Reposted by Philip P-VBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 01/10/2026just came across this incredible picture of Terry Pratchett 8365861533
Reposted by Philip P-VIşıl Arıcan @isilarican.com · 02/10/2026Quick and easy guide on how to prevent sexual assault. You are welcome. 1303116
Reposted by Philip P-VAlasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is it me, or does Michaelmas start earlier every year? 36691194
Reposted by Philip P-Vweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63107162532
Reposted by Philip P-VOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Now that’s an important historical anniversary 11016
Reposted by Philip P-Va frightful hobgoblin stalking throughout Europe @supermathskid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wrote "ouch" on a piece of paper and sent it through the photocopier. What happened next chilled me to the bone 521554
Reposted by Philip P-VEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 26/09/2026ai lawyer [addressing jury]: people said it was a mistake for my client to hire an ai lawyer, but I will prove that he’s innocent prosecution: objection! ai lawyer: i appreciate the pushback because you know what? i messed up. i ignored the evidence that he’s obviously guilty. the defence rests. 1547
Reposted by Philip P-VSara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026He imposed Shania Law 14875431459
Reposted by Philip P-VThis is Tobson @tobsonhelsinki.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026I never understood the whole "AI can make you a first draft that you can then make your own" nonsense. Writing is fun, proofreading is boring, editing is hard. Why would I want someone else to do the easy part for me? 131
Reposted by Philip P-VStan Ó hOireachtaigh 🍉 @stane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My partner just told me about a guide to Dublin she was proofing that recommended the Chesty Betty Library (Chester Beatty in reality) 0121
Reposted by Philip P-VAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It’s funny because it could also be about a man with a huge penis.three.fmManxman's enormous shaft in good hands in DenmarkThe Steam Packet Company says work on repairing its flagship ferry is well underway in Denmark. 1314420
Reposted by Philip P-VStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Who took this pic, Brooklyn Beckham? 537452
Reposted by Philip P-VEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 21/09/2026you know how trump wants a sniper nest on top of the arch he’s trying to build? we should do that with stonehenge 2102
Reposted by Philip P-VTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026A herring gull presenting an annoying TV documentary about the British seaside in which it discusses lots of boringly obvious things about being a seagull and says "JOIN ME ON MY SEAGULL JOURNEY" a lot. 711419
Reposted by Philip P-VIain Clark But In The Fog @iainjclarkart.com · 19/09/2026"While parking my car on a hill with the handbrake off it went rogue and autonomously rolled down the hill. We've informed the owners of the vehicles it crashed into. "We bear no responsibility for this incident which just highlights the need to teach cars the Highway Code." 04515
Reposted by Philip P-VStephen @stephenthen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Isle of Man, in the Irish Sea between England and Northern Ireland, has a substantial wallaby population. 1102
Reposted by Philip P-VTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is a 90s sitcom waiting to happen. 67215
Reposted by Philip P-VREwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 17/09/2026This is heaven, this is wonderful, this is going in my bookmarks for things to watch when I need cheering up 😭♥️ 66417
Reposted by Philip P-VNed Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is. 7270801519
Reposted by Philip P-VBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 16/09/2026BREAKING: Ed Sheeran to represent Piddington at Eurovision 201155278
Reposted by Philip P-VGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 15/09/2026New favourite example of structural ambiguity 15680120
Reposted by Philip P-VMatt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online. 485297717667
Reposted by Philip P-VKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 13/09/2026The accuracy, it burns! 2287292
Reposted by Philip P-VMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 10/09/2026FRED ASTAIRE and ELEANOR POWELL with one of the great tap dance numbers of all time. BROADWAY MELODY OF 1940 (1940) 1001560279
Reposted by Philip P-VFa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026People are talking about the flats in what was Elephant & Castle Shopping Centre so I'm once again going to wax lyrical about one of the greatest pieces of graphic design I've ever seen. It is simultaneously and elephant and a castle! The crenellations are his leggies and his trunkum is a flag! 76613
Reposted by Philip P-VJ. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026even now, she's still teaching us 95144902730
Reposted by Philip P-VSunder Katwala (sundersays) @sundersays.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you would like to add your voice to tens of thousands of people thanking RNLI volunteers for their work, 38 Degrees have organised this open letter to express public support (at a time when a hateful fringe have been intimidating & abusing RNLI volunteers) act.38degrees.org.uk/act/rnli-tha...act.38degrees.org.ukAn open letter in support of the volunteers and staff at the RNLIThis is a disgrace. Brave RNLI volunteers being called scum for risking their lives to save others at sea is just plain wrong. So I've signed an open letter of thanks for the RNLI letting them know th... 17657416
Reposted by Philip P-VCharles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145121509
Reposted by Philip P-VJune Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 15/08/2026My other car is a DeLorean, I only use it from time to time. 1348046
Reposted by Philip P-VDarach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 04/09/2026There are fewer vampires these days because drivers keep reversing over them. 1292
Reposted by Philip P-VDreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 03/09/2026"Rate this translation" 711312
Reposted by Philip P-VKitty @kittyfisher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I can’t stop scrolling through Facebook’s horrible translations of Welsh on the BBC Cymru Fyw (Wales Live) page. This one updates on the majestic red whales of Anglesey 58918
Reposted by Philip P-VJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Often wondered how different things could be if the government decided one day, on a whim, to stop announcing new laws and try enforcing ones that already exist. 0101
Reposted by Philip P-VErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary. 459521105
Reposted by Philip P-VEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 02/09/2026well you’re the one who said they wanted us to communicate more clearly during sex, over 528778
Reposted by Philip P-VSarah E. Bond @sarahebond.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I continue to absolutely detest the word “Herstory.” Let’s leave aside that history comes from the Greek ῐ̔στορῐ́ᾱ (“inquiry”); it’s just ridiculous to separate out the experience of women from the umbrella of history. I don’t want two versions or a binary. I want women implicit in all histories. 1783586
Reposted by Philip P-VJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Now faintly annoyed I haven't had any AI spam emails complimenting me on 'The Turn of the Screw'. 617448
Reposted by Philip P-VProfessor Peter Matthews @urbaneprofessor.bsky.social · 07/09/2025This frontispiece in my book just made me laugh a lot. Is this Buddhist reincarnation, or some other form of afterlife? 753400991
Reposted by Philip P-Vfoggy bottom jeans @robt.fm · 26/08/2026this is the vitruvian man,, to me 15611
Reposted by Philip P-VMicah @rincewind.run · 25/08/2026Discworld QOTD, from The Shepherd's Crown "FOR I CAN SEE THE BALANCE AND YOU HAVE LEFT THE WORLD MUCH BETTER THAN YOU FOUND IT, AND IF YOU ASK ME, said Death, NOBODY COULD DO ANY BETTER THAN THAT…" 362250671
Reposted by Philip P-VDanny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Good morning Bluesky ☀️ This is one of the last coal powered sheep. The vast majority of UK sheep are now all electric ⚡️ 14172151755
Reposted by Philip P-VAndrew R @excelpope.net · 22/08/2026Well, as we're doing the glass half full/empty thing, again. This was my most popular tweet ever, but I think now more people have posted the joke than ever liked it or RT'd it originally. 211114
Reposted by Philip P-VDarach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Whoever designed this should get the sack! 15518
Reposted by Philip P-VMutable Joe @mutablejoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026welcome to britain, bangers are sausages but also second hand cars and also good songs, good luck out there 24832204
Reposted by Philip P-VJonathan Coe @jonathancoe.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Apparently this is the list of British films included in the booklet accompanying the British Citizenship test. Unfortunately, if familiarity with the films on this list is one of the criteria for being a British citizen I think we're going to have to deport everyone under the age of 50. 79962201