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@needlephilic.bsky.social
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The only person who will own up to being nostalgic for 2019 Twitter. It/Its. My favorite planet is actually Uranus.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Klobuchar on Schmitt: "He's not aware that there's also women's sports ... because they wanted to do this to distract everyone, I would say they got their comeuppance"
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Flattus Maximus @connormp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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Isak Glaser @isakglaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not really any individually viable solution to "people on social media earnestly sharing their emotions (even if influenced by their social mileau)" leading to bad vibes proliferating, short of everybody committing to democratic centralism for Good Vibes posting
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Anonymous Bureaucrat @bureaucratanon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Their cosmopolitan base of gainfully employed taxpayers has not voted consistently to destroy the entire country to establish Wakanda for Honkies and deserve a treat
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
lol if the conservatives want to take away my ADHD medication, I refuse to be held responsible for all the incredibly dumb things that will happen next
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone who uses the phrase “mind virus” unironically is someone I want as far from my children’s education as possible.
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Alt Bureau of Labor Statistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only people who can make polygamy work are extremely conscientious polyamorous queer feminists and the only people who can make dominant-provider submissive-homemaker relationships work are extremely self-conscious BDSM perverts send tweet
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Found a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a fucking idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe in 2028. People here need to touch the stove a LOT more before they accept that maybe they should be governed by normal people instead of the worst idiots the Southern Baptist Church has on offer.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cregger's Resident Evil is a good example of "Fast Body Horror." In the 80s, a lot of Body Horror was "slow" because in order to execute a special effect, there was one gimmick per shot, so transformation sequences had many cuts and emphasized the mechanics of the gimmick.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I AM THE NEW GOD. Nothing like Darkseid has ever come among you; nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! DIE FOR DARKSEID!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Baptist who believes that the stock market should be banned, as day trading leads to gambling. Insists that the only kind of company that should exist Is an LLC.
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Dan Seitz @dseitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everyone talks about how this place is insane and then I go to Threads and it's like "The MAN won't tell you the TRUTH about FLOSSING your URETHRA."
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Le Monde in English @english.lemonde.fr · 25/09/2026
Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
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Amnesty International calls for ICE to be abolished
In a report titled 'We Had Whistles, They Had Guns,' the NGO documents widespread human rights violations committed by ICE in the United States.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 24/09/2026
plenty of people run llm based agents with powerful models and do not end up hacking anyone. this is not an ai alignment problem, it is an openai being routinely criminally negligent as a company problem
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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHAT DO WE WANT? PUMPKIN SPICE WHEN DO WE WANT IT? WHEN IT IS SEASONALLY APPROPRIATE, BITCHES
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
In the bluesky posting system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the shitlibs who post AI content and support Gavin Newsom, and the shitposters who offend them. These are their posts. SKEET SKEET
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Straight Man Friend Groups, being comprised of people who have never been trained to manage or fix even one of their own emotions in their entire lives, are some of the most dramatic spaces I have ever been. And I spent a lot of time on 2010s Social Justice Tumblr. TUMBLR!!
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 23/09/2026
finding the actual Library of Babel minus all the nonsense books "there's got to be a way I can get this thing to autonomously kill everyone"
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The "iced coffee at an interview" thing is driving me insane because apparently it's lost cultural knowledge that you're not supposed to be eating or drinking when conducting a certain level of serious business with another person.
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Mike Meginnis @mikemeginnis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is true but I also think the whole prize thing is fundamentally a public negotiation about what we believe art should be, so it's inevitable that people who accurately perceive that judges are rejecting right wing white supremacy will be angry. They are getting the intended message.
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Robin Williams’ daughter is urging fans to stop sharing AI-generated videos of the late actor. “Just because he’s gone does not mean he’s now your puppet. Have some shame.” #RobinWilliams #AI
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Barber CEO: You Risk Falling Behind If You Don't Get A Haircut "Right Now" Industry Experts Foresee Future In Which Everyone Receives Multiple Haircuts Every Day Today Your Hair, Tomorrow The World: Barbers Say They Are On Track To Build A Pair Of Scissors So Big, It Could End Life As We Know It
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
a lot of people act like there's a trade being offered where we give up trans athletes in sports and in exchange fascism is defeated forever
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Asheesh Kapur Siddique @asheeshks.org · 20/09/2026
The US higher education system is not equipped to correct for the effects of systemic injustice and underfunding at the high school, middle school, and elementary school levels.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 19/09/2026
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ideally i would love to support minority rights but in this case the minority in question is a minority of the population, so it just isn't worth it, mathematically speaking
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
agreed that the "hur dur sounds like gender affirming care" reaction is off base. This is not a humorous, mockable hypocrisy. This is deadly serious. Authoritarianism is the fully internally consistent belief that YOU don't get to choose what your hormone levels are. Authority picks for you.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the experience of COVID really drove this home for me. It wans't the apocalypse, life went on, but a million people died and there were enormous social costs, some of which continue to this day and then when it was done most people were like "let's never think about that again"
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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🌑 @fell.energy · 18/09/2026
guys what if a boy was actually a girl. lets commit civilizational suicide
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 18/09/2026
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Prose and Khans @temujin9.t9productions.com · 16/09/2026
i have lots of sympathy for llms because i too am reassembling a professional persona from old notes every time i wake up
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
i am genuinely bewildered by people who say that the rise of white nationalism in the republican party is a response to the "woke left." like, did the woke left cause pat buchanan's 1992 presidential campaign? is the woke left why steve king had a long career in congress?
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
30 Rock
Cerie: What's with the orb?
Dennis Duffy: It's the Sphere of Humanity, honey.
And me and it, we're teaming up to fight illiteracy.
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diagnosed fatally weird and unrapturable @syzygy-city.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sticker on my gundam's ass that says "i bought this before we knew anaheim was crazy"
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is why I continue to believe in Blarkansas, against all odds.
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 17/09/2026
It's hilarious that "the initial work and underlying philosophy of this massive defense-linked American industry came from a small group of sorta racist californians who were super into esoteric sex cultism" is not enough to pin down what industry you're talking about
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