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nchammer326.bsky.social @nchammer326.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He's now saying that you said is comparable to a call for lynching.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 20/09/2026
Just had the thought "now that I'm unemployed I guess I can finally keep up with podcasts" and a puzzle piece fell into place in my mind
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Pope Leo XIV has been gifted a massive green orb and honestly not now massive green orb
Pope Leo by a green glass orb the size of a med-large pumpkin
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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nchammer326.bsky.social @nchammer326.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
About 2 weeks ago, someone got access to my twitter/x account, changed my email and set up 2 factor authentication, essentially locking me out. X support (ie the auto reply system) says they can't help me. They dont seem to be posting or changing anything on my profile, but still
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don’t know it just seems like it should exist.
Google search for: david byrne cover of daft punk is playing at my house
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026
That was response to
Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a roadrunner. How does that make you feel?
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/08/2026
Do not call a hot dog a “glizzy” to me. Cease and desist. You are 38
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I guess it's called "corruption." I've never heard that before. I said wow what a beautiful word. It comes from the Latin [spicy voice] corrumpere. But it's something we're doing and we'll be doing it perhaps more than ever before
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@RockingRoll777

Shirts that go hard? I'd rather have a shirt that was nice and soft.
[Realizing this tweet isn't very good on its own and it needs a twist]
Human life has no value to me
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Yes, the Problems are bad, but this is no time for radical things like Solutions
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
every day is one day closer to the day it finally happens
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nchammer326.bsky.social @nchammer326.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
MLB is like the Democratic Party in that they’re deeply concerned about popularity and all their actions seem to be aimed at capturing some mythical person who has never become a baseball fan and will probably never become a baseball fan meanwhile baseball fans are yelling PLEASE JUST PLAY BASEBALL
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The old zoo is dying; the new zoo struggles to be born. Please take a moment to fill out our visitor feedback survey.
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
at the Dyson service center and this dog just realized it's in Dog Hell
a dog surrounded by vacuum cleaners
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a couple stands in their backyard, speaking directly to the “camera” in an interview. The woman says, “we called the Dog Whisperer because our dog will not stop crip-walking.” Panel 2: the couple is sitting across from Cesar Milan in their living room. Their little white dog is crip-walking. Panel 2: the dog continues crip-walking, really hittin that. Cesar Milan looks up at the couple and says, “honestly, I don’t know what to tell you”
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nchammer326.bsky.social @nchammer326.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The comments section equivalent of the Oldboy hallway fight scene
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 31/03/2026
Kinda think maybe the reason Americans don’t use “You alright?” as a greeting the way the Brits do is that too many of us would answer honestly
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dr. pseudonymity enjoyer @ulycia.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ok but that's just gorillaz
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
it’s hard to talk politics anymore because the natural response to everything is “oh they should be killed” but you’re not allowed to say it. it’s more illegal than open pedophilia
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 05/03/2026
"why did you become a writer" because no one gave a shit about my special interests growing up. now i make them everyone else's problem. next question
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/03/2026
This is a good response.
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nchammer326.bsky.social @nchammer326.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Tournament arc when?
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 26/02/2026
you: the great firewall is to protect us me: least toxic counter-strike player
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nchammer326.bsky.social @nchammer326.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
(Patty says he prefers it when people submitting stories don't change their usernames, then clarifies that it's fine if they do) Me:
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit
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Relyea, Connor @crelyea12.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Kate Bush if she wrote the song in 2025
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
this is not behavior becoming of a FIFA Peace Prize recipient.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
it’s cool that bluesky is bending over for conservatives and banning people making jokes about charlie kirk’s death. as we all know, once you give in to the right they will leave you alone
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
We live in space on a science fiction planet teeming with alien life forms we’re just mostly inoculated to its majesty and terrors.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 14/08/2025
This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent www.instagram.com/reel/DMVGMIC...
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Laura Woods @woodsiegirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot.
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
SCIENTISTS: there are only 89 seconds remaining on the doomsday clock ME: [73 seconds still remaining on my microwave hotdog] c'mon… c'monnn
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 21/06/2025
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
No more algorithmic boosting of pro trump inflation anecdotes bsky.app/profile/gell...
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
right-wingers will often say that America deserves credit for ending slavery rather than blame for having slavery. but then we made a holiday to commemorate the end of slavery and they still got mad, which should tell you what their real objection is.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 14/06/2025
The bridge is lined with many gorgeous sculptures of men and women and children, most of which are in the kind of poses that show the sculptor was a fantastic observer of real people—holding hands, carrying children, leaning against each other, all just stunning work. Then there’s this guy.
A sculpture of a large muscular man dropkicking a baby while three other babies launch a treacherous aerial assault
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Here is your statistic of the day: Nine out of 10 federal employees laid off by DOGE since March worked in liberal-leaning agencies. All proposed budget increases go to conservative agencies, with the bulk going to the most conservative agencies.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
if you thought stephen miller hated immigrants before
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Sam Brody @samuelhayimbrody.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
unions: they get the job done
IWW IU 520 (Railroad Workers) PRESENTS:

TROLLEY PROBLEM SOLUTION

“Slip the switch” by flipping it while the trolley’s front wheels have passed through, but before the back wheels do. This will cause a controlled derailment bringing the trolley to a safe halt.

Thank a rail worker today!
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/05/2025
trying to explain why Cuomo viscerally disgusts me but Adams just makes me roll my eyes to a friend and the best analogy I can come up with is that Cuomo is a recognizable kind of normal evil and Adams is like a cartoon character. Oh, Yosemite Sam is mayor? Wow I bet he's not very good at it
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