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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4h
You guys, they're painting the building across the street butter yellow — I am not kidding. Someone looked at that old dried mustard color and said, "No, this must be butter yellow. Round up the children and get them some rollers, we begin priming at dawn."
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 7h
This feels like something Tom Cruise might whisper to you at a cocktail party for a major film studio
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 10h
Excuse me but did you just call me a slut?
Design Public email subject:

Your Entryway Is the Opening Statement
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14h
I know we have a couple months left to go, but I think I found Understatement of the Year
Full Coverage

Donald Trump mentions Los Angeles and San Diego at rally

Top news
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23h
A Jurassic Park movie where all the dinosaurs wear eyeshadow, lipstick, and wigs
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Manifesting the power of threes 🤞
NYTimes headline:

Dennis Hastert, Powerful Politician Disgraced by Child Sexual Abuse, Dies

The longest-serving Republican speaker of the House admitted in 2016 to abusing teenage boys decades earlier. He was 84.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus, not another week — where do they keep coming from?
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahaha, no, Emma. No one wants to hear from us. We don't even want to hear from us.
The Guardian headline:

Are my gen X peers the influencers the world has been waiting for? | Emma Beddington
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wish you guys would call me Coach
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I put the W in horologist
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Meet the Sisters Redefining Drag Ballroom Culture | POV Shorts
YouTube video by PBS Documentaries
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cause of death: dying
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THEY MARKY MARKED THE PLANE
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love to save
$10 discunt for you

No threshold Coupons Permanent
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
BRING BACK THE DODO SO WE MAY EAT THEIR EGGS
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Chipped beef on toast
Allrecipes headline:

Twinkies Is Releasing a First-Of-Its-Kind Flavor
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the timeline looks like when you first log in
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Venn diagram of scary season and stew season is two circles making love
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Michael Hutchence: 🎶 Look at them go, look at them kick 🎶 Me: OMG, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE ALBUM!
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
OMG, YOU CAN'T GO FASTER THAN LIGHT. END OF DISCUSSION. PLEASE STOP ASKING.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wore this, but as a pair of shoes, all the way to Trader Joe's and back, if you're wondering why I will not be walking anywhere else today
Raffia chair
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I choose to believe the woman who says, "Good-bye," in ABC's The Look of Love is the same woman on the answering machine at the beginning of Battlestations by Wham!
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
🏳️‍⚧️
The Times of India headline:

In 2021, scientists threw 1,500 Christmas trees into a lake; three years later, they had completely trans
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*brings an iced coffee to a knife fight* Hey guys! [rattles ice] What's going on?
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michèle Lamy AND Rick Astley on next week's RuPaul's Drag Race UK?!
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Should you and I do this?
The Independent headline:

Rita Wilson, 69, reveals massive back tattoo matching son Chet Hanks
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Typhoid Mary Poppins
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the brain is two separate organs then why am I so dumb?
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Adding gravity to my list of enemies. Not that it did anything to me in particular, I've just had enough of it
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't care what people I'm not in contact with anymore are up to. This is why I could never be a cop with access to Flock data — the other cops would never accept me
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"How many gallons of nacho cheese do you consume per day?"
AOL.com headline:

The single question a doctor could ask to estimate death risk in older patients
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom reminds me of the Mr. Yuck sticker
Gavin Newsom or the Mr. Yuck sticker — it's hard to tell them apartGavin Newsom or the Mr. Yuck sticker — it's hard to tell them apart
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Everything feels like a scam so rich people can enrich themselves. Just once I'd like to be the enrichee
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Surely there must be a drag queen named Cookie Consent somewhere
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thinking about how this family only eats bacon
You can feed the kids and the gerbils. Pass out the kisses. And get to work by 5 of 9!

You can bring home the bacon. Fry it up in a pan. And never let him forget he's a man! Because you're a woman!

ENJOLI

the new 8 hour perfume for the 24 hour woman
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh good, we really don't celebrate executives enough. Give them all a raise
Time Magazine headline:

Ogi Redzic Is one of TIME's 2026 Executives of the Year: Tech and Data

Time Magazine headline:

Diogo Rau Is one of TIME's 2026 Executives of the Year: Tech and Data
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey mister, you can remove those labels, they're just tacked on for when the jacket is for sale in the store. I'm guessing you probably need to open the vent in the back too
Osamah Abdulrahman - AP
Supporters of Yemen's Houthi rebels raise their rifles during a rally in support of the group and to protest Saudi Arabia's accusation that the Houthis targeted Islam's holiest site of Mecca, in Sanaa, Yemen, Friday, Sept. 18, 2026. (AP Photo/Osamah Abdulrahman). One of the men is wearing a blazer with labels tacked on to the bottom of the left sleeve.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Men Are From Hindbrain, Women Are From Forebrain
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm concerned my new thin wireframe glasses make me look friendly and approachable
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hi, it's me, your Watch Guy™ friend. I now own a regatta timer, so if you know of any yacht races... ⛵⛵🦈
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I think I would rather jump into a volcano
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I would like a less horny Congress
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
More songs should mention specific dates
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
WE'RE BACK ONLINE, BÉBÉ!
Cinemablend headline:

Florence Pugh Just Wore A Butter Yellow Cape As A Top And Totally Outdid Herself
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wait, are we sure he didn't say sexy baboons?
thehill.com headline:

Patel rips Democrats after clashes at hearing: 'Buffoons'
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FEWER COPS, MORE QUICKSAND
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You guys, I am dropping Ed Sheeran from my tour. Dropped.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Post-Labubu America
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why do I feel like they're putting the delicious shoes in their mouths?
instyle.com headline:

Katie Couric, 69, and Dakota Johnson, 36, Agree on This Non-Boring Shoe Everyone With Good Taste Is Wearing
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