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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Beach finds from Lake ONTARIO this morning. Plastic duck head and crudely carved reindeer (?) floating in, once again, Lake fucking ONTARIO.

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Me when a coworker recognizes me at the dispensary.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

what's a good healthy coping mechanism to try for someone just getting into healthy coping mechanisms

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

There's such a thing as "discarded cannabis"? Hound looks like she'll be ok after a few biscuits.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Me as an intimacy coach: what's your fucking problem?

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Even though there were many of the diminutive tree climbers at the park near the lakeshore, I probably could have phrased it better when I told the elderly birding couple, "Brown Creepers out the ass."

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Setting up a high end fishing apparel store, calling it Da Peche Mode *slam dunks my phone into a lake

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Copper thieves be like I love the wire

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

I wrote a joke about buying a dobro but I guess it just didn't resonate with people.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

My second most difficult aunt, who is in the hospital for a cat scratch… You know what? I’m going to leave it there.

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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

Non-denominational space lasers.

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

This might be my Welsh ancestry talking, but llylyllwwwllyygwidhwcwtchllylylyly

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

Chillin on the bench near Olcott, NY. Facing northwest toward Toronto. Not as cold as it looks.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

They put us in different reading groups with animal names so we wouldn't know which were the smart kids and which were... something else. Us Armadillos were reading Curious George Rides a Bike and the Porpoises were reading Finnegans Wake. The Porpoises caught on immediately. I just caught on today.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

The best way to untangle a chainsaw chain is with an Ornette Coleman solo in your heart

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

I'm sorry I said "More like What Is Tart by Leo Hole-stoy" when we quarreled. Maybe next time don't tell me you dreamt about banging your Elementary Russian I professor.

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Got a little freaked out after drinking my first ever can of Liquid Death, so I hurried to the store and bought some Life Water. Obviously I will die alone.

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

It feels kind of wrong to make dick jokes at a time like this but I'm going to go ahead and make dick jokes at a time like this

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Made some Käsespätzle if you guys are hungry.

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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

"I don't know what's happening here" Me, while: -watching sports -parallel parking -trying something new in bed

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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Give your baby a name where all the letters are silent

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

good morning only to people who have received a consequence at some point and understand the concept of it

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Your English teacher and your gym teacher are both on paid administrative leave pending an investigation into allegations they had sex on the principal's desk.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

i hope this email finds you orwellian

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Beautiful but frigid south shore of Lake Ontario near Olcott NY. If you make it bigger (obligatory heynow) you can see Toronto just left of dead center.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

All I ask is that you spend so much time online that you know all my little songs and jokes

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Try to put yourself in a position where they don't keep making you do cognitive tests.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Stolen velour, is that a thing?

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

No matter where I go, Nature finds a way to remind me I dated an arborist in the early 2000s.

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Sry for the New Year's flex but sex with me was recently described as "like hearing Bach played on a broken accordion."

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 12/08/2025

decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out

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Howard Mittelmark @howardm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Fuck this. If I was going to become a better person, I would have become a better person when I was still young enough to have some hope of becoming a better person.

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

social media is cool I guess but I kinda miss the hacky sack circle

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

Got banned for life from working in McDonald's on my first day for shouting YES McCHEF every time an order came in.

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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

You don't see kids named Gandalf anymore.

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

It's already that time to play the I didn't know they died this year game.

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Nate @thenatewolf.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Advertising really works. Like when you’re at the grocery store trying to decide what cheese to buy, and then you remember Wayne Gretzky told you to gamble on sports on your phone.

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