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Plain Reckage

@plainreckage.bsky.social
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Dad! Transplanted UCFTwitterMafia member. Against all forms of Trumpism, Science denial, and Populist stupidity.

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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Kash Patel hugging a goat. They both look like they bet on a fart and lost
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Maybe just give them one extra second? Too soon?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#LFGKCO First Bounce tonight!
UCF neon sign and an Eat, Drink, Bounce” neon sign by a home bar.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
IT IS GAMEDAY!!!!!!! #GKCO
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Little one is very much leaning into International Caturday
Unbelievably cute kid snuggling with overly large cat
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Dude saying “it’s me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese” with another dude labeled “a bunch of cheese” attacking him with a knife
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
UCF All Star QBs Daunte Culpepper, McKenzie Milton, and Blake Bortles.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
We found it! London was amazing.
Old guy and his cute kid with the Tardis in London.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Reppin the Knights in London. #GKCO
Some old dork with his amazing kid leaning on a Tardis in London.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Thank you all for making this place so great!
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Scooby Doo gang unmask the actual culprit- swamp creature Donald Trump defaced the reflecting pool
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just a fuck load of Clowns but the caption says “Company executives taking a group photo after a year of record profits and mass layoffs”
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
This is an amazing product, just read the text. It starts off as 88% naturally derived at the top but improves to 92% naturally derived by the time you reach the bottom. Maybe don’t let AI label your products? Or take a few seconds to read the packaging before you ship it? I’m just spitballing here
Nivea product with a sticker at the top saying it is “88% Naturally Derived” but with another sticker at the bottom saying “92% naturally Derived”. Great job everyone.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Stabbing guy meme but about string cheese
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Anybody else see Master Shake in this logo?
Crown Shades logo that looks like Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
At least the NBA is consistent on home team calls. On to Game 6 in our house!
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Pete Kegsbreath about to fail another Pulp Fiction test. “What does Marcellus Wallace look like?” Answers are “A:What, B:What, C:What, and D:A Bitch”. C should have been “Say what one more time”
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Yellow Teletubby telling the red one “I know you were high at my mother in law’s funeral”
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Cheering for our UCF Knights while weather stranded in Burlington Vermont. #GKCO
UCF vs UCLA screenshot pre-game
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@emceekayvee.bsky.social I hope this cheers you up a bit. Here’s my little Florida baby making beautiful pictures in Vermont for Spring Break. Her first time seeing snow!
Adorable FL kid acting like it isn’t that cold in Vermont.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@pluperfectidiot.bsky.social the kid just lives on a different level. Captain called her right into the cockpit and let her set off a few alarms 👀
Lucky kid sitting in the pilot seat of a 757-200
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
She’s cleaning her brother. Shortly afterwards they attempted to destroy each other. Again.
Crazy orange cats not trying to kill each other (briefly)
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Geordi LeForge meme saying “hold up” to Reconciliation & healing and “game on” to motherfucking consequences
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I love Chicago
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
no new pictures. where are you at mentally?
Bill Murray driving a truck with a fired up groundhog
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@badposter.lol prescribing Modelo for what ails me today.
Frisky raccoon at Lucy’s “The Doctor is in” Psychiatric Help desk, ostensibly recommending Modelo beer to solves today’s tough problems. For only 5 cents per recommendation.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Challenge accepted. The Jags play today so anything about them counts, right?
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
post you from a different era
22 year old knucklehead standing in front of PC’s at Price Club
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.
Incredibly silly orange cat sporting a Happy New Year crown while looking like a dog licking peanut butter.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
@badposter.lol Saw this, thought of you
Modelo beer gift packs. But with no actual Modelo so questionable gift value.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
#GoKnights ChargeOn! Helluva second half. New record for 3’s made in a game!
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
What I’m wearing to the BlueSky Christmas Party:
Hideous but amazing ThunderCats Christmas sweater
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Wore my special shirt yesterday to commemorate the occasion
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
#LFGoKnights
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
As always, we also won the tailgate.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
God knows we did our part last night. The crowd was loud and proud. I know it is a rebuilding year and Gus left the cupboards bare but that was the toughest loss maybe since the 11AM Navy debacle.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Linus writing a letter to The Great Pumpkin asking him to do something about his Evil Cousin.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
App State not…keeping it quiet.
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
#TailgateChampions
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
GAMEDAY!!!! We are rolling with a 3 meal tailgate over at the softball lot. Starting at 8AM. LFG!!!
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Plain Reckage @plainreckage.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Yep! Welcome back CFB. Thank you Fubo. Gonna miss you next year.
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