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Natty Lumpo

@nattylumpo.bsky.social
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We should have been a pair of ragged brahs Rizzing across the floors of silent seize.

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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Beach finds from Lake ONTARIO this morning. Plastic duck head and crudely carved reindeer (?) floating in, once again, Lake fucking ONTARIO.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me when a coworker recognizes me at the dispensary.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is his last name Packin? Because damn!
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
what's a good healthy coping mechanism to try for someone just getting into healthy coping mechanisms
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There's such a thing as "discarded cannabis"? Hound looks like she'll be ok after a few biscuits.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Me as an intimacy coach: what's your fucking problem?
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I feel like my skeets aren't being amplified.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I guess it's like a GoPro in slow-mo without the quid pro quo. Ya know?
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Even though there were many of the diminutive tree climbers at the park near the lakeshore, I probably could have phrased it better when I told the elderly birding couple, "Brown Creepers out the ass."
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Setting up a high end fishing apparel store, calling it Da Peche Mode *slam dunks my phone into a lake
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Very different from said proclamation. Congrats to him (and you!).
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Copper thieves be like I love the wire
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I wrote a joke about buying a dobro but I guess it just didn't resonate with people.
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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My second most difficult aunt, who is in the hospital for a cat scratch… You know what? I’m going to leave it there.
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Ozymandias Q. Jones XXXIII⅓® @void0reason.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
I don’t believe in hell but I’m willing to make some exceptions.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
American? Salty, that reply bombed. Da dum tsshhh
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Non-denominational space lasers.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Cymru! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This might be my Welsh ancestry talking, but llylyllwwwllyygwidhwcwtchllylylyly
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Chillin on the bench near Olcott, NY. Facing northwest toward Toronto. Not as cold as it looks.
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Jack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
They put us in different reading groups with animal names so we wouldn't know which were the smart kids and which were... something else. Us Armadillos were reading Curious George Rides a Bike and the Porpoises were reading Finnegans Wake. The Porpoises caught on immediately. I just caught on today.
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The best way to untangle a chainsaw chain is with an Ornette Coleman solo in your heart
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I'm sorry I said "More like What Is Tart by Leo Hole-stoy" when we quarreled. Maybe next time don't tell me you dreamt about banging your Elementary Russian I professor.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Got a little freaked out after drinking my first ever can of Liquid Death, so I hurried to the store and bought some Life Water. Obviously I will die alone.
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It feels kind of wrong to make dick jokes at a time like this but I'm going to go ahead and make dick jokes at a time like this
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Made some Käsespätzle if you guys are hungry.
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Marl @marlebean.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
"I don't know what's happening here" Me, while: -watching sports -parallel parking -trying something new in bed
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Give your baby a name where all the letters are silent
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Gray Sabbath Mumford and Adopted Sons
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
good morning only to people who have received a consequence at some point and understand the concept of it
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Mmm. I'd sure like to split that infinitive.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Your English teacher and your gym teacher are both on paid administrative leave pending an investigation into allegations they had sex on the principal's desk.
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
i hope this email finds you orwellian
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
[God creating dogs] Oh these turned out great. Im going to want all of these back at some point
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Beautiful but frigid south shore of Lake Ontario near Olcott NY. If you make it bigger (obligatory heynow) you can see Toronto just left of dead center.
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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
My nickname back in driving school was unofficial parking space because I'd get all huffy if someone else's car was in my thoughts even though they're public and undesignated
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Thank you, and Happy New Year!
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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
All I ask is that you spend so much time online that you know all my little songs and jokes
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Try to put yourself in a position where they don't keep making you do cognitive tests.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Say that's an awfully nice velour tracksuit you've got there. It'd be an awful shame if someone were to put it on and run away.
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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Stolen velour, is that a thing?
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
No matter where I go, Nature finds a way to remind me I dated an arborist in the early 2000s.
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
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Natty Lumpo @nattylumpo.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Sry for the New Year's flex but sex with me was recently described as "like hearing Bach played on a broken accordion."
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
decided to take the form of a grasshopper and stop pretending I have this life thing sorted out
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