guy is Chewbacca. He’s tall, has great hair and doesn’t talk much

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

stricken with the stupidity sweats

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Oh dang, you're so toxic you could kill a fake plant

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

(trying to decide what to buy for protection from the rain) ummmmbrella?

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i hope reincarnation is real so i can get around my lifetime ban at Dave and Busters

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I have a condition called iSatDownWithoutTheRemote-itis

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The FBI doesn’t deserve dogs

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Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I don’t trust the cultural observations of anybody without firsthand memory of The Thong Song.

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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now I just need a little something sweet - Me after having oreos for lunch

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"Let me get this straight, for your third wish, you would like a remote with only a mute button that works on people in real life?" -Genie

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Reverie @augustreverie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i’m gonna tickle my brain with this q-tip idgaf

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Adults be like: "blah blah blah insurance blah blah blah..."

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James @james.tarnation.lol · 11/09/2026

i bet laying on a hot dog roller at the gas station feels amazing

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Jay @jaydub083.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I like this song. …is not the same as… I like listening to this song. For instance, I enjoy listening to “Party All the Time” by Eddie Murphy. It makes me smile. But I can’t bring myself to say I like the song.

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My coworker tried to get passive aggressive with me today but I’m fully aggressive

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 08/09/2026

I talked about fight club once and absolutely nothing happened

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

life is just one long series of figuring out which episode you fell asleep on

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Them: do you reject Satan? Me: nah, I mean he seems pretty legit

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Icarus 🎃 Dumpsterfire @pluperfectidiot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

It seems like nowadays, you can't even crack open a Smurf's head and feast upon the delicious blue goo inside anymore. What has this world come to?

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

*eats spiders in sleep* Girl dinner

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I've found the best way to get out of a bad date or a conversation I no longer want to be a part of is by pulling a toddler's toy phone put of my purse and saying "sorry, gotta take this" as I walk away

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 30/08/2026