LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 4hYou guys, they're painting the building across the street butter yellow — I am not kidding. Someone looked at that old dried mustard color and said, "No, this must be butter yellow. Round up the children and get them some rollers, we begin priming at dawn." 180
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 7hThis feels like something Tom Cruise might whisper to you at a cocktail party for a major film studio 04512
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14hI know we have a couple months left to go, but I think I found Understatement of the Year 0192
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23hA Jurassic Park movie where all the dinosaurs wear eyeshadow, lipstick, and wigs 1224
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Jesus, not another week — where do they keep coming from? 280
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hahaha, no, Emma. No one wants to hear from us. We don't even want to hear from us. 1100
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026youtu.beMeet the Sisters Redefining Drag Ballroom Culture | POV ShortsYouTube video by PBS Documentaries 150
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224563617
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What the timeline looks like when you first log in 1193
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A Venn diagram of scary season and stew season is two circles making love 2205
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Michael Hutchence: 🎶 Look at them go, look at them kick 🎶 Me: OMG, THAT'S THE NAME OF THE ALBUM! 070
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OMG, YOU CAN'T GO FASTER THAN LIGHT. END OF DISCUSSION. PLEASE STOP ASKING. 2180
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I wore this, but as a pair of shoes, all the way to Trader Joe's and back, if you're wondering why I will not be walking anywhere else today 1150
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I choose to believe the woman who says, "Good-bye," in ABC's The Look of Love is the same woman on the answering machine at the beginning of Battlestations by Wham! 060
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026*brings an iced coffee to a knife fight* Hey guys! [rattles ice] What's going on? 2235
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Michèle Lamy AND Rick Astley on next week's RuPaul's Drag Race UK?! 050
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If the brain is two separate organs then why am I so dumb? 150
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Adding gravity to my list of enemies. Not that it did anything to me in particular, I've just had enough of it 5121
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don't care what people I'm not in contact with anymore are up to. This is why I could never be a cop with access to Flock data — the other cops would never accept me 1164
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"How many gallons of nacho cheese do you consume per day?" 0151
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Gavin Newsom reminds me of the Mr. Yuck sticker 140
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Everything feels like a scam so rich people can enrich themselves. Just once I'd like to be the enrichee 160
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Surely there must be a drag queen named Cookie Consent somewhere 14511
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Thinking about how this family only eats bacon 6161
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Oh good, we really don't celebrate executives enough. Give them all a raise 181
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hey mister, you can remove those labels, they're just tacked on for when the jacket is for sale in the store. I'm guessing you probably need to open the vent in the back too 3131
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Men Are From Hindbrain, Women Are From Forebrain 092
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm concerned my new thin wireframe glasses make me look friendly and approachable 0130
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hi, it's me, your Watch Guy™ friend. I now own a regatta timer, so if you know of any yacht races... ⛵⛵🦈 060
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 15/09/2026You guys, I am dropping Ed Sheeran from my tour. Dropped. 2170
LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Why do I feel like they're putting the delicious shoes in their mouths? 180