Reposted by Plain ReckageBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 4h“What was it like growing up in the ‘80s” one day I had to pull buckshot out of my leg with a pair of pliers and it bled so much that I learned how to sew because nobody was coming home for hours, and when they did I got in trouble for not putting the pliers back in the right place 35710
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That’s amazing. I probably mark 3-5 a day as spam. From both parties, it is wild. I get more political texts than I do from fake arborists and that’s saying something. 120
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I do not trust myself with the mic. I would ask questions that are not helpful. It is far too late to spend on O lineman instead of skill players. Or ask why we don’t have a backup QB he trusts to throw for more than 12 yards in the air. UCFast is so long gone it hurts. 010
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026<Throws UCF jersey in disgust, puts on ODU shirt. Tosses ODU shirt, finds a UVA shirt. Spikes the UVA shirt> Linda, where are my Star Wars shirts? WTAF 030
Reposted by Plain ReckageJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank: 218653
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They hadn’t beaten Michigan at home since 1977. Some of the players’ PARENTS had not seen a home win. In their entire lives. Gotta make an exception for that one. 111
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Not making excuses for him, but…once we lost our center we were back to the O Line group that netted 20 yards on 21 carries at Pitt. I suspect he didn’t trust them to run block, and didn’t trust Jenkins to throw a pass longer than 12 yards. I still don’t get why we don’t run Jenkins more often, tho. 120
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I need a political candidate that runs on one issue - making it illegal for political candidates to text you. I suspect we will all be screaming for this by November. 292
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Maybe we can get a Houston cheerleader in the press box with Andre Ware to make it even more obvious that this is a very partisan broadcast. 120
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I need this a tattoo. Especially anytime I go through ATL. 110
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Dammit. Those Houston helmets look fantastic. We’ve had almost a decade of Space Games and never thought to make the football helmets look like an astronaut helmet? On the other hand, this enhances the value of the payback game today. Let’s beat them in their house in THEIR Temu Space Game. #GKCO 030
Reposted by Plain ReckageJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026[using Bene Gesserit "voice"] EXTRA CHEESE 19623
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Must be fixed now, I was able to stream it straight from BSky… 020
Reposted by Plain Reckagelos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized 230289
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s not complicated. A friend sent me something I found funny. I shared it. That’s all. It’s not a cause, I’m not planning on getting it as a tattoo or anything. 000
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Do we have confirmation on the starting QB today? 100
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Remember the days when every headline wasn’t about the US President? My bad, I tweeted that in 2017. WTAF GDI 171
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026<Wakes up. Reads news> “C’mon cholesterol, can you show the fuck up for work already?” 062
Reposted by Plain ReckagetiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Friday mood 🎃🖤 1648
Reposted by Plain Reckagem@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day 1021840
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Looking to forward to reading @thisisjeffsharon.com musings in the AM as to what we learned about UCF after the Syracuse/Pitt game. The Orange has already outscored UCF, so there’s something. 110
Reposted by Plain ReckageBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently 931780
Reposted by Plain Reckage𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m not holding a grudge. I’m ResentmentMaxxing. 29026
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I watched Texas’ O Lne last night be dominant when it mattered most and just shook my head. We don’t have that kind of money, but we have some. Maybe throw more cash at the O Line problem instead of 50 amazing running backs who can’t do shit without a line? 141
Reposted by Plain ReckageJeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 08/09/2026Alright everyone, I'm letting the secret out. Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system. cosmosrankings.comcosmosrankings.comCOSMOS RankingsCollege Sports Ranking System 011
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Maybe just give them one extra second? Too soon? 030
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How is this ridiculous situation at FSU not trending? 031
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I just saw your post about it. Disgusting. I love that some people are pushing back at least. 010
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I watched the Pitt game yesterday and…this is probably right. I think we can win it, but we probably need some special circumstances. When I ran the season on CFB27, Pitt on the road was by far my hardest game to win. 020
Reposted by Plain ReckageCharlie Fillenwarth @illinifan1280.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The Big Ten investigated the Big Ten’s replay of the Big Ten’s stadium clock that resulted in a Big Ten win, and the Big Ten has found that the Big Ten did nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory. 0212
Reposted by Plain ReckageJason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Where do I put my hands if I do care? 5217
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This is why I love THIS version of social media. 080
Reposted by Plain ReckageJeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 06/09/2026I thought the Lewis/Holyfield draw in 1999 was the worst sports crime I've seen committed but this is the new beltholder. 051
Reposted by Plain ReckageJM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Well.... we'll always have Massachusetts beating Rutgers... 0242
Reposted by Plain ReckagePlannedSickDays @plannedsickdays.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I was today years old when I learned that College Football was fake like Pro Wrestling 6478
Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Legend has it this is where Pickelbacks came from. Just random stuff left over in the fridge. 110
Reposted by Plain ReckageLakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026#NewStrainSunday presents: Snozzberries. It tastes like snozzberries. 032
Reposted by Plain ReckageLakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026We have spoken to Chas about his constant use of the phrase “Why don’t you CBDeez nuts.” 152