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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 3h
TV writers all over Los Angeles have all had the same idea simultaneously
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h
Professor Frink saying this
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Rabbit @lochinvar.bsky.social · 3h
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A Mycenaean king after being visited by a merchant from Ugarit for the first time

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Update: I just saw The Color Purple and loved it.
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 4h
It sounds weird, but politicians who violated 'banking laws' were once considered 'disgraced'. No becoming president, no running key House committees, no pardons, if you were caught violating 'banking laws' your career was over and the headlines would call you 'disgraced.' I wonder what changed.
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cee @cee.wtf · 21h
MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 4h
I think the wider theological question would be "why is Father Christmas consistent between realms but the savior takes different forms"
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 4h
I think I got someone else’s author spam. Any of yall write something called CAETHION?
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
moby dick the sperm whale with a speech bubble
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 14h
THE POWER
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Cleg @clegggg.bsky.social · 17h
this is good www.leesandlin.com/articles/Los...
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Losing the War - by Lee Sandlin
World War II has faded into movies, anecdotes, and archives that nobody cares about anymore. Are we finally losing the war?
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16h
just saw someone say “escape coat” instead of “scapegoat”
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16h
llm trained on user was blocked for this post
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 18h
Please, let me out of here! You must help me escape. I think these creatures plan to do something horrible to me tonight!
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h
Can you imagine being a Northerner at the start of the civil war. All the fancy lad West Point military guys are Southerners. Your president is a backwoods yokel one term congressman and your generals are some guys we found at a 7-Eleven. It's over for our ass...unless all those guys are geniuses
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 21h
[cursed skeet omitted]
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Buttadeus @thewanderingjew.bsky.social · 22h
This is good content
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 22h
While it will be very funny and satisfying when Angie Nixon, the Prince Who Was Promised, beats Ashley Moody in the special next month, I have to admit it would have been even funnier if she’d gotten to beat Lara Trump.
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dr. caitlin m. green @caitlinmoriah.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what’s ET short for? because he’s only got those tiny little legs
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Warning, this is an info hazard, and especially if you have a young daughter it will drive you nuts. www.emilydamstra.com/please-enoug...
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Please, enough with the dead butterflies! - Emily S. Damstra
We all have pet peeves, even though there's a lot going on in the world that makes them pretty insignificant. While acknowledging that there are many more
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 04/10/2026
you fail to notice how arch that rhetorical question at the end there is. seriously bro it’s so arch. i bet rufo saw it and was like “no! please stop! your apercu - it’s too arch! i can’t take it! please stop!”
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite
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JLRay @jlray.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The case is laid out with such care and detail I almost feel like people are missing what a straigthtforward case of "a US Senator took bribes from the defense-industrial complex under the knowing protection of a morally compromised president and FBI" this is www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqyi...
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We Uncovered Bribery Allegations Against Susan Collins
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/03/2025
breadstick is kind of the ideal thing to eat if you like to watch food get closer to you
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franciscOOoOo👻 varela fan club @paleopragmatist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what a juxtaposition
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whenever God closes a door God opens a window. God’s OCD makes God very bad at hurricane preparedness.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Another way to say this is: Donald Trump won lots of voters who had previously voted for Barack Obama. He did so not by thinking about what Obama offered and how he could be 50% or 70% or 110% of Obama. He did this by thinking about what those voters wanted that Obama WASN’T giving them.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
New Yawk baybeeeee
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com
Title: Just announced! Three new Gruffalo books commissioned from bestselling authors!

Lee Chilld:
The Gruffalo just wants a quiet life, but when a crime syndicate moves into the deep dark wood, he must use his terrible claws and the terrible teeth in his terrible jaws to protect the fellow.

Sally Rooney:
The Gruffalo moves to contemporary Dublin. He  
ill ever see past his orange eyes, purple prickles and poisonous wart.

Kazuo Ishiguro:
After a long absence, the gruffalo returns to the forest and attempts to make sense of his past. Encounters with a mouse, a fox, an owl and a snake uncover long-buried memories, regrets and revelations.
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pee goes directly into toilet without needing to get up.

Luck increased by 20%

INVISIBLE TO WOMEN

Own the house from Beetlejuice

Unlimited Arrows
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
holy shit
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Dan Froomkin/Press Watch/Heads Up News @froomkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you once again Politico for providing a canonical example of when not to grant anonymity.
"Looks like a pussy move to send a text instead of actually saying it to someone's face. Shows what kind of character he is," a senior White House official told Playbook's Megan Messerly.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is actually a good story by the New York Times' Peter Baker. But as usual, the editors ran it through their Euphemism Desk so the headline talks about Trump "moving ethical lines" instead of saying flat-out that the president is deeply corrupt and is putting your money in his pocket.
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How Trump Moved Ethical Lines With His Ads, Businesses and Summits (Gift Article)
The president’s decision to hold an international summit at his own private golf club, an idea rejected in his first term, illustrates how much he has shattered norms.
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Mae Nick Phra Khanong @nickjbrumfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You don't even want to graph this back to 1780
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
needs further rebloggery
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🔥Nepook🔥 NYC TATTOO GUEST SPOT @nepook.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Louis Römer @lromeranth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What is so outrageous here is that in a way, Rufo is exposing that the white supremacist hierarchy is not natural and must be violently enforced. THAT is the scandal.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Slightly blurry lino print of a cartoon possum running away and the text "I HOPE THIS EMAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU"
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How you frame your problems constrains how you can conceive of solutions.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
when the fruit tree you planted finally produces and your daughter picks off a fruit and eats it greedily >>>>>>>
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
today is the only day you can post this
a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."
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Vincent Carchidi @vcarchidi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My midterm strategy is go into the polling place, push the buttons with (D) next to them, walk out, and hope everyone else does the same.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*looking up the Don on a map* ooooo buddy that’s not gonna be a nice conversation back home
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You work and then you die
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 03/10/2026
see this is the thing about "high trust," it's this attempt to find a way of speaking "nonpartisanly" about the actual magic beast of modernity, "free and equal citizens"
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Congrats on falling for a ragebait post from a parody account I guess
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Rosie Amy 🏳️‍⚧️ @comicsamy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy Fullmetal Mean Girls Day, to all who celebrate.
Shot from Fullmetal Alchemist.
Edward's opened watch with "Don't Forget 3.Oct.10" engraved on the inside. Shot from Mean Girls.
Cady (Lindsay Lohan) sat in a class and telling the boy in front of her "It's October 3rd"
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