Reposted by Lovely PotatoesOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 11/11/2025filling your vodka bottles with Crystal Pepsi 1516829
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Home is where the snacks are. 03710
Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Painting my honey lid green, sticking a straw in it, and selling it on eBay. Anyone else? Bearista-gate 131
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples 719854
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 31/10/2025her: have you been moisturizing? me: oh no...that's just pizza grease. 117979
Reposted by Lovely Potatoes𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Class up your kegger by calling it a soirée. 29731
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesMarl @marlebean.bsky.social · 31/10/2025One scoop of mashed potatoes per person and DON'T WALK ON THE GRASS 414346
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesBrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I shower daily, rinse well, take care to make sure my hygiene is good throughout the day etc… So why after my shower just now is my asshole like mad fuckin itchy? 8297
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesChelle @metallicunt.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Hey, can I talk to your dog for a minute? 16732
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 03/11/2025If you're driving on the sidewalk, does it still count as road rage? 34217
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesMrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's functional alcoholism. 310128
Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social · 06/11/2025There are men whose loyalty to their SPOUSE doesn’t hold a candle to my husband’s loyalty to his barber. 1145
Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025I miss the days when we blamed gluten for everything and not lifesaving medicine. 0184
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Convinced my ex to get bangs before we broke up so that I’d find someone new first. 918535
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 26/08/2025I can't do another three years of this shit 2850674
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 02/09/2025This year has flown by like a passing kidney stone. 534693
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesNot JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Marriage is nice because you can tell all your hopes and dreams to someone who will stand by you while you continue to achieve none of them 436586
Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025get in loser, we’re ignoring pumpkin-spice princess season 0166
Reposted by Lovely Potatoes𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Me: Your profile said you had a piercing. Her: That’s a typo. It’s supposed to say “piercing scream.” 018965
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesJuiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 01/09/2025Allow me to overthink that for you 314760
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I took a picture, but it wasn't a selfie. Is there a word for that? A "someone elsie"? 1112218
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 02/09/2025No one wants proof of life, btw 1440053
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesDenim @denim22.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Median monthly rent in Florida has risen by 40% since 2019. Median household income has only increased by 2.9% in that same time period.media.tenor.coma cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the airALT: a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air 051
Reposted by Lovely Potatoesbryan (Taylor’s Version) @bryan.town · 02/09/2025BREAKING: trump is revealed to be an incredibly detailed, life-size hand puppet (that’s why every photo op someone has their hand behind his back). no word yet on how long he’s been that way 031
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 22/07/2023Sorry I hugged you when you told me to embrace my mistakes. 3205104
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Every time I press reset password another brain cell gets its wings. 3290117
Reposted by Lovely Potatoesbacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 02/09/2025*my first day as a hoarse-whisperer* wife: that’ll teach you for shouting at the kids all the time 012159
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 02/09/2025not needing to be fixed would fix me 1123177
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Please excuse me while I’m in long weekend mode. 02411
Lovely Potatoes @lovelypotatoes.bsky.social · 02/09/2025be the reason he’s afraid to check his phone 084
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesObviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · 27/04/2025He’s a ten, but wears compression socks during sex. 1010137
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 28/08/2025"I'm done with this shit." --- me, two hours after getting up 520895
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 31/08/2025I see you just posted something inspirational. First time on the internet? 6314118
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesObviously everyone @napping.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I will always love you. ˢᵒᵐᵉ ʳᵘˡᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᶦᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿˢ ᵐᵃʸ ᵃᵖᵖˡʸ 316268
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesBasic AF @basicaf.bsky.social · 18/11/2024A group of children is called a migraine 9390120
Reposted by Lovely Potatoeslos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 02/09/2025According to social stereotypes, I should be driving around in Gravedigger 45426
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 27/08/2025People: nice jeep, here’s a duck Winter: nice smile, here’s seasonal depression 16321
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17/03/2025If you're not part of the solution you don't mix well with the other substances. 14465149
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesNorthern Lights TO @northernlightsto.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Who's the patron saint of functional alcoholism? 103511147
Reposted by Lovely Potatoeslos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 14/01/2025In France it’s called: without serif. 39431
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesStaced & Whirled @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Why do they call it urology and not streaming services? 16381117
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 24/03/2025They tried to put me in a peach can you believe that? They said they’d in peach me. A good friend of mine, James was put into a giant peach and believe me it wouldn’t be able to contain my bigly hands 36418
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesShade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 25/03/2025The problem with eating cheese is that it’s very sad when it’s over. 26592144
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 25/03/2025American cheese is just regular cheese with 70k in hospital bills 522380384
Reposted by Lovely PotatoesPieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Mrs Doubtfire is my favourite movie about violating a custody agreement 18711474752
