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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
when i let go of a hug i make a loud rubber chicken noise
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
idk why but it’s hard to pee myself on command.
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Gotta wiggle out of this somehow
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
weird animal fact. my dog fell asleep on me and i have to pee
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
like it’s ok if you have to U-turn and come back to it
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
no babe you SHOULD stop all traffic to merge over 3 lanes to make the turn that you almost missed
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Woo!
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Friday you sexy son of a bitch where have you been?
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
let go? when i got the music in me??
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
those shops that do custom signs and banners should have a guy spinning a mattress out front
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 28/05/2025
We are like six months from them outlawing seatbelts.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
[clapping when the plane takes off] peanut time
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
silly ass words for water activities. oh that’s a boogie board? you’re scooba diving? that’s a snorkel? grow up.
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
ordinary
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
had a job and a family until i missed my exit on the interstate and had to start a new life in a different city
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
starting a small diy music project will fix me
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
bluesky is dead !??! 𝕊ℍ𝕀ℕ𝔾𝕃𝔼𝕊 𝔻𝕆𝔼𝕊ℕ’𝕋 ℂ𝔸ℝ𝔼
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niteynite @niteynite.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I'm a vegetarian. But not because I love animals, I just really hate plants.
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
bros dropping recipe ideas
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
You wouldn’t put pineapple on lasagna
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
you guys: “bluesky is dying” (several hundred likes)
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
does anyone know a dentist that puts you to sleep? my teeth are fine i just could use the rest
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 25/05/2025
I never believed it was butter
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Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
[seeing opp’s mom on the street] Hey lady! Tell your baby I said *narrows eyes, lowers voice* goo goo gaga
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
if i were a honey badger i would still care
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Ok so here's the thing: no
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
this icecream cone is ruining my life
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
nothing pisses me off more than when i have to hold things
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
why would you remind me of that
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I don’t like that I read this rhythmically
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 22/05/2025
exchanging my itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini for one that fits
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
sit down be humble
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
if i were a cricket i would shut up about it
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
why did we stop there
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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 22/05/2025
the kangarooster goes g’day a doodle doo
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
you’re in her DMs. I’m a little teapot.
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I hate when I sneeze while I’m driving and go off a cliff.
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
peak times when a band would be from Boston and so they would name themselves Boston.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
come to bluesky, we have the most boomer-ass gif selection
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matty-boo @splat-man.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
I’m just saying potatoes and cheese never hurt me
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 21/05/2025
I am a corn dog trapped in a man's body
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
this is my emotional support shower floor
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
middle schooler on an e-scooter stole my breakfast pickle
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Don’t do it!
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
:(
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
not the no cheese curse
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
:)
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
parmesan
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ordinary @ordinaryalso.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
if I lose my poor meatball i stfg
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