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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11h

His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist

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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 10h

billion dollar idea: a horse crossed with a wiener dog so more than one person can ride comfortably and also if you fall off it's not very far to the ground

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Most of a snail is storage.

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David Hendy @davidhendy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today would have been the 80th birthday of the Third Programme - BBC Radio 3’s remarkable predecessor. My latest for the BBC marks the occasion with a dip into the programme archives, unearthing some forgotten gems from the Third’s early years…

bbc.co.uk

The Third at 80 – a brief history of the unexpected

Weird and wonderful highlights from the early years of BBC Radio 3’s celebrated forerunner The Third Programme

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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Captain Iran.

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Nit Nurse With Wound @dannybirchall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Sweet Jesus. So concerned about stopping people right-clicking your public collection of images that you put the whole lot in a private DRM provider that goes under, and the whole lot is fucked. Sweet. Jesus.

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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's remarkable to watch people on the left launch with gusto into a campaign to delegitimise and undermine trade unions, using lawfare and relentless media attacks, because they've been persuaded that hating trans people should be their top priority. The right must be rubbing their hands with glee.

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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Hugely important thread.

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)

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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 24/09/2026

Chinese cars are *taking over*... Customers are *lured*... They're *cheap*... The cars *sell themselves*... FT makes a safe, convenient and affordable car seem quite... what's the word... perilous?🤡

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

With thanks to She Who Is Not Called Mrs Coates for spotting that Of course, it prompted me to look up the man who is completely hatstand

Roger gets a job as a waiter at the Hotel de Posh, arrives in swimming trunks, dances on a table, and crawls across the floor with a woman’s handbag on his head as he tries to solve a non-existent mystery, and snatches the weapon (an electric carving knife) off one man, succeeding only in decapitating another

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If you earned £10,000 a day it would take you 273.8 years to reach a billion. 273.8 YEARS! With no days off and no outgoings. But sure, yeah, let’s not ask the super rich for anymore and keep that cost of living going up to prop this entire shitshow up.

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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Once again, the judicial appointments commission is absolutely nailing diversity.

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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You know who else was obsessed with dancing around on the pinheads of imagined classifications based on where great grandparents were born and what they believed? The Nazis.

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Dave Andress @davidandress.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Where are the other 29?

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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

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Ash Oro @ashoro.co.uk · 22/09/2026

1/23 Sorry, this will be long... There is a lot of shouting about what happened in the Channel yesterday. So I want to go back to basic law. Not immigration policies or political rhetoric. At sea, the starting point is simple: Preservation of life comes first under all maritime conventions.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

🔥This is how it’s done. Imagine if every anti-immigrant fearmongering liar was grilled like this. #ShowMeTheStats #GetYourPhoneOut 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 (h/t @ukcameraman.bsky.social )

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Christian Christensen @chrchristensen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Opposed to death penalty with possible exception of people who: * Talk during announcement about connecting flights * Only start thinking about order when they get to fast food counter * Stand & stare in supermarket like they are in Louvre * Chat with check-in staff as 645 people die behind them

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Waitman Wade Beorn, PhD, FRHistS @waitmanwbeorn.com · 21/09/2026

"There is a certain steel about Sandie Peggie." LMAO GTFOH. If having a trans person in the changing room triggers you like this, you probably shouldn't be a nurse. Yeah, she's a "poster child" of something alright: of being a transphobe snowflake.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Lots of talk of growth ahead of the Budget, as if it were a baroque puzzle. Our problem is basic. It's that we no longer support the things which facilitate growth: Europe, immigration, higher education, tax simplification, policy stability. These are all choices and could stop making them anytime.

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Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone needs to get these people in for a short interview on the subject of "what do you call a group of businesses that form an organisation so that they can collaborate to raise prices?" www.timeshighereducation.com/news/russell...

timeshighereducation.com

Russell Group backs higher fees as £3,000 loss per student revealed

Chief executive Libby Hackett says top universities should charge more as scale of teaching deficit is revealed

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Bruce Little @brucedlittle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The atmosphere just hit a new water-vapour record: 27.35 kg of water vapour per m2 in August 2026, ~20 trillion litres more water than the previous record. Warmer air holds ~7% more moisture per °C. More water vapour means more energy to fuel extreme weather.

theguardian.com

El Niño and global heating pushes water vapour in Earth’s atmosphere to record levels in August

Global heating contributes to record, with a warmer atmosphere able to hold more water, scientists say

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Me: [depressed] Dog: [drops ball in my lap] Hey, throw this for me Me: Ok Dog: [fetches ball] HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME DO IT AGAIN Me: [feels much better]

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Otto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Absolutely this 👇

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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Villages like Piddington being couched as "The soul of England", behave yourself. These people are not a silent majority, they're a vocal minority. Very rich and powerful people are using their wealth and influence to promote a very dark agenda. Sending their cameras and reporters in to amplify

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Solidarity with this Piddington resident ♥️✊ #Newsnight

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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

There is literally no pressure group small or mad enough that the government won't indulge them if they oppose immigration.

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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is appalling, but it's actually incredible timing to announce this *while the annual TUC Congress is taking place in Brighton.*

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Daniel C. Blight @danielcblight.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

***URGENT PLEASE SHARE*** University of Brighton management have announced today that they ‘give notice of termination of all collective agreements’. This is a fundamental erasure of workers' rights. Management have announced the termination of all contractual documents, which includes:

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Look, I know I’m supposed to be at least a Slightly Serious Musician, and some of his music is staggeringly good, but every time I conduct anything by Britten my cheap mind goes to this

The Viz comic’s “Benjamin Britten and his embittered bittern”. Sorry, it’s a 22-panel comic with a lot of text, so I’m afraid that’s all you’re getting. But I hope you get the idea.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There's a new issue of Viz on sale. And Gilbert Ratchet builds a squad of remote-controlled animatronic vegetable cheerleaders to praise Elon Musk and laugh at his jokes, but it all goes wrong.

Gilbert accidentally makes his animatronic vegetable cheerleaders hold up their letter signs in the wrong order so that they spell out the words "YOU PATHETIC NEEDY CUNT", to the dismay of Elon Musk.

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Jeffw @jeffw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Sorry, I can't come to work today, I have the sadness in my heart.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

It's very easy to wear a suit and tie in any major city, even if the aesthetic has mostly disappeared from daily life, because there are people outside wearing pink tutus with Army boots. As usual, your liberation is connected to other people's liberation.

Bobby Mars on Twitter writes: "If you wear a collared shirt and nice shoes out to the bar in the rust belt, multiple people will ask you if you just came from a wedding. Aesthetic standards for men’s attire are horrendously low"

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Live from DUP HQ

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Happy 5th anniversary to the time this happened over on that other place.

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b3ta @b3ta.com · 13/09/2026

hello thur long time no see ;) Artist: elvis weathercock b3ta.com/board/11431105

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honey i am a guy & i shrunk the kids @snowrespecter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

vivaldi implies the existence of vivlidl

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

A large group of medieval knights ride in formation on horseback through an open field. The leader of the pack warns the group of a log in their path as his horse jumps over the obstacle. “Log,” he yells. This starts a chain of “logs” as each rider yells “log” so everyone is aware of the log. Their strong communication and teamwork likely results in all of the riders avoiding the log safely. Artist’s note: simple yet sloppy line work and elite composition make this piece a core work in pants art history.

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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wish the NHS had given them to your parents

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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’m just a person on my fucking knees begging the government to use its absolutely massive majority to do something extremely fucking popular: save our democracy.

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