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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 17h

Can someone with a lot of $$ and energy organize a festival that is Battle of the Bands style but with Grateful Dead Tribute bands?

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Bertha Crazy: Trippy Skull Animation

Alt: Bertha

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 19h

Hope I see you in Oakland tonight or tomorrow! #BMFS fall tour stickers.. lighten my load!

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Dropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

not sure if you meant “tea time” or “tee time,” but either way no

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's a really bad time to have a Cornell '77 vanity plate.

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molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

hey so the other villagers voted to put you in the contraption

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

BMFS last night in the Kia Theater, Inglewood. Fantastic show.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Wished I was at #BMFS Denver!!!! but settled for JMF at the Hog Farm. Saw Wavy Gravy, though. He called Bingo.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm sent a S.A.S.E. for Andre the Giant Has a Posse stickers years old.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I adore my wife. We live in the woods. She hates the internet. She just asked me if I think they'll ever have self driving cars.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Help! I'm a TV programmer in 1992 and I need to choose what to put on at 1pm this Saturday. Stand By Me or La Bamba?

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I just remembered about how worried the country was that the president inhaled a puff from a doobie in college.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I just tried to make a meeting with someone and they wrote back and said "I think you meant September, not October." HA. No Bishhhh. Get in the back of the meeting line.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I've been on a migraine medication that makes carbonation taste flat for more than a year, but I forgot to bring my pills on vacation. Oh my god. I called this Dr. 💗💗 I missed her sooo much. I have one more day with her.

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Refreshing Dr Pepper Soda Can

Alt: Dr Pepper is a woman and I haven't had an appointment in over a year.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Is it nerdy that I'm incredibly stoked on this hat?

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I just found the holy grail of 90s hats

Taco Bell, but when a crunchy taco was 59 cents

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I love too many things for the amount of time and money and stomach space I have.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Serious Q. Please help. When you are in a place of business, how often do people ask you "Do you work here?"

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Sometimes when I sit, I cross my legs before I remember what I'm on the toilet for.

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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

and yet, Waluigi Mangione walks around free in broad daylight

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I'm at work and I've got the fuck around bug.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Is this too many stripes for one day? I have 10 minutes to change.

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Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

we had this in the '90s but we called them "raves"

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I don't really want to visit the prize chest after a filling, but I wouldn't mind a forehead kiss from my dentist.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

You should be able to get a shrimp cocktail in any bar and sip on it without judgement.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

If you'd like to hear "bummer" 72 times, break a dog food bag in a Costco parking lot.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Can I use plastic straws if I never take home swag again?

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Ray Bradbury's 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑊𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝐶𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑆𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑅𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠 takes place today

google.com

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I was thinking, because that's what I do, that Lafawnduh gave Napoleon that particular tape because Jamiroquai is a little pale guy too.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

@pepper-bird.bsky.social it's you! You writing such a good fic! I love this coffee shop mystery ❤️🩵💚💜

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My friend in Connecticut has never been to Maine. They were tripping that we drove 4 hours to see them yesterday. Once I drove three hours because the theatre in Redding was showing a good movie. Travelling distance is built into my West Coast bones.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Things are hard for the youth these days.. like playing slugbug now? Forgetaboutit.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

#BMFS anyone going to night 2 of Maine or Connecticut and want to high five?

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

If you see this quote post a pic of you you in your glasses. Y'all deleting these faster than pocket photos when Google says your storage is low.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

💙 I don't know who needs to hear this, but 💙 PC towers are big so human hands can fit inside and swap stuff out

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

"you look great!" Thank you, my mom's only nice to me when I'm skinny and I'm not prepared to go no or low-contact with her yet because I'm on her Costco membership.

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🦊 🩵🐦‍⬛ 🧙Poofy Fox & Crow, for Bartleby Endeavors 🎥 @foxy99.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

Today, know that you’re enough. In fact some people are saying you’re too much. Way too much. Annoying af.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The girl at Subway cut the bread unevenly and looked up to see which half I deserved. I passed the longer half test.

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Proud Alexis Rose Moment in Schitt's Creek

Alt: Gif that popped up when I typed in "proud"

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

High Key in love with Hunter Biden.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Some of WSMFP in the Bigfoot Museum a few days ago. Wherest I am the board vice president. Is wherest a word? Google says no.

Willow Creek Bigfoot Museum docent Eric, shows a few Widespread Panic folks Bigfoot casts

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

One time Isaac Brock chucked a half frozen water bottle off stage and it hit me in the head.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

If you fuck a flower pot at Home Depot, they’ll let you have it for free.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

I told my wife that my mom's plant nursery had a cat, and she told me her mom's REI had a rain room where you could try out waterproof climbing gear.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Alaska's nuts, y'all. This was the 3rd wildest thing I saw this week

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This friendsgiving I'm thankful Click and Clack the Tappet Brothers never got cancelled.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

You can't sell autistic people drugs by walking up to them and saying "drugs?" They will think you are asking them for drugs. You must say: "Drugs!" This has been a PSA to make it easier for me to buy drugs.

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

I'm in Anchorage and Northern Exposure planes are landing on ponds like someone said "Quick! Be as Alaska as possible for these tourists!"

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Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

You can put sunscreen in your eyes if you can't find your sunglasses.

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