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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics

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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 11m
unfortunately we can't recruit the Nazis to run our space program this time, they beat us to it
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Felix Hamer • electricfelix @electricfelix.eurosky.social · 3h
🍿🍿🍿 Waiting in a long line for gas outside Moscow, Igor, 51, reflected that sentiment. “I would never buy an E.V.,” he said. “They’re bad for men’s health and way too expensive.” #alwaysbecharging
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 2h
damn why do I work in nuclear air filtration instead of anthrax air filtration
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 4h
Got blocked by someone for mentioning I shop at Walmart, it’s been so long since that has happened that I forgot there’s people who think they’re practicing the ethical life by shopping at Kroger.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 13h
Considering turning to the dark side (becoming an actuary)
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 4h
Walmart plus is less than $15 a month and then Walmart will drive your Walmart to you. I think it’s probably a key component of car free living in any sprawling metro and it costs less than just auto insurance would.
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Ms. Moxie @ms-moxie-xoxo.bsky.social · 6h
Ancient but still a banger
Scooby doo autism tweet i didn't even bother cropping the ifunny logo from
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 13h
Considering turning to the dark side (becoming an actuary)
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 14h
remember a week ago when some pollsters thought people were lying about their previous voting record and thus undercounting Trump 2024 - Dem 2026 conversions?
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 16h
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 16h
I was properly terrified of The Black Cauldron. Later my cousins would show me Zombieland when I was too young for it and I would be terrified of the zombie apocalypse for a year afterward.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 16h
Sorry, I am *very* very *very* annoyed at how confidently I was told that If We Had Just Done This One Simple Trick It Would All Be Fine But Alas Dems Were Too Feckless.
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 16h
Wait wait wait, you're saying Throw Your Enemies In Prison And Prosecute The Coup Strongly And Bigly doesn't solve fascist politics for all time? Woa. Guess a whole bunch of Discourse over the last....6 years, whew...has been a lot of hot air.
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Scott Colom @scolom.bsky.social · 20h
Cindy Hyde-Smith is supported by fertilizer companies ripping off farmers, millions from a pro-AI super PAC pushing for costly data center development and everything in between. It's pretty clear who she answers to. As senator, the only people I'll owe anything to are the people of Mississippi.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20h
every election everywhere after one (1) cycle with the fascists out of power: FASCISM NEPOBABY: 50.1% NORMAL POLITICIAN: 49.9%
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 22h
The pundit view of the world is skewed by many things, one of which is a refusal/inability to understand geographic spaces that exist outside their own neighborhoods. It's all based on stereotypes and conjecture—even when they go to other places, and their columns are essentially bad travel writing.
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Doug Mack @douglasmack.bsky.social · 22h
Stray thought: A lot of USA political/pundit discourse seems like it's based on a second-ring suburban point of view. It's based on inaccurate stereotypes about demographics and everyday life in cities AND small towns AND the working-class, first-ring suburbs found in many metro areas.
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ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 22h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkxX... tfw you don't know what happened to your friend who left Bluesky
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The Shawshank Redemption 1994 - ending scene
YouTube video by BestEverMovieClips
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 23/09/2026
prerat (@prerat) on twitter:

"At the next Bay Area House Party:
Oh yeah our startup chemically wireheads bugs. We're producing billions of positive subjective experience-moments and selling them as offsetting credits to regular animal factory farms so they can sell net-positive chicken."
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 23h
losing my mind that the ny post wrote about a candidate farting and someone got mad their reporting got stolen
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Zoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 22h
The Racism Party, which for legal reasons we must emphasize is technically distinct from the Kill the Jews Party that was banned after WW2 and its leaders either executed, lynched, or quietly put into important administrative roles; and also distinct from the Kill the Jews More Party banned in 1990.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The marbled polecat (Vormela peregusna) looks like a ferret dressing up as a cheetah for Halloween. They're native to a semi-desert grassland strip from Eastern Europe to Central Asia. Like a skunk, they can spray a foul-smelling fluid from anal glands. Let's talk about them. (📷: Petra Prager)
A marbled polecat photo from Petra Prager.  It looks almost exactly like a ferret, but the arched back is sort of orange with brown dots on it similar to a cheetah, and the head has a white stripe that reminds me of a skunk, with a long floofy tail and dark limbs.  This one looks alert and at rest.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 23h
i feel like i'm going to be such a cranky old grandpa whenever people in the future talk about 2024 it's impossible to understand the collective refusal of tens of millions of people to engage with baseline reality and then immediately regret the promised consequences of their actions
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 23h
given that it more or less invented the concept of the modern democratic republic, we should give serious thought to replacing social media with coffeehouses and pamphlets
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If we had to write tweets by hand would it improve the quality of the discourse or not
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What technologies do you think a society organized around promoting human flourishing would abandon or minimize? What technologies would they embrace at scale that we currently don’t?
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 04/10/2026
my added little bit or hot take is that I think this kind of (dumb, wrong) demand for weird boycotts has skyrocketed in the digital age, and especially w/ pop therapy, no contact, etc. Social media loves to demand total schisms, complete cutting off of family and community, it’s like a fav tactic.
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Koya @onceroyal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
fun saturday night so far
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 03/10/2026
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trans guys be choosing California Gold Rush names for themselves. I’m privy to two Elijahs and a Levi.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God I just can’t listen to any podcast with Victoria Scott on it anymore, I just can’t, she’s so fucking stupid
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Brittany @sameoldstory.co · 04/10/2026
“Through Grok, Elon Musk can influence the president!” Elon appears to have a much harder time controlling Grok than he does controlling the president through this technology called the phone
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hold the phones guys we know Jev’s fursona
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Matt Hodges @matthodges.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There's growing experimental evidence¹˒²˒³˒⁴ that LLMs are unusually good at talking people out of entrenched false beliefs and conspiracy theories. ¹ pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/39264999/ ² pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/41179846/ ³ sciety.org/articles/act... ⁴ connecticut.adl.org/resources/re...
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mr. TIM @timkellogg.me · 04/10/2026
we found the reverse Gish Gallop where Trump-like people just try to lie faster than you can correct them, an LLM can correct lies faster than you can lie
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor horde of dead stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me: and what would the Lady Jessica look like naked pitr de vries: [eyes rolling back in head] something like this, milord.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hell yeah just got a YouTube ad for @scolom.bsky.social good to see the donor dollars at work
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Magic the Gathering fans have singlehandedly upheld the entire adult toys and games market for decades. Remember that development for D&D 5e was largely funded by MtG.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve finally cracked the secret to broiling fish without a bunch of nasty albumin globules on the surface. You cook it on a wire rack instead of directly on the roasting tray. Seems obvious in hindsight.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Car brain is when zombie apocalypse shows never depict survivors riding bikes
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/10/2026
NYC is opening 160 car-free (but treat-filled) streets and plazas to enjoy fun and safe fall festivities this spooky season. Find one near you at nyc.gov/trickorstreets.
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Waschesalon Grammy Campaign Manager @reginageorgebush.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A24 accidentally and unwillingly becoming one of the biggest entertainment conglomerates in America by being the only people who are aware that highbrow liberals spend more money than anyone else
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Adam Gurri @adamgurri.liberalcurrents.com · 03/10/2026
Sword and sorcery moving spiritually enriching sublime "high" art!
LITRPG vapid juvenile commercial hack work "Low" art
Genre subverting LITRPG sophisticated irony philosophically challenging "High" art
Suppose I make a LITRPG that is self-aware and self-effacing
sophomoric intellectually sterile "low" art
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what my thought traces would look like if you could see them
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
one must remember that the “unicorn” is not merely a freaky bisexual woman, they are a freaky bisexual woman with nothing better to do than date an incredibly mid couple trying to broaden their horizons
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i dislike this thing where people on the left keep saying that people are only ugly because they are evil. michael tracey is ugly because he is apparently trying to grow combover mullet dreadlocks
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Urban Futurist Democrat @urbfuturistdem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This may be the most mulish, willful do-nothingism I've ever seen from a city administration & leadership "The people required us to improve streets whenever we repave them? We'll I guess we just WON'T repave them. How do you like them apples, street safety advocates?"
HLA proponents expected that resurfacing would continue more or less the way it had for past decades. They clearly did not anticipate that the city’s response to voters expressing support for more bike and bus lanes would be to cease most resurfacing in order to install fewer bike and bus lanes. No one foresaw that the city would stop all street resurfacing for eight months (June 2025 to mid-March 2026) during its “large asphalt repair” binge. These are major changes made quietly by StreetsLA leadership, with the acquiescence of the council and the mayor.
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I disagree.
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Benoit Blanc: No, It's Just Dumb! (Glass Onion)
ALT: Benoit Blanc: No, It's Just Dumb! (Glass Onion)
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Laurasaurus @laurasaurus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“More politicians should do photo ops getting their annual flu shots. They do! That is bog standard politician stuff! When you falsely claim that Mamdami is doing things no other politician does, you are ignoring the more interesting question of why his stuff breaks through.
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