Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne 3255571563
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialtinybaby @tiny.baby · 20/09/2026Just had the thought "now that I'm unemployed I guess I can finally keep up with podcasts" and a puzzle piece fell into place in my mind 0694
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go 124145112812
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialElle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb 76769831131
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialmindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this 491777431
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131713348
nchammer326.bsky.social @nchammer326.bsky.social · 15/09/2026About 2 weeks ago, someone got access to my twitter/x account, changed my email and set up 2 factor authentication, essentially locking me out. X support (ie the auto reply system) says they can't help me. They dont seem to be posting or changing anything on my profile, but still 020
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST 342826324
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I don’t know it just seems like it should exist. 3899381
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.social Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026That was response to 1149861256
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38 661698179
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before 274796603
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialMuseum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026 43631634
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions 50105812736
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens 251269139
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL 913951732
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialGreeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey. 315222
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialcaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell 544853662
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085400316194
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 31/03/2026Kinda think maybe the reason Americans don’t use “You alright?” as a greeting the way the Brits do is that too many of us would answer honestly 69101870
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialdr. pseudonymity enjoyer @ulycia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026ok but that's just gorillaz 182310479
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/09/2025it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia 2074091731
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialkate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 05/03/2026"why did you become a writer" because no one gave a shit about my special interests growing up. now i make them everyone else's problem. next question 111242224
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/03/2026This is a good response. 855243596
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialheadfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/02/2026you: the great firewall is to protect us me: least toxic counter-strike player 4661109
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit 13897251515
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialRelyea, Connor @crelyea12.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Kate Bush if she wrote the song in 2025 450133
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient. 313239033942
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative 285308737704
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2025it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone 263330599
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialMolly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards. 953536619291
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/08/2025We live in space on a science fiction planet teeming with alien life forms we’re just mostly inoculated to its majesty and terrors. 212924
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC... 22395742531
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialLaura Woods @woodsiegirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot. 10556981276
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 28/01/2025SCIENTISTS: there are only 89 seconds remaining on the doomsday clock ME: [73 seconds still remaining on my microwave hotdog] c'mon… c'monnn 418128
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialpork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025amtrak’s marketing team gets it 445305619988
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/06/2025No more algorithmic boosting of pro trump inflation anecdotes bsky.app/profile/gell... 171561322
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025right-wingers will often say that America deserves credit for ending slavery rather than blame for having slavery. but then we made a holiday to commemorate the end of slavery and they still got mad, which should tell you what their real objection is. 6667671336
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 14/06/2025The bridge is lined with many gorgeous sculptures of men and women and children, most of which are in the kind of poses that show the sculptor was a fantastic observer of real people—holding hands, carrying children, leaning against each other, all just stunning work. Then there’s this guy. 721673154
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Here is your statistic of the day: Nine out of 10 federal employees laid off by DOGE since March worked in liberal-leaning agencies. All proposed budget increases go to conservative agencies, with the bulk going to the most conservative agencies. 5365163
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/05/2025if you thought stephen miller hated immigrants before 1064986498
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialSam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 29/05/2025unions: they get the job done 107110222522
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialSam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 28/05/2025trying to explain why Cuomo viscerally disgusts me but Adams just makes me roll my eyes to a friend and the best analogy I can come up with is that Cuomo is a recognizable kind of normal evil and Adams is like a cartoon character. Oh, Yosemite Sam is mayor? Wow I bet he's not very good at it 151029118
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 28/05/2025If only the New Yorker had read @albertburneko.bsky.social six months ago it could have avoided wearing the clownshoes today defector.com/what-the-fuc... 10974210
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/05/2025this place is okay but i wish it had more annoying people and more evil people 832409209
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialEmily Dioptase (it/she) @dioptasesystem.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Me explaining Fishtopher to an american 21233
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/05/2025Newsletter: We are in the era of the Business Idiot, where middle management has seized power, breeding out true meritocracy and value-creation in favor of symbolic growth and superficial intelligence. This piece ties together everything I've ever written. www.wheresyoured.at/the-era-of-t...wheresyoured.atThe Era Of The Business IdiotFair warning: this is the longest thing I've written on this newsletter. I do apologize. Soundtrack: EL-P - $4 Vic Listen to my podcast Better Offline. We have merch. Last week, Bloomberg profiled ... 1232908761
Reposted by @nchammer326.bsky.socialRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 04/12/2024Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it! 1224374923
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