Reposted by Flattus MaximusThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026When old SVU episodes don’t hold up in modern times. 12889791429
Reposted by Flattus MaximusBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Let me get this straight. Sometimes a famous person dies and everyone is nice about it? Merely because of their deeds during life? 51157502525
Reposted by Flattus Maximusmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026take note of which media outlets run with this "ossoff attacks women" framing — they are our enemies, Trump's enablers who try to help him rule over us like a king 6833133
Reposted by Flattus MaximusElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/06/2026have we tried using ivermectin on the reflecting pool 28516
Reposted by Flattus MaximusMichael Damian Thomas @michaeldthomas.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Fun fact! Land-grant public universities were opposed by the southern states and only happened due to the The Morrill Act of 1862 while they were off being the Confederacy. I WONDER WHY THE MODERN GOP HATES THEM NOW?!?! It is a DEEP MYSTERY! 5720159
Reposted by Flattus MaximusMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026“lmao i’m not in a cult, bro, I’ve just got all these pics saved of my favorite politician as Jesus because it offends the libs! lol they hate my many private AI photos of him as a jacked god. I’ve also got his name on most of my clothes and my car and in every room of my house” 151093140
Reposted by Flattus MaximusBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/03/2026New bit I've perfected if anyone brings up a problem: I don't really follow politics but it was never like this before Trump. "But the Democrats and the funding and--" Yeah like I said I don't really follow that. There was always politics but before Trump it was never like this. That's all I know 4564491072
Reposted by Flattus Maximusvictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am 103115562399
Reposted by Flattus MaximusChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I truly do think all of the "Noem out, Mullin in" posts and stories are failing American democracy right now! Trump is announcing his nominee. That's it. If the Senate majority wants to confirm him, they're a part of this—even after knowing what they know now. And that matters come November. 242634605
Reposted by Flattus MaximusMicah @rincewind.run · 12/02/2026American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever 344545964
Reposted by Flattus MaximusAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate. 303166464957
Reposted by Flattus MaximusBronze Age Babies @bronzeagebabies.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Alan Moore and David Lloyd - detail from V for Vendetta 5 (1989). 36216
Reposted by Flattus Maximusryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 09/01/2026no no don't tread on ME, you see. I of course am going to tread the shit out of YOU 181076177
Reposted by Flattus MaximusKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028. 15898643021168
Reposted by Flattus MaximusMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 06/01/2026A reminder - before Trump, MAGA, Musk and Fox rewrote history - that this is what the entire country agreed had happened five years ago today: 11271103428
Flattus Maximus @connormp.bsky.social · 29/12/2025Awkwardly shared an airline lounge with Sean Penn, who was extremely interested in whatever was on CNN. 020
Reposted by Flattus MaximusTabitha Fringe Chase @tabby676.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K 7944761520
Reposted by Flattus MaximusMicah @rincewind.run · 05/11/2025the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit 3080051354
Reposted by Flattus MaximusAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 31/10/2025sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is 1367119613427
Reposted by Flattus MaximusPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17/04/2025the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time 267189204031
Reposted by Flattus MaximusHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line 405233304591
Reposted by Flattus MaximusPatrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The failure isn’t the insane President. The failure is all the supposedly sane people pretending he’s not. 12354991090
Reposted by Flattus MaximusKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/04/2025The weirdest part of the “let’s run the government like a business” nonsense is that the idiots spouting it always tend to take a dim view of the “bringing in money” aspect, which I’m told is actually a pretty big goal in business 521547276
Reposted by Flattus MaximusEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 04/04/2025"There's more to life than being able to buy cheap garbage," sagely intones the man who had a complete mental breakdown from which he has never recovered because he couldn't go to big box stores and chain restaurants for 3 weeks in 2020. 224447867
Reposted by Flattus MaximusWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 12/03/2025"A desire to capitulate in search of an excuse" sums up a lot of what's happening right now, and it's where Trump gets the bulk of his political strength 434563
Reposted by Flattus MaximusChris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 06/03/2025“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch. 35079104214800
Reposted by Flattus MaximusDavid Atkins @davidoatkins.bsky.social · 05/03/2025No country in their right mind should ever buy weapons from the United States again if our president can just shut them off as an act of treason or manipulation. 33877257
Reposted by Flattus MaximusAndrew Lebovich @andrewlebovich.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It’s more than a little concerning that 4 Supreme Court justices don’t think judges have the power to enforce contracts. 28972195
Flattus Maximus @connormp.bsky.social · 04/03/2025@beyer.house.gov ; @markwarner.bsky.social ; @kaine.senate.gov 010
Reposted by Flattus MaximusShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I actually think the dems should attend the SOTU, wait till the 2nd sentence, and then walk out en masse, that'll do it, there'll be no address, he'll just have a meltdown on national Tv 791187293594
Reposted by Flattus Maximusmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/02/2025republican governments thinking the "department of energy" is about oil drilling and installing solar panels and not the agency that controls the nuclear weapons stockpile is one of the funniest running subplots in american politics 23770154
Reposted by Flattus MaximusGeoff Brumfiel @gbrumfiel.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Inside a chaotic 48 hours of firings and rehirings at the agency responsible for maintaining the the nation's stockpile of nuclear weapons. Managers were given 200 characters (not words) to justify why staff shouldn't be fired. www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...npr.orgTrump firings cause chaos at agency responsible for America's nuclear weaponsThe National Nuclear Security Administration is a semi-autonomous agency within the Department of Energy that oversees the U.S. stockpile of thousands of nuclear weapons. Officials were given hours to... 13169100
Reposted by Flattus MaximusLindsay P Cohn @lindsaypcohn.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Hey, folks, what if we had Catholicism, but without the Pope being in charge? I bet no one has thought of THAT! And what if - stay with me here - our political leader were also the head of the religion everyone had to belong to? If England had been like that I bet we never would’ve rebelled!! s/ 1320246
Reposted by Flattus MaximusMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Holy shit. This is fucking nuts. 13343701689
Reposted by Flattus MaximusPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot 546354957838
Reposted by Flattus MaximusRichard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Philadelphia has Fangio, who is a great old defensive mind. On the other hand he will have to reckon with the fact his men cannot hit Mahomes, and the chains on the Kansas City side have an extra link. 141288
Reposted by Flattus Maximusleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/01/2025where does the new york times even find these people 696263873505
Reposted by Flattus MaximusJason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 17/11/2024Conservative Christians have gone from saying “character matters” about Bill Clinton’s adultery to literally just blurting “ehh, sure” about a whole crew of even worse scumbags 1329347
Reposted by Flattus MaximusRafael Khachaturian @rafkhach.bsky.social · 15/11/2024The old world is dying (Twitter) while the new one (Bluesky) struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters. 2224
Reposted by Flattus MaximusHagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 01/12/2023I tell ya, I’m tired of this world, these people. I’m tired of getting no respect 182147570
