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@needlephilic.bsky.social
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The only person who will own up to being nostalgic for 2019 Twitter. It/Its. My favorite planet is actually Uranus.

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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if every single drug was legalized and available at ABC stores it would probably cause less deaths than the current car status quo.
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 29/07/2025
TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️ I got sick while staying at a small hotel in Spain. The front desk sent up a doctor, & after he gave me some very effective medicine, I said I was surprised that such a small establishment had a doctor on call. "Yes," he said. "No one expects the Spanish inn physician."
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the pope should put the US under interdict
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 09/10/2026
time once again for my annual post: evacuating from hurricanes costs money and resources that a lot of people don’t have and the local governments often don’t adequately provide. evacuating is logistically difficult, sometimes impossible, and is hard to justify when the results are unpredictable.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/10/2026
Ossoff: "I think Pete Hegseth is frankly a deeply unwell person who seems to relish this kind of brutality all the while he's running a department that is falling into chaos. The guy cannot run the military competently and is spending his time with this kind of obscene medieval spectacle."
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Anyway, on reason the Artemis II mission felt so good to people is because it was a glimpse into the optimistic future Star Trek world that could still be ours.
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you don’t actually have an answer just say so, dude
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is the subtext of Fear Factor that makes it comparable to a public execution in any way beside the tenuous connection between revulsion and entertainment?
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fear Factor didn’t kill people, just made them eat bugs for money, no comparison in the slightest
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Aria Underground, Roleplayer Without Portfolio @ariaunderground.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Necro Mac Feegle, The Wee Deid Men! Nae pulse, nae breath, nae heartbeat, In death we rise again!"
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Chakra Khan @thechakrakhan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I do not like executions. I do not like them in a state, I do not like them on TV. I do not like them in a tree, I do not like them in a chair. If you're horrified by the idea of the Pentagon streaming a murder and not by Christa Pike, have a think on that.
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Larry Ferlazzo @larryferlazzo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The School Policy Scam Turning Voters Blue www.nytimes.com/2026/10/07/o...
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Opinion | The School Policy Scam Turning Voters Blue (Gift Article)
In Texas and Iowa, Democrats are successfully tying universal school vouchers to corruption.
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Mods, Mods! A Cultural History of the Early 21st Century."
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 05/10/2026
Just speaking for myself, I think it both more satisfying and more fun to imagine Jesus was a short king. A 5’4” guy that loves to get picked up by his friends
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Kathryn Brightbill ✒️ @kebrightbill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Boomers: When you grow up and have your own money, you can buy [thing] but I'm not buying it. Millennials: Grow up and spend their own money on [thing] their parents wouldn't buy Prestige Publication: Why are grownups buying toys?
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
Alt: Surprised Pikachu Meme
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Massive cortisol spike by being Jacob Rees-Mogged while fascist-maxxing.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am so tired of Jonestown being a stock reference for “haha, you’re in a cult.” 918 people died, most against their will, and still it has become shorthand for how stupid you think someone is. It's the McDonald's hot coffee incident of mass death — universally referenced, entirely misremembered.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Repost this if trans people should have access to dark magic...
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
People on bluesky will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a mako reactor" and then not firebomb a mako rea-- what just happened to the lights
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The reason kids use them for homework is unfortunately that they are very, very good at homework. I’m already planning on how I’ll get around that as an ELA teacher; it’s shaping up to be a huge pain in the ass.
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The best use of LLMs I’ve found, even as someone who worked with them for a living, is as a portable version of r/explainlikeimfive. They summarize real good, and always give nuanced answers on things like grammar and usage.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Klobuchar on Schmitt: "He's not aware that there's also women's sports ... because they wanted to do this to distract everyone, I would say they got their comeuppance"
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Flattus Maximus @connormp.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Majoring in philosophy encourages sophistry; law requires it.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m sorry but if there is no Kermit what stops me from murdering people? A genuine internal desire to not harm others? Uh keep dreaming aphibiests
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Isak Glaser @isakglaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not really any individually viable solution to "people on social media earnestly sharing their emotions (even if influenced by their social mileau)" leading to bad vibes proliferating, short of everybody committing to democratic centralism for Good Vibes posting
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 29/09/2026
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Anonymous Bureaucrat @bureaucratanon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Their cosmopolitan base of gainfully employed taxpayers has not voted consistently to destroy the entire country to establish Wakanda for Honkies and deserve a treat
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
lol if the conservatives want to take away my ADHD medication, I refuse to be held responsible for all the incredibly dumb things that will happen next
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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brasidas @brasidas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone who uses the phrase “mind virus” unironically is someone I want as far from my children’s education as possible.
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Starting my transition in Arkansas was surprisingly painless, and I am constantly taken off guard by how pleasant and respectful people are.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only people who can make polygamy work are extremely conscientious polyamorous queer feminists and the only people who can make dominant-provider submissive-homemaker relationships work are extremely self-conscious BDSM perverts send tweet
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Found a guy that did my name before me @davidbutlin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player, that struts and frets his hour upon the stage, and then is heard no more; it is a tale told by a fucking idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Revolutions podcast is kind of this for social/political science. The number of times Charles I could have just Stopped and prevented his own execution, man…
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah! The data centers* are new, people can intuit that there’s not gonna be a better time to affect them than now, before they’re entrenched in local politics and protected by state law. *speaking specifically of the hyperscale buildout that’s happened in the past few years
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe in 2028. People here need to touch the stove a LOT more before they accept that maybe they should be governed by normal people instead of the worst idiots the Southern Baptist Church has on offer.
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
People don’t realize that NWA isn’t just Fayetteville, and is overall governed pretty conservatively. You still can’t buy alcohol on Sundays in most counties there!
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europa to ganymede transit @needlephilic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think Shoffner maaaybe has a chance at beating Tom Cotton, if only because he has a relatively high profile as a Trump fan and this election is mostly a referendum on Trump. But that’s still a big maybe.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cregger's Resident Evil is a good example of "Fast Body Horror." In the 80s, a lot of Body Horror was "slow" because in order to execute a special effect, there was one gimmick per shot, so transformation sequences had many cuts and emphasized the mechanics of the gimmick.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I AM THE NEW GOD. Nothing like Darkseid has ever come among you; nothing will again. I will take you to a hell without exit or end. And there I will murder your souls! And make you crawl and beg! And die! Die! DIE FOR DARKSEID!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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