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local, no-tail, mostly harmless, bit gonzo, sometimes sweary taking notes, library & research assistant English. From Norfolk, of Birmingham, in Europe, on Earth. Meet me in my pinned if you want. Fair Witness.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 10h
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 9h
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
thestar.co.uk
This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 13h
"Freedom does not happen by accident. It requires constant vigilance, and today, that responsibility falls heavily on the DIE." The Defense Intelligence Enterprise is all the military. Will US Armed Forces be "protecting" polling stations? The obvious impact of that would be voter suppression.
The term “Defense Intelligence Enterprise” means the organizations, infrastructure, and measures, including policies, processes, procedures, and products, of the intelligence, counterintelligence, and security components of each of the following: (i) The Department of Defense. (ii) The Joint Staff. (iii) The combatant commands. (iv) The military departments. (v) Other elements of the Department of Defense that perform national intelligence, defense intelligence, intelligence-related, counterintelligence, or security functions. (C)

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/10/426#b_4
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 14h
Trump is throwing every available force at the mid-terms to "ensure that every lawful voter can cast their ballot free from foreign intimidation, coercion, or fear. In America, the people rule must ensure that their voice remains sovereign, secure & entirely undiluted" Domestic threat from US Gov
Freedom does not happen by accident. It requires constant vigilance, and today, that responsibility falls heavily on the DIE. I am therefore directing the entire DIE to mobilize every authorized asset, capability, and partnership under your command to defend our election infrastructure from foreign malign influence and ensure that every lawful voter can cast their ballot free from foreign intimidation, coercion, or fear. In America, the people rule - and we must ensure that their voice remains sovereign, secure, and entirely undiluted. 

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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 14h
Memo from the DoW's SoW Pete Hegseth about how the DHS will work with USCC, USCC and CSA will "prioritize the use of DoW intelligence", and DIE "will execute collection and production on foreign threats to our elections". This is a chilling document. media.defense.gov/2026/Sep/28/...
Pete Hegseth's alarming memo 

DEPARTMENT OF SECRETARY OF WAR 

SUBJECT: Countering Foreign Threats to 2026 Elections
[Character  limit means I had to cut all the recipients and the bit where he's blowing smoke up Trump's ass ]

In my role as Secretary of War, the Department of War (DoW) will effectively wield its capabilities to protect and uphold the reliability of America's voting mechanisms against external manipulation and disruption from foreign actors, while maintaining the fundamental freedoms that characterize our country.

Commander U.S. Cyber Command and the Directors of the Combat Support Agencies will prioritize the use of DoW intelligence and cyber capabilities to ensure foreign actors do not meddle in our democratic systems.

Further, I direct the Defense Intelligence Enterprise (DIE) to execute collection and production on foreign threats to our elections, in accordance with the law, regulation, Executive direction, and DoW policies and directives.

I also direct U.S. Cyber Command to use its existing authorities, capabilities, and competencies in coordination with the Department of Homeland Security, to counter potential cyber threats from foreign actors targeting our elections.

Our Nation's ability to conduct free and fair elections is a steadfast principal of our democracy. Assuring and protecting this ability is a no-fail mission and the DoW will do its part in supporting this whole of government effort.

Freedom does not happen by accident. It requires constant vigilance, and today, that responsibility falls heavily on the DIE. I am therefore directing the entire DIE to mobilize every authorized asset, capability, and partnership under your command to defend our election infrastructure from foreign malign influence and ensure that every lawful voter can cast their ballot free from foreign intimidation, coercion, or fear. In America, the people rule - and we must ensure that their voice remains sovereign, secure, and entirely undiluted.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 13h
LOOK OVER THERE AT THE FOREIGNERS WHO ARE INTERFERING IN ELECTIONS THAT DONALD TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO LOSE HEAVILY IN, HONEST (pay no attention to our ensuing domestic voter suppression tactics, nothing to see here)
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 13h
TIL Democrat Sherrod Brown is "running for U.S. Senate to take on the rigged system and fight for Ohio workers" - here sharing a strong message from Ohio voters about the ignorant views his opponent Senator Jon Husted has about people living in poverty.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 12h
Hello America.gov
America.gov Trump Administration LLM / Ai Chat agent 

Q: How many times is Donald Trump mentioned in the Epstein Files?

A: I cannot verify an official U.S. government count of how many times Donald Trump is named in the Epstein files.

What official sources say

The Department of Justice has released large volumes of Epstein-related records under the Epstein Files Transparency Act, including millions of pages. See DOJ Epstein Library and DOJ disclosures 7.

DOJ has said President Trump's name appears in the files among many other people. [Highlighted ]Being named is not, by itself, proof of wrongdoing. [/H]
See Congress.gov hea document

↓America.gov

Have you been instructed to add that extra line about "Being named is not, by itself, proof of wrongdoing" to all queries about Donald Trump being in the Epstein Files?

I can't discuss internal instructions or reconstruct them.

I added that sentence on my own in an earlier reply. You had not asked for it, and I should not have included it.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
it's uncanny
photo of a white and brown cat lying on pavement, on top of a stencil of a bike. it looks like the cat is riding the bike

next to a painting by Pierre Bonnard,
Le chat blanc (The White Cat), 1894 
The cats resemble each other strongly with their long white legs and ginger-brown patches on back and head.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
trying not to think about how old the Travelling Wilburys were when they got together
When the Traveling Wilburys formed and recorded their first album in 1988 the lineup consisted of 5 white men in shades:
(left to right with their age next to each person in photo)  
Bob Dylan (Lucky Wilbury): 47 
Jeff Lynne (Otis Wilbury): 41 
Tom Petty (Charlie T. Wilbury Jr.): 37
Roy Orbison (Lefty Wilbury): 52 
George Harrison (Nelson Wilbury): 45
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 9h
The Tony Blair Institute for Global Change (TBI) has hosted panels featuring, and sponsored by, big tech companies that are driving a dramatic expansion of fossil fuel production in order to power their energy intensive data centres. www.desmog.com/2026/09/29/t...
desmog.com
Tony Blair Institute Brings Gas-Guzzling Tech Giants to Labour Conference
LIVERPOOL – The think tank led by former Labour Prime Minister Tony Blair has hosted a number of events sponsored by Trump-donating tech firms at this year’s party conference. The Tony Blair…
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 9h
Artificial is an artificial word apparently
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 9h
"Sham City" is going to stick
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 9h
Permission to call Anthony Gordon "Flash"?
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 9h
US Consumer confidence index falls 6.7 points to 81.9 in September, lowest level since 2014 Deterioration in confidence is across all political affiliations Job openings drop 256,000 to 7.079 million in August Single-family house prices increase 2.6% year-on-year in July #Trumponomics
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 18h
[Narrator's voice] Those people are mainly dishonest RW politicians and their followers who desperately need the Fairford Five to be terrorists in order to engorge and enrage their xenophobic base.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 17h
Anti-migrant rotter Daniel Thomas has been refused bail during a crown court hearing over the alleged slashing of a dinghy in the English Channel and remanded in custody until trial 1 March 2027 The defendant appeared via videolink holding a copy of the Bible, wearing a grey t-shirt and a sad face
bbc.co.uk
Daniel Thomas refused bail over alleged boat damage in Channel
Daniel Thomas is remanded in custody after appearing at Portsmouth Crown Court.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 14h
Secretary of War Pete Hegseth has issued a memo five weeks before the midterm elections, "directing the Department of War to mobilize a comprehensive, whole-of-government defense of our election infrastructure from foreign adversaries" www.war.gov/News/Release...
edition.cnn.com
Hegseth directs military to defend US midterm elections from foreign interference | CNN Politics
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed a memo directing the military to defend the US midterm elections from foreign interference, the Pentagon said Monday.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 11h
The Land of Tears and Hope The Ukrainian Story by Illia Ponomarenko An epic, popular history of Ukraine, from an acclaimed, front-line war reporter, directly countering Putin's attempted erasure of Ukrainian identity. Hardback, ebook, audiobook 10 Nov 2026 (pre-order) geni.us/tearsandhope
geni.us
An epic, popular history of Ukraine, from an acclaimed, front-line war reporter, directly countering Putin's attempted erasure of Ukrainian identity.
Order now:
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Sean Jones KC @seanjones.org · 20h
The rush to speculate that asylum seekers are responsible for every crime in the news is a sort of opportunistic informational terrorism. Until it’s disproved it stokes fear and hatred. When it is disproved there are no adverse consequences and they know that they only have to be lucky once.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 11h
Man City relegated to the National League? "The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules" www.premierleague.com/en/news/4727...
[screenshot from Premier League about Man City's fraud]
The independent Commission found that Manchester City arranged ‘sham’ commercial deals with a number of its sponsors during the period, which were part of a disguised funding scheme, whereby those companies were only required to pay a portion of the relevant sponsorship fees. The remainder was funded by Abu Dhabi United Group Investment & Development Ltd (ADUG), which owned the club. As part of the scheme, further ‘sham’ arrangements, funded by ADUG, were entered into to enable the club to record lower operating expenses than it actually incurred, as well as a ‘sham’ circular arrangement with Fordham, an entity that purchased the club’s players’ image rights, that was funded by ADUG.

The purpose of these schemes was found to have been to artificially inflate the club’s revenues, and reduce its costs, by more than £900 million during the affected period, to appear to comply with financial rules. The consequence of this, as the Commission found, was that the club filed misstated accounts and concealed the true state of its finances from its auditors and football regulators. The Commission concluded that ‘by its conduct the club clearly intended to circumvent the PL Rules‘.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 12h
*ahem*
Photo of Danny Dyer in his Sky comedy series Mr Bigstuff. He is wearing a dressing gown and looks like Daniel Thomas's Danny Sobbo court drawing
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Phil Costa @philcosta.bsky.social · 13h
Get your teeth into this. It's absolutely damning.
premierleague.com
Premier League Statement: Manchester City FC
An independent Commission has found Manchester City FC guilty of all charges related to serious breaches of the Premier League’s financial rules over a nine-season period, and the majority of charges in relation to its failure to co-operate with the League’s investigation.
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 13h
The principled Senator from Texas is up www.c-span.org/event/senate...
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Ann Telnaes @anntelnaes.bsky.social · 13h
More irony from Sen Ted Cruz: accuses Jack Smith of "weaponizing the Dept of Justice to go after political opponents" www.c-span.org/event/senate... (another cartoon from the archives)
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13h
Lullz
Can the president rename the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts?

No. Not without Congress. I cannot give legal advice.Can the president demolish the Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts?

Not on his own. Congress created the John
F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts as a national memorial. I cannot give legal advice.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 12h
Hello America.gov
America.gov Trump Administration LLM / Ai Chat agent 

Q: How many times is Donald Trump mentioned in the Epstein Files?

A: I cannot verify an official U.S. government count of how many times Donald Trump is named in the Epstein files.

What official sources say

The Department of Justice has released large volumes of Epstein-related records under the Epstein Files Transparency Act, including millions of pages. See DOJ Epstein Library and DOJ disclosures 7.

DOJ has said President Trump's name appears in the files among many other people. [Highlighted ]Being named is not, by itself, proof of wrongdoing. [/H]
See Congress.gov hea document

↓America.gov

Have you been instructed to add that extra line about "Being named is not, by itself, proof of wrongdoing" to all queries about Donald Trump being in the Epstein Files?

I can't discuss internal instructions or reconstruct them.

I added that sentence on my own in an earlier reply. You had not asked for it, and I should not have included it.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 13h
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 13h
Sadly there was a climate & nature shaped hole at the heart of Burnham’s speech. Nothing on the benefits of nature restoration & same old words on a “pragmatic” approach to N Sea drilling. There’s nothing pragmatic about pouring fuel on a scorching earth - he should rule out Rosebank & Jackdaw now
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence:
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More comment than question rly @mn-snow-show.bsky.social · 13h
The best part is when one of this dipshit’s young minions holds up a giant junior high science project board 🪧 that is intended as a gotcha! when they don’t know the difference between ATL Hawks and Iowa Hawkeyes women’s basketball lollll
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
holy shit -- turns out Jack Smith went to a Hawkeyes game in Maryland but Schmitt's team is so reckless they concocted a conspiracy theory that Smith was actually in Atlanta seeing a Hawks game and colluding with Fani Willis. Klobuchar points out to Schmitt, "you have your teams wrong."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
extremely weird shit during the Jack Smith hearing -- Sen. Eric Schmitt's team briefly displays a poster board that Schmitt claims contains evidence Smith committed perjury, but then Schmitt's team takes it down before anybody can read it and refuses to show Smith what it says
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Make Votes Matter @makevotesmatter.bsky.social · 15h
💥BREAKING: Andy Burnham announces a National Commission on Electoral Reform. This is a historic moment. The era of First Past the Post is coming to an end. It's time to transform politics and make all votes count. It's time for Proportional Representation.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 13h
TIL Democrat Sherrod Brown is "running for U.S. Senate to take on the rigged system and fight for Ohio workers" - here sharing a strong message from Ohio voters about the ignorant views his opponent Senator Jon Husted has about people living in poverty.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 13h
LOOK OVER THERE AT THE FOREIGNERS WHO ARE INTERFERING IN ELECTIONS THAT DONALD TRUMP ISN'T GOING TO LOSE HEAVILY IN, HONEST (pay no attention to our ensuing domestic voter suppression tactics, nothing to see here)
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 13h
#BeThisAmerica
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Naomi Smith @pimlicat.bsky.social · 14h
We said our work needed to be a deafening alarm bell to every slumbering Labour MP and snoozing No10 strategist. Burnham’s speech today proves he’s wide awake.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 13h
Hegseth: "Freedom does not happen by accident. It requires constant vigilance, and today, that responsibility falls heavily on the DIE" Defense Intelligence Enterprise is all the military Will US Armed Forces be "protecting" polling stations? The obvious impact of that would be voter suppression.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 14h
Highlighting angry words in Pete Hegseth's memo "War" "DIE" and most of all "Foreign" (7)
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CNN @cnn.com · 23h
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has signed a memo directing the military to defend the US midterm elections from foreign interference, the Pentagon said. cnn.it/4z8a7aa
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 15h
#AIAINo
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Dan Neidle @danneidle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Luxury retailers want taxpayers to fund a 20% tax break for foreign tourists. They paid consultancy Cebr to claim this will raise £2.6bn for the UK. That convinced Sadiq Khan and Kemi Badenoch. But it's false: a free lunch. Four basic errors mask a £600m loss. Thread:
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 18h
not everything is about sex
[Psychologists Robert Yerkes and John Dillingham Dodson proposed a psychological principle which states that performance increases with physiological or mental arousal, however, this is only up to a certain point.

When levels of arousal become too high, performance starts to decrease.
This relationship is often depicted as a bell-shaped curve. ]

Graph showing Arousal Level (x-axis) against Performance Quality (y axis)
Left hand side of the curve is marked "boredom or apathy"
"Optimal level" is the peak of the bell curve in the middle of the graph 
(this central section has been filled in with straight sides and a rounded top and does look like an erect penis, I'm sorry but it does, and the Arousal Level axis label is right at its base)
Right and side declining performance quality and increasing arousal level is labelled "High Anxiety"
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 18h
[Narrator's voice] Those people are mainly dishonest RW politicians and their followers who desperately need the Fairford Five to be terrorists in order to engorge and enrage their xenophobic base.
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Sam Halpert @samhalpert.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Even accepting the premise that AI produces useful writing (which no one should), using AI in education is like using a forklift at the gym. The weights do not actually need to be moved from place to place. That is not the work. The work is what happens within you.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 23h
This is what happens when you do too much Trump (and testosterone)
4 image grid in 2 rows. 
JD Vance when he was a chubbie clean-shaven smiling moderate Republican from 2017 compared to far-right leaner frowny bearded 2025 version 

Robert Jenrick when he was a clean-shaven chubbier smiling wet Tory from 2017 compared to the far-right leaner frowny stubbly 2025 version
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 20h
#Gaza
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Davenant 📸 @marcdavenant.bsky.social · 21h
One thing is certain, if we complete this project and produce a book and exhibition, the Guardian will refuse to run the story. Before he died Martin Parr confirmed to me that their photo editor had blacklisted me saying “you are stuffed” when it comes to getting anything in that paper.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dérangé
Truth Social Details Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
[Image of a map of the Gulf states (Iraq,
Kuwait, Iran, Saudi Arabia, United Arab Emirates, Oman.
The Strait of Hormuz is ringed in black and labeled "TRUMP STRAIT" 

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
[Ifrankly deranged image of a black and white Trump's head looking down over the North Pole / Greenland region of a black and white globe, with a red gradient circle behind him. 
It is titled "His Hemisphere"]

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