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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I am a very sleepy guy who sleeps a lot and find immense comfort in it as I know there ain't no rest for the wicked. Could a wicked man take up to three naps a day, I DON'T THINK SO

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I don’t care if he falls asleep again, I just want to know when he will stop waking up

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

there's a fly in my chai and I'm hopin' it will die you are on my lonely mind

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

*getting three likes* i went viral

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Me to me, passing by a bakery: ooh you're in danger, girl

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

His palms are freezing Pulse weak Chest is wheezing It started off as sneezing Allergy season.

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Wendy @wendyb07.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

My son asked my daughter to check on his pizza so she opened the oven door and said, “how ya doing in there?”

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The blisters on my hands have started their own Only Fans.

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

Every time my sternum cracks I hope this is the time it splits open and all of the light in my chest will engulf the world

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

the first guy to try and describe déjà vu was probably killed by his community so fast

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I pronounce “marinara” differently depending on who I’m with

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

pressed in crinkly paper turn my page slip out of wax into tips of fingers hot fear palm throbs from wrist a crushing all we have but hold to lips breathe a smile tasting a petal in a salty hand cradle a little shaking before putting all of me back bound in the little dreams we have when we blink

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

what if you burned day and night told no one for what good would it do for them to imagine it as the worst they'd had the most they could and one day they told you that you knew nothing of their pain so you said sorry you're hurting and sat with them where they were that you'd already been what if

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

A couple of animals far from the top of the chain cleverly disguised otherwise but I see you without taxonomy we always bump into each other separate from tides we don't fool each other much like hey bet you taste better alive let's keep it that way never sure if we're just talking to a reflection

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

What would it be like to live on the edge of discovering that there is no edge well friends it might be an anticlimactic relief of lemming reality proportions that goes a little survival like this, hit it maestro

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I may not know what a euphemism is but I can pretend I don't know something for the sake of not having to tell you about a terrifying word that sounds like a smaller version of a tuba you got from "kissing"

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Knocking the past off of everything like a cat video. And I've never even HAD a cat video!! Anymore...

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

THIS IS MY HOT DOG, THIS IS MY BUN (this is my hot dog, this is my bun) MUSTARD FOR FLAVOR, KETCHUP FOR FUN (mustard for flavor, ketchup for fun)

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

nothing beats a hot sunny day and the smell of fresh mulch

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

at the bottom of every bag of frosted mini wheats is the hella mini super frosted completely shredded wheat

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

creatively writing myself a beautiful ending while my world is burning don’t worry I am fine

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Once again I am enraptured by a piece from the ages. A time when man was not constrained by the wealth of knowledge we now possess. The viewing of this experience will leave an impression, one that will last until the garden wall

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Too many keys on a piano. How am I supposed to remember what they all do? There should be just one key that plays a song in its entirety. And there should be a machine that can press the key and listen to the song on my behalf. I don't need to be involved.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

To scroll, perchance to post

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

[making small talk at the vets] Oh your dog's a boxer? My cat does karate.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

screaming is the universal language

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Pyramids on the ground were just how an ancient puzzle from space was scattered and put together by wind and gravity, and why every constellation contains a secret card table with a box no one can look at

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Let me feed you my burps like a mother bird to her baby. Don’t make it weird.

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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Why isn't your mom replying to my texts?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Everything I write aspires to be the sound of a lawn mower running over a big rock

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/05/2026

I keep alexa because I think it's good for amazon's language model to be trained on someone who always tells it to shut the fuck up

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 12/05/2026

the owner always freaks out when i bring down the cool portrait i found in their attic

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

A forest is opposite a hospital and if you have been to both to breathe, you know. You've heard the whippoorwill as an IV pump alarming- a bird with persistence rivaling a machine. I've never seen anything in a hospital room fly away but a soul

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

the different types of water are salt water, fresh water, and glass of water on my nightstand that i poured last night

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

my demands are clear and simple

A text exchange between D and a friend.
D: Does this mean I can be your sugar baby now
Friend: yah what does that mean exactly what do u need bb
D: Idk just like healthcare

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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Yeah but what if the Melania movie was called Seven Samurai instead? And then when you went to see it they just showed you Akira Kurosawa’s 1954 masterpiece Seven Samurai? I bet you liberals would *love* it then. Typical.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Ranking every condiment by degrees of sensuality

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

i know my account hasn’t been much fun lately but in my defense *points at every single fucking thing*

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

explaining to my cat that she is not a halfling and she doesn't get second breakfast

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

18 year old me would be fatally upset to find out that i didn't say anything about how the president's goons executed a protester, so i would just like to say it's totally fucked up that the president's goons executed a protester and that life should not be moving on as if everything is normal.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 25/12/2025

My family crest includes the sangria pitchers that leak terribly every single year that we refuse to replace

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

In the spirit of giving, I’m offering ass kickings to anyone who’d like one.

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

I’m not wrapping gifts, I’m creating abstract art out of panic and shiny paper.

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

please no one tell the little 8lb 10oz baby jesus that i'm eating deviled eggs today

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Sage Flowers @onebeanburrito.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

i left out cookies and milk for the amazon driver but they said all they want is to unionize

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Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 23/12/2025

At this festive time of year I'd like to remind everyone to praise Odin.

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SaltyGirl @saltssaltgirl.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

My heart is breaking for my students They already have to battle housing insecurity, food insecurity, mental & physical health insecurity, and now one of the only things they can count on, SNAP Benefits, won’t be accessible to them. Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry This country is a disgrace

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