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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 05/10/2026
The best job in baseball is the organ player who gets to be like ok, send me this year’s pop hits
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*slipping the mcdonald’s cashier a crisp $20* make it with grimace meat
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
9/24/26
Nancy is admiring Tattoo Flash in the window of a Tattoo Parlor. She points out that she wants the <3 Mom tattoo flash, but that it should say Aunt instead.
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Harry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Venn you see the truth...
Venn diagram. Top circle, Canada Geese. Bottom left circle, Toddler. Bottom right circle, Anti-Vaxxer

Intersection Canada Geese/Toddler: always pooping
Intersection Canada Geese/Anti-Vaxxer: wants everydead
Intersection Toddler/Anti-Vaxxer: incoherent ramblings
Intersection of all 3: can't reason with them
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carlo Nason masterpieces
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fall of the Rebel Angels, by Charles Le Brun, before 1685
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
👋🏾
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
just put socks on right out of the dryer
A body of pure light flying through space. He is wearing hot socks
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Anna Hughes 🍁 @annaghughes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trying to make new friends as an adult
Amy Adams in Arrival holding the white board that says HUMAN while she's trying to communicate with aliens
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 07/09/2026
bro, are you even the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild wild west, bro?
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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cee @cee.wtf · 31/08/2026
When I mistype “yeah” as “yeha” 🐴🤠
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
guy sitting behind me after i had a big bowl of chili
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
zzz  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄    ∧_∧  people are just    ( ・ω・) organ burritos   _| ⊃/(___ / └-(____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  <⌒/ヽ-、___ /<_/____/  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
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chelsey b. coombs @chelseybcoombs.com · 30/08/2026
my baby likes wilco a little too much for a baby
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
9AM: my body is a temple 9PM: i'm going to eat my weight in cheez-its
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I love the power of books, their ability to make library kids feel seen, and just as importantly, to see those around them, to learn from those around them 😊🪟🪞 Connecting with ourselves, with our neighbors, reading empowers our empathy to bloom 📖🌱 💙🩵💚 @pbs.org
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
There is something hilarious about Italian Americans unironically talking about how every Mexican dish is the same, just remixed. Bestie? You know that pressing pasta into a new shape doesn't actually make it different, right?
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ʟᴇɢꜱ ʙᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨ @maybecam.blacksky.app · 05/08/2026
Waking up to Sharia Law in NYC is crazy. Knicks won, crime is down, 2,000 toddlers are going to school for free, parents got “date night” with nyc babysitters, they’re building housing on city land, small businesses are saving money and selling ice cream. Its sunny out i should go get one.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/08/2026
El-Sayed: "My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters. Because if there is one question of political philosophy that ought to animate us all, it's what would we do if we treated all our kids like they were all of our kids?"
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
More cops have been arrested for using flock cameras to stalk women than there are transgender athletes in youth sports.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
(at the freak park) it’s nice to be able to let them off the leash
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title for the first two panels reads “dog domestication”.
The first panel shows a wolf running with a pack. The text reads “we changed form, size, personality…”
The second panel shows a chihuahua in a dog bed. The text reads “…lifestyle, instinct, our entire way of being.”
The title for the last two panel reads “cat domestication.”
The third panel shows an image of a cat outside.
The fourth panel shows the exact same cat indoors. The text reads “we went inside.”
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Rogs @stev.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I would do some quite weird stuff for like $3k a month
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
He laid down that boogie and played that funky music til he died...
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Being in public when the edible hits
Screencap from the television show the Simpsons showing 3D CGI animated homer from treehouse of horror
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ceej @ceej.online · 25/07/2026
RHYTHM GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like a thunderstorm LEAD GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like fighting a war BASS GUITARIST SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like seeing a pretty butterfly DRUMMER SINGING THE SONG: Our love is like the Alien Enemies Act of 1798
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 25/07/2026
what if we kissed under the haunted vanilla ice doll that visits people in dreams in a somewhat menacing and sexual nature
A 90s vintage Vanilla Ice doll on display in the Peculiarium in Portland OR. The plaque next to it reads:
  IS THIS VANILLA ICE DOLL
HAUNTED BY AN EVIL ENTITY?
It sounds crazy, right? Vanilla Ice dolls aren't the kind of doll that get haunted; that's saved for old creepy Victorian dolls. What you'd expect from a Vanilla Ice doll is probably more akin to having a package stolen off your front porch,but not so with this doll. Legal documents and sworn testimony in the state of Oregon official court transcripts assert that this doll was used in a voodoo-dolltype fashion, and was hidden; and when discovered, the doll was able to repeatedly visit a person in their dreams in a somewhat menacing and sexual nature.
Word to your mother.
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nodge @nodgepodge.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
We can allow ourselves to think freely, to take action with our momentous nature and fear nobody’s consequence. But there are many who disagree. That is why identifying as this or that allows a population to undertake fascism. We must not fall into these habits
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nodge @nodgepodge.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The people in this world are more unique than they think. The generalization and pigeon holing of identity is what allows the leaders of every society to control the narrative. There are 8 billion perspectives, and just about each one is scared to be alone in their thoughts. Be not afraid
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A Black man with the surname Freeman scored for the USA on Juneteenth in a home World Cup match.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I tried to get into Dr. Who but unfortunately I'm American and don't have insurance
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nodge @nodgepodge.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
stephen colbert getting banned by trump is just proof that he is the most powerful comedian in our time
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/06/2026
they should make the subway takes guy film on the 6 during rush hour just to see what people are really made of
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𐌳𐌹𐌻𐌴𐍄𐍄𐌰 @delicate-prey.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Orson Wells holding a champagne flute
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izzy @isobel.top · 11/05/2026
aunt fritzi stares in horror as nancy reaches into her mouth with both hands and stretches it impossibly far open while saying "I'M TRANSCENDING"
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Peter Bukowski @peterbukowski.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Crazy stat from @minakimes.bsky.social : Tucker Kraft had more than double the yards per route run vs man than any other TE in the NFL last year. Easy to forget he was having a first-team All-Pro type season.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Still from the television show Arrested Development showing Lucille handing Annyong some money in her apartment living room with text that reads 
"-Here's some money.
Go see a star war."
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
if pikmin were real our government would kill them
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
sometimes when i see a varmint i just can't help wonder aloud about tarnation, and what this feller's scraggly little ass is doin in it
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BeatGhoul @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Jenny Holzer, Marquees, Times Square, 1993
Image features a theater marquee displaying a provocative sociopolitical statement on a city street. The sign reads: "DEVIANTS ARE SACRIFICED TO INCREASE GROUP SOLIDARITY."
This phrase highlights a concept in sociology regarding how punishing those who break social norms can strengthen the cohesion of the remaining group.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I refuse to be tone policed by fascists
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