Reposted by Hannah 🤮Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 03/10/2026When you die they tell you who let the dogs out 1017736
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The older I get the less I know but it’s not wisdom I just am very much not learning anything 172
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel like when a rly hot person is in a professional setting we should all have to say “you are spectacular looking” once just to address it 050
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the bodega near me has two bodega cats and one of them is a cute little kitty cat and the other was very clearly like JUST reincarnated from being a cop 021
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm the Squealer II of my friend group 041
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You can tell someone maturity level by how much they love hot dogs 130
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 26/09/2026How older ppl feel about 6 7 is how I feel about Bible quotes. “John 14:11” what could you possibly be talking about 150
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I wish I was a scientist or lead researcher or something. Super legit. Feel like people would like that. 141
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh? You like to ride…bicycles? youtube.com/shorts/QoBOE...youtube.com#standupcomedy #comedy #comedyshorts #standup #funnyYouTube video by Hannah Boone 021
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Atheists are people who met me after a great haircut and can’t believe that there could be anything in this world more powerful 030
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 12/09/2026youtube.com/shorts/wQ5dT...youtube.comEveryone’s crazy #standupcomedy #standup #comedy #funnyYouTube video by Hannah Boone 020
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The day after 9/11 is so bleak, now it’s just September without any holidays 082
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Professionalism is refraining from big emotions and pretending people aren’t hot 151
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“you don’t want that sitting in there too long” my mother said, out of my own mouth, while i switched the laundry from the washer to the dryer 31158
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My love for listening to ASMR in the dark may be attracting the wrong kind of people 053
Reposted by Hannah 🤮donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I would hate to have a fish body, and yet a fish presumably prefers it. And lots of things in life are like that 512223
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I think using religion as a means for control is really cute 😊 041
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Group activities make me sick I shouldn’t have to be near people 071
Reposted by Hannah 🤮ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Answering the knock at my front door of my house by yelling OCCUPIED. 7324107
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I hate high school reunions. I prefer showing up unannounced at my classmates' homes to give them detailed updates on my life 317326
Reposted by Hannah 🤮terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 19/02/2024Pretending to be asleep in my cubicle so my boss will carry me out to my car 014421
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Matt Grote @dogthatbecameaguy.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Everyone shut up, my cat is doing something important 514713
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 15/08/2026The constant fear of everything going wrong has made everything better! 0125
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Path (seasonal)🎉 @demandavoider.bsky.social · 13/08/2026rolling up to the strip club and leaving 20 of these badboys outside as an offering to athena 2287
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Caitlin @caitlinjoy28.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My friend @krahan31.bsky.social just reminded me about this group text mishap 😂 141
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Frightening Ryland @rylandduncan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026do you think the guy who named the fleshlight was laughing when he did it or really solemn 0243
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I’m grown up enough to admit when I’m wrong and have a Roth IRA, and still I will never be adult enough to bake some kind of bread or pastry for the fun of it 091
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It’s not about the destination. It’s about how much your pussy gets ate on the way 0143
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Nothing like a quote from the Bible to make me even more confused “god will set forth a table of oxen before your enemies” oh ok thank you 1195
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 26/06/2026youtube.com/shorts/OM5yd...youtube.com#standupcomedy #comedy #jokes #funnyYouTube video by Hannah Boone 161
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Idea: pink rope for the *girlies* who wanna hang themselves ❤️ 020
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 16/06/2026“Password strength: weak” You should see my sense of self 180
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 13/06/2026My porn name would be my full name on my government issued ID 1194
Reposted by Hannah 🤮WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 09/06/2026We only rate dogs. This is a whirlpool. Please don't get too close. It is quite powerful. Still 13/10 (IG: goldenbabybasil) 229146591759
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Caitlin @caitlinjoy28.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My baby Ziggy grazing on a sunny day 🤗 he’s an 11 year basset hound/husky rescue 392
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 06/06/2026One time I hit a buddhist monk with my car open.substack.com/pub/hannahkr...open.substack.comOne Time I Hit a Monk With My CarLike an actual Buddhist Monk 021
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I’m 35 which is the new 25 according to people who are 35 061
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Most movies and shows are like “this guy didn’t rape a woman. Which is soooooooo sweet!” 030
Reposted by Hannah 🤮The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Imagine if a woman president crashed the economy and started a war with no end in sight, and her biggest, seemingly ONLY concern was building a ballroom and redecorating the White House. 638228815840
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I could not be a marriage counselor I’d make them break up when they got too annoying for me 050
Reposted by Hannah 🤮Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 16/05/2026pronouncing nutella with a spanish ll 5860053
Hannah 🤮 @krahan31.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I like when doctors insist medical symptoms are just stress. Yes, I am stressed, that’s why I came to pay a hefty medical bill so I could beg you to give me a blood test. That always calms me down, thank you! 041
