Reposted by europa to ganymede transitspencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026if every single drug was legalized and available at ABC stores it would probably cause less deaths than the current car status quo. 1182
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitOrpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 29/07/2025TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️ I got sick while staying at a small hotel in Spain. The front desk sent up a doctor, & after he gave me some very effective medicine, I said I was surprised that such a small establishment had a doctor on call. "Yes," he said. "No one expects the Spanish inn physician." 1930855
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the pope should put the US under interdict 427316
Reposted by europa to ganymede transit👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 09/10/2026time once again for my annual post: evacuating from hurricanes costs money and resources that a lot of people don’t have and the local governments often don’t adequately provide. evacuating is logistically difficult, sometimes impossible, and is hard to justify when the results are unpredictable. 336779
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle." 427181294784
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitMcBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Anyway, on reason the Artemis II mission felt so good to people is because it was a glimpse into the optimistic future Star Trek world that could still be ours. 0232
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026If you don’t actually have an answer just say so, dude 100
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What is the subtext of Fear Factor that makes it comparable to a public execution in any way beside the tenuous connection between revulsion and entertainment? 110
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Fear Factor didn’t kill people, just made them eat bugs for money, no comparison in the slightest 110
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitAria Underground, Roleplayer Without Portfolio @ariaunderground.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"Necro Mac Feegle, The Wee Deid Men! Nae pulse, nae breath, nae heartbeat, In death we rise again!" 0135
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitChakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I do not like executions. I do not like them in a state, I do not like them on TV. I do not like them in a tree, I do not like them in a chair. If you're horrified by the idea of the Pentagon streaming a murder and not by Christa Pike, have a think on that. 0193
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitLarry Ferlazzo @larryferlazzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The School Policy Scam Turning Voters Blue www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/o...nytimes.comOpinion | The School Policy Scam Turning Voters Blue (Gift Article)In Texas and Iowa, Democrats are successfully tying universal school vouchers to corruption. 0259
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitfinrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Mods, Mods! A Cultural History of the Early 21st Century." 325744
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitSnowden St. @snowden.st · 05/10/2026Just speaking for myself, I think it both more satisfying and more fun to imagine Jesus was a short king. A 5’4” guy that loves to get picked up by his friends 4323
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitKathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Boomers: When you grow up and have your own money, you can buy [thing] but I'm not buying it. Millennials: Grow up and spend their own money on [thing] their parents wouldn't buy Prestige Publication: Why are grownups buying toys?static.klipy.comSurprised Pikachu MemeAlt: Surprised Pikachu Meme 03911
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Massive cortisol spike by being Jacob Rees-Mogged while fascist-maxxing. 0227
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitgamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am so tired of Jonestown being a stock reference for “haha, you’re in a cult.” 918 people died, most against their will, and still it has become shorthand for how stupid you think someone is. It's the McDonald's hot coffee incident of mass death — universally referenced, entirely misremembered. 371011246
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort. 10270931629
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitTransphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026gn 6471794436
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitShinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 25/08/2026People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a mako reactor" and then not firebomb a mako rea-- what just happened to the lights 5684263
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitJacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this 190149284026
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The reason kids use them for homework is unfortunately that they are very, very good at homework. I’m already planning on how I’ll get around that as an ELA teacher; it’s shaping up to be a huge pain in the ass. 000
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The best use of LLMs I’ve found, even as someone who worked with them for a living, is as a portable version of r/explainlikeimfive. They summarize real good, and always give nuanced answers on things like grammar and usage. 210
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026Klobuchar on Schmitt: "He's not aware that there's also women's sports ... because they wanted to do this to distract everyone, I would say they got their comeuppance" 19069851534
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Majoring in philosophy encourages sophistry; law requires it. 130
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests 121213105
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitIsak Glaser @isakglaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not really any individually viable solution to "people on social media earnestly sharing their emotions (even if influenced by their social mileau)" leading to bad vibes proliferating, short of everybody committing to democratic centralism for Good Vibes posting 051
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitHELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out. 5441381126
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitFr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026 239162284226
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitAnonymous Bureaucrat @bureaucratanon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Their cosmopolitan base of gainfully employed taxpayers has not voted consistently to destroy the entire country to establish Wakanda for Honkies and deserve a treat 1184
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026lol if the conservatives want to take away my ADHD medication, I refuse to be held responsible for all the incredibly dumb things that will happen next 331160116
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414568701
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitbrasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Anyone who uses the phrase “mind virus” unironically is someone I want as far from my children’s education as possible. 1494
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Starting my transition in Arkansas was surprisingly painless, and I am constantly taken off guard by how pleasant and respectful people are. 030
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitAlt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only people who can make polygamy work are extremely conscientious polyamorous queer feminists and the only people who can make dominant-provider submissive-homemaker relationships work are extremely self-conscious BDSM perverts send tweet 17411
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitFound a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a fucking idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. 958419
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Revolutions podcast is kind of this for social/political science. The number of times Charles I could have just Stopped and prevented his own execution, man… 030
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah! The data centers* are new, people can intuit that there’s not gonna be a better time to affect them than now, before they’re entrenched in local politics and protected by state law. *speaking specifically of the hyperscale buildout that’s happened in the past few years 010
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026 6850091060
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitDan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day" 28717197
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Maybe in 2028. People here need to touch the stove a LOT more before they accept that maybe they should be governed by normal people instead of the worst idiots the Southern Baptist Church has on offer. 120
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026People don’t realize that NWA isn’t just Fayetteville, and is overall governed pretty conservatively. You still can’t buy alcohol on Sundays in most counties there! 000
europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think Shoffner maaaybe has a chance at beating Tom Cotton, if only because he has a relatively high profile as a Trump fan and this election is mostly a referendum on Trump. But that’s still a big maybe. 010
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cregger's Resident Evil is a good example of "Fast Body Horror." In the 80s, a lot of Body Horror was "slow" because in order to execute a special effect, there was one gimmick per shot, so transformation sequences had many cuts and emphasized the mechanics of the gimmick. 5992110
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I AM THE NEW GOD. Nothing like Darkseid has ever come among you; nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! DIE FOR DARKSEID! 14414
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay 103552478
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190825448
Reposted by europa to ganymede transitJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026Wait you guys are getting job interviews? 01797318