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The Fence @thefence.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Issue 29 Is Here 🌦️ With fiction from William Boyd; more writing from @drblacklock.bsky.social, @jimmymcintosh.bsky.social, Kate Spicer, Precious Adesina, @nivenj1.bsky.social, Leo Robson, Nell Whittaker, @williamasclarke.bsky.social & more, plus illos by @daveyjones.bsky.social. the-fence.com/shop

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'm no legal expert, but even if I was I would still say that that cunt needs locked up.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It will be the Jim'll Fix It chair of Triumphal Arches

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

OUT NOW on all podcast platforms. A Comfort Blanket mini series on the Top Ten Sci Fi Movies As I Was Told To Watch As A Kid By Actual Tharg. pod.link/1614879928

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Anyway, speaking of the FBI, the new issue of Viz also features 'Eric Gill's Poodle Palaver'.

Early 20th Century sculptor and typographer Eric Gill finding his stash of FBI training manuals, uh, I mean dog bumming magazines, on top of his cupboard

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

There's a new issue of Viz on sale. And Gilbert Ratchet builds a squad of remote-controlled animatronic vegetable cheerleaders to praise Elon Musk and laugh at his jokes, but it all goes wrong.

Gilbert accidentally makes his animatronic vegetable cheerleaders hold up their letter signs in the wrong order so that they spell out the words "YOU PATHETIC NEEDY CUNT", to the dismay of Elon Musk.

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Angus Main @angusmain.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Just off to the shed to celebrate Roald Dahl Day

BBC iPlayer alert

Roald Dahl Day
Celebrate the acclaimed children's author with wickedly funny animated twists on classic tales.
Snow White takes on the wicked...

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If, like me, you’ve always wondered exactly which issue of Viz David is enjoying here, it turns out it’s Issue 40, from February 1990.

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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

What goes on in @daveyjones.bsky.social’s head?

Opening panel of Viz cartoon strip. Three caricatures at the top: LORD GOVE, JACK LORD, and "LORD OF THE DANCE" MICHAEL FLATLEY. The strip is titled THE LOUSE OF LORDS, and there is an illustration of a multi-legged creature in which the three ‘Lords’ are sitting. Text reads: SCUTTLING ACROSS THE COUNTRYSIDE WAS THE MOST REMARKABLE PUBIC LOUSE YOU EVER SAW. THE GIANT MECHANICAL GENITAL CRAB HAD BEEN BUILT BY FORMER TORY MP LORD MICHAEL GOVE, WHO WAS ON A TOUR OF ENGLAND’S CHURCHES WITH AMERICAN ACTOR JACK LORD OFF OF HAWAII FIVE-O, AND "LORD OF THE DANCE" STAR MICHAEL FLATLEY

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I blame their kids. They should be making sure they attend the garden centre for tea and scones, instead of letting them run wild

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What I really want is some kind of high-tech, WiFi-connected, AI-aided device for scraping the bottom of a barrel. Hope they invent one soon.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I was just lighting a cigarette and that alert made me jump and I've set fire to my head and now everything is on fire

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

You may disagree with Nigel Farage, but we haven't seen political statesmanship of such gravitas since Harold Macmillan challenged Muffin the Mule to a wanking competition

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Not all of the world's problems are insoluble. The hot weather was making my drawing ink turn gloopy, but I've given the bottle a good shake and it's a little bit better now #gloopy

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Couldn't see naff all here in the cheap seats.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

"You let AI create synthetic viruses unknown in nature?"

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Pastel drawing of Paddington pushing Rod Liddle down some stairs and saying 'I don't like marmite'

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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I used to work near one of Rod Liddle’s preferred lunchtime restaurants and would often catch him exiting as I was heading home. Once saw him “live life to the full” all down his front and over his shoes.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

There's a new Viz on sale today. And King Charles makes an exciting discovery in the Buckingham Palace gardens nature reserve, in 'King, Queen and Knave.'

King Charles being shown around a nature reserve, where he spots a crumpled up copy of a popular gentlemen's magazine from the 1970s and '80s, under a hedge.

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Everyone who uses "smart glasses" to be legally required to strap one of these to their head and light it up when the camera is on

Replica BBC studios "RECORDING LIVE" sign

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

"My Grok version of The Odyssey was so amazingly historically accurate that it caused a fissure in Time and went hurtling back to dinosaur days, and that's why you can't see it, unless you're a dinosaur."

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I can find a link between vaccines and autism for $4 billion - it would probably involve tiny invisible pixies in the vaccines - then I would spend some of my riches on hiring someone to follow RFK around with a bucket of used rubber johnnies and flick them at his head for the rest of his life

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Cartoon from 2005: Ann Widdecombe and her High Church Mice

Ann Widdecombe has a portable rodent church on wheels, in which her mouse parishioners are ripped to the fucking tits on drugs.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

He's tripped over a guy rope and the piss-sodden tent has collapsed on him.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

I suppose he prefers being outside the tent pissing in, rather than inside the tent drowning in his own piss

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Reform trying to work out how to switch the camera on

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Perhaps he'll use a skywriting plane to write his announcement in the sky, and the plane will crash, and this time the hounds of Fate will not be denied?

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Don't get your hopes up. It may just have been a typo, and he's going to announce that he has invested in a pubic lice farm

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Just smashed a glass and put it in the bin wrapped in a curated algorithmic feed tailored to my perceived interests, and I don’t know, sometimes I think you do need a newspaper.

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Joshua Murray-Nevill @joshuamurraynevill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"Every month, on the 3rd, like clockwork an invoice appears on the kitchen table, written in copperplate and what looks like blood. It reads "Haunting Services - 5 Guineas and Sixpence. Leave payment on table by the window seat, and a half of Brewery Bitter."

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

If ever there was a prime candidate for somebody to return to earth as a cantankerous ghost, flitting from pub to pub making people's mobile phones fly across the room, and chilling the marrows of those who use salty language, then that person is Sir Humphrey Smith

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James @northamptonian.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

To mark the demise of Humphrey Smith, here’s the @daveyjones.bsky.social dig at the Sam Smiths chain and their somewhat eccentric / complete nutcase owner Humphrey the other year.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I spent the summer of 1976 at my Aunt Meg's cottage on the surface of the Sun, where me and my dog uncovered a gang of smugglers and were rewarded with a Chopper bike with asbestos wheels. That just wouldn't happen now.

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

There is Virgin broadbandings issue in your area. Thankings for patience, we workings to fixing problems as quickly as we can

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pgofton.bsky.social @pgofton.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Burnham needs to get into smaller and smaller means of transport, ending up with him rollerskating into parliament like Frank Spencer

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Picture House 77 @picturehouse77.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I love the Comic Cuts podcast by @kevfcomicartist.bsky.social And great to hear Donald Sinden in "There Goes My Knighthood" by @daveyjones.bsky.social getting a mention - it was the first time I cried with laughter reading a comic strip! youtu.be/inla_NdxjNY?...

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Comic Cuts - Davey Jones & Andre Vincent video version

YouTube video by Kev Sutherland

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Back in Hereford. A pint of Butty, a loaf of wine, and thou beside me, singing in the wilderness, etc

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Rich May @richmay.co.uk · 18/06/2026

I assumed it was that bastard Putin striking again

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Davey Jones @daveyjones.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

There's a new Viz on sale today, featuring 'Keir Starmer's Pajama Drama.' And my use of the American spelling for 'pyjama' throughout the strip was of course deliberate - it was a wry, ironical comment on, er, the global infiltration of Americanisms, or something.

Keir Starmer having a nightmare with his paj... sorry, PYjama bottoms.

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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

“And I would’ve gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kids”.

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