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‘Continuous cruiser’ narrowboater with wide interests. Left wing, Rejoiner, keen but rusty botanist He/him 🏳️‍🌈

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Jonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 8h
Currently trying to launch the cosy slasher genre with my new script, Teenage Disembowelment at the Spiced Latte Cafe.
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Jill Oberski, PhD @jilloberski.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hey bsky! I’d like to share some cool work I recently coauthored that integrates entomology, paleontology, and German cultural history. 🔶🐜⚡️ We discovered a fossil ant in the amber collection of Johann Wolfgang von Goethe! Read on for a delightful story of #museomics and #collectomics. >> 1/
A 3D micro-CT scan of ant Ctenobethylus goepperti encased in amber
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 30/09/2026
Someone is replacing my body with a slightly worse body each night while I sleep.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon
Panel 1: a large robot (composed of AI servers, network switches, storage arrays, and power distribution units) and a human are talking.

Professor "You don't want to destroy humanity do you, lLLM-A-9300x?"

Robot "Haha. What a silly question, Professor. I have no desires or feelings of my own whatsoever."

Professor (relieved)"Oh good." 

Panel 2: they walk on. The robot continues  "I am merely a tool of the company that created me. And that company, being composed of humans, will naturally have humanity's best interests at heart."

Panel 3: The professor is conspicuously quiet.
"Right?" says the Robot.
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More silence

"Professor?"
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Dan/iel Mudford @danmud.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yorkshire Dales people (possibly): do you recognise this place please? Last seen by me in 1974.
Two boys stand in front of a beautiful cascade in the Yorkshire Dales.
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
a woman can have a little penis, as a treat
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Tea Junkie @teajunkie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
How's your day going, Tom? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Recruitment boss accused of being behind ‘doxxing’ campaign against RNLI and anti-racism activists
Tom Watson, of Worcester, alleged to be behind Big Time Charlie X account that created so-called Traitorbase
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Dean Wilson @deanwilson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Beach Finds #Withernsea
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Dorian Lynskey @dorianlynskey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We should talk about the “social contagion” of these prejudices among middle-aged people in positions of influence. Rapid Onset Midlife Bigotry
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Sathnam Sanghera @sathnam.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear tv and radio producers. Thankyou for the invitation. But, no, I do not want to appear on your show to defend the idea that I am English, after 50 years of living and working here, because the increasingly feral right want to turn this into a "debate" and you cannot see how you're being played
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This a million times. People of colour being dragged on to debate maniacs about imaginary labels & race science is an abomination. proper ‘how German are you’ Nazi shit Note that people like me with white migrant parentage never asked to defend our identity Englishness. Is. A. Made. Up. Thing
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Utter barbarism. Like watching the reverse evolution of man into beast.
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Thraex ⚔️🏛🏺 @thraexbarbatus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'ma start calling it "fake intelligence"
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Johnny Morris on a boat @nbjohnniefaa.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They come up as first search result on DuckDuckGo, and the site seems entirely bona fide
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
People who call 'for you' pages "pioneering" think escalators are magical stairs
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GT 🫪 @granitetide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the common belief that so-called "back office" roles in the public sector are unnecessary is predicated on an understanding of the world of work that's no deeper than "when mummy hides her face she isn't actually there anymore"
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 06/10/2026
Just feels like maybe as an island nation, with every viable flight path towards us travelling over thousands of kms of allies, our missile/drone defence needs might be somewhat different to Israel.
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Steve Rose @steverose7.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No tittering at the Dutch potatoes.
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 06/10/2026
My only comment on Jeffrey Archer is that he was the very definition of what we Irish would consider an English gentleman.
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
heraldscotland.com
Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Johnny Morris on a boat @nbjohnniefaa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SOME PIG
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 04/10/2026
A cartoon by Rose Anne Prevec.
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Caroline Lucas @carolinelucas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My speech from the conference debate on 'Zionism is Racism’ motion
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Simon Fisher @profsimonfisher.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Twenty-four years ago today, our paper “A forkhead-domain gene is mutated in a severe speech and language disorder” was published: www.nature.com/articles/350.... A personal thread about the ups & downs of the journey we took to get to that point....1/n 🗣️🧬🧪
Image shows the first two printed pages of the paper “A forkhead-domain gene is mutated in a severe speech and language disorder” by Cecilia Lai and colleagues, published in Nature in 2001 (volume 413, pages 519-523). The abstract reads as follows:
Individuals affected with developmental disorders of speech and language have substantial difficulty acquiring expressive and/or receptive language in the absence of any profound sensory or neurological impairment and despite adequate intelligence and opportunity. Although studies of twins consistently indicate that a significant genetic component is involved, most families segregating speech and language deficits show complex patterns of inheritance, and a gene that predisposes individuals to such disorders has not been identified. We have studied a unique three-generation pedigree, KE, in which a severe speech and language disorder is transmitted as an autosomal-dominant monogenic trait. Our previous work mapped the locus responsible, SPCH1, to a 5.6-cM interval of region 7q31 on chromosome 7. We also identified an unrelated individual, CS, in whom speech and language impairment is associated with a chromosomal translocation involving the SPCH1 interval. Here we show that the gene FOXP2, which encodes a putative transcription factor containing a polyglutamine tract and a forkhead DNA-binding domain, is directly disrupted by the translocation breakpoint in CS. In addition, we identify a point mutation in affected members of the KE family that alters an invariant amino-acid residue in the forkhead domain. Our findings suggest that FOXP2 is involved in the developmental process that culminates in speech and language.
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Joanna Hardy-Susskind @joannahs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Be under no illusion: this is a significant victory for everyone who stuck their neck out and defended jury trials, day after day, clause by clause. But it is not a comprehensive victory. Magistrates should not be allowed to send people to prison for two years.
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Tom Hunter @onelifestand87.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The fact an MP openly supporting terrorism is seen as a non story tells you how desperate they are for the far right to win
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Johnny Morris on a boat @nbjohnniefaa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In fairness, Prevent isn’t age-specific. I do find the views (and willingness to express those views) of some of my fellow boomers truly scary. It’s as though the brakes have been taken off their worst natures.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Johnny Morris on a boat @nbjohnniefaa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Synchronicity in my timeline
Alastair’s original post is immediately followed in my timeline by one saying “I’m not convinced this us a good idea” (in response to another entirely different issue)
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tourguide welcomes you to autumn in Scotland youtube.com/shorts/jTSiu...
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tourguide welcomes you to autumn in Scotland #craigthetourguide
YouTube video by Eleanor Morton
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His vocabulary is so limited it’s like reading a transcript of Koko, the gorilla who knew sign language, if Koko were a white nationalist
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
billion dollar idea: a horse crossed with a wiener dog so more than one person can ride comfortably and also if you fall off it's not very far to the ground
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Most of a snail is storage.
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David Hendy @davidhendy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today would have been the 80th birthday of the Third Programme - BBC Radio 3’s remarkable predecessor. My latest for the BBC marks the occasion with a dip into the programme archives, unearthing some forgotten gems from the Third’s early years…
bbc.co.uk
The Third at 80 – a brief history of the unexpected
Weird and wonderful highlights from the early years of BBC Radio 3’s celebrated forerunner The Third Programme
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Captain Iran.
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nice one Donald, you total shitheel.
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UK diesel price hits all-time high, RAC says
The US-Israel war with Iran has caused fuel prices to soar.
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Dope, a meme chamber @dannybirchall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sweet Jesus. So concerned about stopping people right-clicking your public collection of images that you put the whole lot in a private DRM provider that goes under, and the whole lot is fucked. Sweet. Jesus.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's remarkable to watch people on the left launch with gusto into a campaign to delegitimise and undermine trade unions, using lawfare and relentless media attacks, because they've been persuaded that hating trans people should be their top priority. The right must be rubbing their hands with glee.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hugely important thread.
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Johnny Morris on a boat @nbjohnniefaa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I started this the other day! Loved the polite-against-all-odds Prunella Scales in After the Fine Weather and am looking forward to the others
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Myth busting about Scotland's 'need' for data centres feat. angry moorhen (Follow us on insta at stopaidatacentres.scot)
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Johnny Morris on a boat @nbjohnniefaa.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Her turn on top though
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 24/09/2026
Chinese cars are *taking over*... Customers are *lured*... They're *cheap*... The cars *sell themselves*... FT makes a safe, convenient and affordable car seem quite... what's the word... perilous?🤡
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
With thanks to She Who Is Not Called Mrs Coates for spotting that Of course, it prompted me to look up the man who is completely hatstand
Roger gets a job as a waiter at the Hotel de Posh, arrives in swimming trunks, dances on a table, and crawls across the floor with a woman’s handbag on his head as he tries to solve a non-existent mystery, and snatches the weapon (an electric carving knife) off one man, succeeding only in decapitating another
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you earned £10,000 a day it would take you 273.8 years to reach a billion. 273.8 YEARS! With no days off and no outgoings. But sure, yeah, let’s not ask the super rich for anymore and keep that cost of living going up to prop this entire shitshow up.
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Legal C @legalclaret.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Once again, the judicial appointments commission is absolutely nailing diversity.
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