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Plain Reckage

@plainreckage.bsky.social
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Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 4h
“What was it like growing up in the ‘80s” one day I had to pull buckshot out of my leg with a pair of pliers and it bled so much that I learned how to sew because nobody was coming home for hours, and when they did I got in trouble for not putting the pliers back in the right place
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s amazing. I probably mark 3-5 a day as spam. From both parties, it is wild. I get more political texts than I do from fake arborists and that’s saying something.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I do not trust myself with the mic. I would ask questions that are not helpful. It is far too late to spend on O lineman instead of skill players. Or ask why we don’t have a backup QB he trusts to throw for more than 12 yards in the air. UCFast is so long gone it hurts.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
<Throws UCF jersey in disgust, puts on ODU shirt. Tosses ODU shirt, finds a UVA shirt. Spikes the UVA shirt> Linda, where are my Star Wars shirts? WTAF
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: Hey gas tank, check out the prices on this pump. Gas tank:
A gas tank opening that resembles a shocked face.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They hadn’t beaten Michigan at home since 1977. Some of the players’ PARENTS had not seen a home win. In their entire lives. Gotta make an exception for that one.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not making excuses for him, but…once we lost our center we were back to the O Line group that netted 20 yards on 21 carries at Pitt. I suspect he didn’t trust them to run block, and didn’t trust Jenkins to throw a pass longer than 12 yards. I still don’t get why we don’t run Jenkins more often, tho.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need a political candidate that runs on one issue - making it illegal for political candidates to text you. I suspect we will all be screaming for this by November.
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Kyle Foley @kylefoleywrites.com · 03/10/2026
Timmy Turner praying please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe we can get a Houston cheerleader in the press box with Andre Ware to make it even more obvious that this is a very partisan broadcast.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I need this a tattoo. Especially anytime I go through ATL.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dammit. Those Houston helmets look fantastic. We’ve had almost a decade of Space Games and never thought to make the football helmets look like an astronaut helmet? On the other hand, this enhances the value of the payback game today. Let’s beat them in their house in THEIR Temu Space Game. #GKCO
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
[using Bene Gesserit "voice"] EXTRA CHEESE
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Must be fixed now, I was able to stream it straight from BSky…
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Getting roasted by your kids is called getting youthanized
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s not complicated. A friend sent me something I found funny. I shared it. That’s all. It’s not a cause, I’m not planning on getting it as a tattoo or anything.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Exactly
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Too funny not to share. Read the alt text
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kash Patel hugging a goat. They both look like they bet on a fart and lost
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do we have confirmation on the starting QB today?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember the days when every headline wasn’t about the US President? My bad, I tweeted that in 2017. WTAF GDI
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
<Wakes up. Reads news> “C’mon cholesterol, can you show the fuck up for work already?”
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tiffAH! Real Monster @bakedpotiffa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday mood 🎃🖤
A white coffee mug depicting the Headless Horseman throwing his pumpkin head. At the bottom it says…yeet
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ok, but what if u want to summon batman during the day
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Looking to forward to reading @thisisjeffsharon.com musings in the AM as to what we learned about UCF after the Syracuse/Pitt game. The Orange has already outscored UCF, so there’s something.
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Fuck you and the horse you rode in on” ~the FBI, apparently
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m not holding a grudge. I’m ResentmentMaxxing.
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Max Read @maxread.info · 17/09/2026
unabomber clippy
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I watched Texas’ O Lne last night be dominant when it mattered most and just shook my head. We don’t have that kind of money, but we have some. Maybe throw more cash at the O Line problem instead of 50 amazing running backs who can’t do shit without a line?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Happy birthday!!!
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Jeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 08/09/2026
Alright everyone, I'm letting the secret out. Here's what I've been working on over the summer: a new college football ranking system. cosmosrankings.com
cosmosrankings.com
COSMOS Rankings
College Sports Ranking System
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe just give them one extra second? Too soon?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
How is this ridiculous situation at FSU not trending?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I just saw your post about it. Disgusting. I love that some people are pushing back at least.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I watched the Pitt game yesterday and…this is probably right. I think we can win it, but we probably need some special circumstances. When I ran the season on CFB27, Pitt on the road was by far my hardest game to win.
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Charlie Fillenwarth @illinifan1280.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Big Ten investigated the Big Ten’s replay of the Big Ten’s stadium clock that resulted in a Big Ten win, and the Big Ten has found that the Big Ten did nothing wrong. Unfortunately, the Big Ten confirms that the Big Ten will just have to accept a Big Ten victory.
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Jason the Spooky ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤 @jasontheaverage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Where do I put my hands if I do care?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
This is why I love THIS version of social media.
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Jeff Sharon @thisisjeffsharon.com · 06/09/2026
I thought the Lewis/Holyfield draw in 1999 was the worst sports crime I've seen committed but this is the new beltholder.
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Well.... we'll always have Massachusetts beating Rutgers...
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PlannedSickDays @plannedsickdays.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I was today years old when I learned that College Football was fake like Pro Wrestling
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Legend has it this is where Pickelbacks came from. Just random stuff left over in the fridge.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#LFGKCO First Bounce tonight!
UCF neon sign and an Eat, Drink, Bounce” neon sign by a home bar.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#LFGKCO
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UCF Football @ucffootball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
GAMEDAY
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
IT IS GAMEDAY!!!!!!! #GKCO
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
#NewStrainSunday presents: Snozzberries. It tastes like snozzberries.
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Lakeview Dispensary @lakeviewdispo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We have spoken to Chas about his constant use of the phrase “Why don’t you CBDeez nuts.”
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- just brady @justbrady.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
going great
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