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@isobel.top
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i am the number one isobel on this site! (and probably a top five izzy!) she/they (pfp stolen from idk, credit to whoever you are) door-to-door Malazan Book of the Fallen saleswoman Designed for Hannah Montana Linux Windows Vista™ Incapable

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Houthi and The Blowfish @whinytheelder.bsky.social · 3h
This is Lowtax's world and we're all just living in it (except Lowtax)
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izzy @isobel.top · 22h
Cai route part 1 finished, actually kinda surprised that i enjoyed it more than Leda's overall. it was the one that interested me the least on paper, but i ended up really liking the little dude
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 28/09/2026
They should do a Simpsons where Homer gets beaten up and ziptied by the IDF in front of his family lol Oh fuck wait that already happened 16 years ago:
Still from "The Greatest Story Ever D'Ohed," more properly titled "The Simpsons Go to the Zionist Entity" -- Homer is ziptied by the IDF at the airport and Marge says to him, "Homie, just tell them what they want to hear"
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izzy @isobel.top · 28/09/2026
[pats roof of Peppe] this bad boy can fit so many 2x0 turns
Stats View your allies' stats and information.

Rogue 
HP
31/31
Lv 29
Mov 5
Next: 100
Bld 2

Growth Rate
HP 40
Str 30
Def 30
Mag 25
Res 35
Spd 75
Lck 50
Dex 55
Cha 30

Basic Stats
Rating 123

Str 12
Def 11
Mag 10
Res 12
Spd 29
Lck 19
Dex 21
Cha 9
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izzy @isobel.top · 28/09/2026
cower before my unbeatable "yo Guzran, head over there and kill anything that looks at you funny" strategy
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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Alex P. 👹 @saddestrobots.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
makers of one of the most popular bluray players in the world mystified by the concept of physical media
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"indoor cats are miserable and they long for the outdoors and you are depriving them of their true nature by trapping them inside" okay here's my cat when he was outdoors vs now that's he's indoors
orange cat all beat up and bloody in the snow :( orange cat asleep splayed out on his side on his blanket
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izzy @isobel.top · 27/09/2026
i was briefly worried that i just got extra lucky with Guzran on my first run and that he wouldn't turn out quite as godlike on Cai's route, but lol. lmao.
guzran rolling a +1 in every single stat

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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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izzy @isobel.top · 27/09/2026
realizing that between the multiple lords with really unbalanced unit availability, wild difficulty swings, and incredibly broken dancers, fortune's weave is actually radiant dawn 2
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/09/2026
it's 2256. you're still alive. only those born 1980~2010 can detect AI. we all work for the technocrat state, hooked up to tubes, encased in armored medisuits we no longer dream and are barely recognizable shells of our former selves- invisible to a benevolent god. but the suits jerk us off, so,
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Kory Bing @korybing.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I asked @bluedelliquanti.bsky.social to pick up @mattielubchansky.com’a new zine at SPX and it does NOT disappoint, her brain is so big and beautiful.
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izzy @isobel.top · 26/09/2026
fortune's weave has its flaws, but one thing they knocked out of the park is the QoL stuff when doing multiple routes between the bonus perks you can buy (shop discounts, exp buffs, etc.) and the fact that quests you already did just autocomplete, doing all the routes actually feels manageable here
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 26/09/2026
"The central lesson of this cycle is not that Charlie Brown should stop trusting Lucy. It is that Charlie Brown must do a better job explaining why trusting Lucy remains the responsible choice." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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hana willow 🐯🔮🖤✨ @hanawillow.kim · 25/09/2026
it’s no big deal they probably just said this for no reason and i definitely haven’t been thinking about it for seven years
dylan channeling the hiss in control (2019) and saying “the egg cracks and the truth will emerge out of you.”dylan speaking to his sister and saying “but in the dream, i was alone, it was just me.”dylan continues, “a girl.”“my name was jesse dylan faden.”
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
curious enough about some ad for a fancy pencil that never runs out so i pulled up the website because, well, if it never runs out then what is it leaving on the page welp lol
one pencil that never runs out somehow it also takes a set of "refillable leads" which suggests they do, in fact, run out.
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 25/09/2026
It's actually incredibly funny that chocolate tastes better outside of America because they legally have to put more chocolate in it than American companies are required to have. It sounds like a joke about American food products but it actually is just the truth
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it's charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 25/09/2026
"Why do you need cis people to be the ones to stand up for you?"
screenshot from Control Resonant. Dylan Faden stands in a fight ready stance, weapon in hand, in an open area with no apparent features. text above him reads "Cannot Transition During Combat"
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izzy @isobel.top · 25/09/2026
we've hit three digits 🥳
fortune's weave screenshot of God's Favorite Himbo Guzran critting a hologram pegasus knight with an iron bow+2 for 165 damage

the thing only had 38 max hp [insert that "stop he's already dead" simpsons gif here]
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unangbangkay @unangbangkay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Leda fire emblem saying this
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dark is such a classic variety of alley
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Never been a more appropriate time for this tweet
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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izzy @isobel.top · 24/09/2026
how do you get chotinered by ezra klein lmao
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izzy @isobel.top · 24/09/2026
some trans woman should paint a tunnel on a cliff wall and then run through it in front of aaron so he thinks it's real and then smashes into the rock when he tries to chase her down with a ban
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izzy @isobel.top · 24/09/2026
i don't know if i've ever hated a fire emblem unit more than catania "this must be a mistake!" no my dear, the mistake was me thinking i could fix you
catania getting something like her fifth consecutive worthless level, and (i shit you not) the third straight +1 Lck/Cha
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izzy @isobel.top · 24/09/2026
write what you know wait no not like that
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moby dickgirl @eigenvectrix.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
Aaron really making no secret of his intent to purge the trannies outright
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Transsexual Byleth and Chaser Edelgard feels so real instantly idk how I never saw this before now
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Sarah Boyle @thesarahboyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A cat rescue in Rockaway Beach just said "We won't adopt to anyone who supports ICE and you should unfollow us on social media" and I am here for it. How many animals have become homeless due to ICE snatching up their families? Have any suffered and died in an empty house? Cruelty trickles down.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 23/09/2026
this was, and remains, my biggest fear in life.
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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arcadus @birdapp.rip · 23/09/2026
this is genuinely as much as I know of the sport
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✪ Gray Skies Ahead ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Evergreen skeet
Marisa Kabas • @marisakabas.bsky.social 

i'm not reading what that dumbass wrote
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izzy @isobel.top · 30/04/2026
Somehow, Rifka returned
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izzy @isobel.top · 23/09/2026
billie joe armstrong with a speech bubble aimed at the quoted post
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen is great in part because her songs are horny in ways that most musicians can't capture all of. Cheerfully horny. Wistfully horny. Hornnui. She has the horny range.
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izzy @isobel.top · 22/09/2026
it is so fucking funny that fire emblem spends a whole cutscene hyping up the mystery surrounding a masked character's identity, gives you control of them, and then immediately pops up a tutorial prompt about their robot-only ability that is only used by robots who are robots
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eliko thalia @museinrevolt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just learned this today
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izzy @isobel.top · 22/09/2026
god the pacing in fortune's weave is so weird. i've heard it improves in part 2? but idk i'm like 5 or 6 chapters into Leda's route, and so far the actual "fire emblem gameplay" portion of this fire emblem game feels like a little minigame i'm only allowed to briefly interact with few couple hours
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chevalier d'ely @ely.fyi · 22/09/2026
so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
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You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
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Girl this tweet is literally about you
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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Bárbara Helena @silvoca.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Choosing an OS:

Do you fear technology?
Yes: An Abacus.
No: Do you fear God?
Yes: TempleOS.
No: Hannah Montana Linux.
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Simon S. Andersen @snakepixel.art · 21/09/2026
Anyway! #pixelart #ドット絵
A pixel-art scene from Street Fighter 3 Third Strike with Lottie the calico cat fighting the character Ruy. She's already cleared the first round with a no-hit perfect. Good job.
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i trust kebab shops to make good pizzas if they offer them, but if a pizza place offers kebab, that shit is gonna be fucked up 100%
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