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@brentwaggoner.bsky.social
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Monocule. Socialist. Coder. Christian Liberationist. Neurodivergent. He/him. Partnered w Liz. I like to read many books and I also have a Telecaster. I am one half of the Fifty Books Project. pfp by @imagining-sisyphus.

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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 29m
People always want to talk about what you can and can't make nowadays but Always Sunny is a great example of a show that you CAN make but which is still too actually edgy to win any awards even though it's been great for 20 years.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kissing a dude, but only so I can use the f-slur.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Me walking into Verity:
Lucille Bluth saying "Look what the homosexuals have done to me!"
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The funny thing about AI books is that there are already more incredible books out there than any person can read in their lifetime.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a kind of guy who's very very concerned about "sex trafficking" but not so much about "women being raped".
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I used to think The Three Stooges' Disorder in the Court was over the top but I'll admit when I'm wrong.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wasn't expecting young, androgynous Kathy Bates.
Kathy Bates, very young and androgynous looking, in Straight Time.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watching Straight Time and I hate to say it but Dustin Hoffman was a great actor.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 28/09/2026
nathan feilder asks theranos "you're a real PNG right" and she says "Why would I deceive you" and she's on a transparent background but this a JPG, so obviously she's lying
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the cornell story is one of those things that’s just so grievous and infuriating from every angle that you almost can’t look directly at the thing without feeling your mind collapse. like how pondering the size of universe can make you dizzy, except it’s the size of human capacity for evil.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching Body Snatchers (1993) and boy, what a strange film.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some of us like a mean pixie cut barista.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If we're long term buds and haven't touched base for a while, what's up? How's life?
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Never thought I'd see the day that a Democrat was polling within a point of the Republican candidate for Senate.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"The thing with my sleep was that it had no influence on the day to come, and it set nothing right in the day behind." - Gabrielle Lutz
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This post is only about 7% joke by volume.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've decided that AI generated videos are ontologically evil and controlled by demons and that's why they make me feel so bad.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In a row??
Reddit post with a headline reading, Taylor Swift sold 38 different versions of her life of a showgirl last year. Her latest rehash, encore, is now one of the decades worst reviewed pop albums.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't really understand this rolling stone take. I rarely listen to the radio and I'm not paying attention to songs I hear in stores. If I'm not streaming modern country it's not going to come up in my algorithm. When would I hear it?
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tilly Norwood has died of a virus.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When my white picket gate won't close:
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The funniest recent version of this to me was Evil Dead Burn, where all manner of horrific violence is visited upon every living creature in the film and half the topics in the Evil Dead subreddit were people mad that the dog gets killed (mostly offscreen) because they weren't warned.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw Forgotten Island with the fam. Better "missing night" movie than The Hangover.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Only millennials know how to function in society on phones.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just saw Primetime. I've gotta think about that one because I found it a little upsetting. Good movie though.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone photoshop Robert Pattinson into the TV screen kill from Nightmare on Elm Street 3 so I can put "it's Primetime, Chris!" on it.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Golden Girls, s7e13
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Let her cook.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
True Detective (Season 1) is such a huge cheat.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just don't think it's a coincidence that bluesky has been having more issues ever since the team went full vibe code brain.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Put Sam in jail like you would anyone else whose company did this shit and it stops, simple as.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I once saw a video of Paul himself telling me that.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When I writer this (about Family Matters), I was watching a few episodes from season 5 which was corny but amusing and pleasant. I watched an episode from the last season tonight and it was so terrible I barely made it through.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sequins erasure.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anberlin, State Champs, Silverstein on here. What a world.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm sorry to say this but Songs to Listen to In a Wendy's Parking Lot by Wendy's does have a couple bangers.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty good, so many lovingly rendered nipples. Cyberpunk isn't really my bag but it looked great and I liked the ending. Victim of its own success thematically, perhaps.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Listening to Carl Perkins, what a guy
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pretty good, so many lovingly rendered nipples. Cyberpunk isn't really my bag but it looked great and I liked the ending. Victim of its own success thematically, perhaps.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is already so ridiculous.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Theater to myself, baby!
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Seated for Ghost in the Shell (the original).
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love bisexuals, frankly. Some of my best friends are bisexual and a few of them even know it.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Wayside School stories by Louis Sachar are some of the best absurdism in American literature, adult or otherwise. Oulipo would've loved that shit.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think I'm the only person in the world who's read Nelson Malone and the Man from Mush-nut and that's really sad.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Link's Awakening changed me forever.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just reading this lineup made me a Communist.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I only have one episode of Ash vs the Evil Dead left and I will have seen all the Bruce Campbell Evil Dead content that will ever exist. And it makes me feel kinda sad. Hail to the King, baby.
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's me! Thanks so much to @nffr.bsky.social for publishing my little story!
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Fibonacci Sequins @brentwaggoner.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Homework is the only way to succeed" is just "I was spanked and I turned out fine" but for upper middle class people online.
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