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Erik Hane

@erikhane.bsky.social
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Founder and Agent, Headwater Literary Management Co-host of Print Run Podcast www.headwaterliterary.com www.printrunpodcast.com fiction and essays in Triangle House / Welcome To Hell World / Typebar Magazine / Mount Hope / elsewhere

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 4h
There are no shortcuts in cold-pitching agents debut novels anymore. There just aren’t, I’m sorry
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 23h
Case Keenum? You mean the most successful Vikings playoff QB in decades?
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someday Bluesky will be over and the washed millennial posters will migrate somewhere new again. Four years older, same stupid bits. Welcome to Blongo: the Website for Forty-Two-Year-Olds™️
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eight years ago today 👍
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Hatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bald LeBron with a data center power company jersey patch…yea it’s recession time
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madi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the site has been updated:
startnine.win
Welcome to NY, JJ — Start Nine
Minnesota took a fifth-round pick for the 10th overall pick. New York got a starter. Nine starts. Just not in purple.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have to figure that being free of Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, a good O-line, and Kevin O’Connell will unshackle Nine. League about to find out
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The only thing that would have made this funnier is if Brian Daboll were still involved
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QUARTERBACKS DRAFTED IN THE TOP 10 WHO DID NOT START MORE THAN 10 GAMES FOR THE TEAM WHO TOOK THEM, 1990 TO PRESENT Trey Lance (4 games) Andre Ware (6 games) J.J. McCarthy (10 games) end of list
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
JJ McCarthy: so yeah come game time I’m Nine. I get the alter ego. No one else Cam Skattebo: jealousy professor
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just gotta redo the colors on it then the site is still good to go
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Flew to NYC this morning and brought Nine with me
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
how long can this go on
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erin @equifax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i love when they introduce the players on sunday night football and there’s the one guy who gets silly with it like “Damian Johnson… On My Grind So Hard I Might Die From It University”
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Bluesky replier” is not a demographic I want to hear from w/r/t the effects of an activity on a human brain
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Be honest. There’s no team we all love more than the Dallas cowboys
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Not fooled btw. Still this
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One thing you wanna do if you’re Tampa is give Baker Mayfield a negative game script to start against Brian Flores
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Chargers are an affront to God. They are repulsive in His sight
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wow—the New York Liberty have been given “the death sentence” as a program. No pleasure to report this etc
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Butt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry
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Waikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think they actually have to put Drake Maye down. They have to call a veterinarian
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lynx look tight
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
?
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't think Scrooge would do this
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Too much stuff. That’s my opinion
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’m in Costco right now. Saturday late afternoon. Both kids. Cart too full to put either one in the cart. Just ordered an entire pepperoni pizza. That’ll take half an hour I figure. Hope no one minds us doing cartwheels in the food court while we wait
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Eric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hand painted Princess Mononoke Sylvan Library.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We've stolen a lot of young people's lives by telling them they have to be planning A Great Career when they're like 19
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s gonna be very funny when Trump gets remembered for being the president who made the US take clean energy seriously. The First Green President
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmm. Well,
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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t believe we’re still doing this
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been wondering when we might see more of this. All the industries conservatives pretend to love rely on the labor that ICE is trying to drive out.
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Now watching Backrooms
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ooh! I wonder what she says about socialists. I hope she likes them
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the job-interview stuff reminds that our agency's Big Dream is to someday hire an assistant lol. We very badly need one, we love the idea of doing some mentoring/career development stuff for someone cool who wants to do this work. but we won't do it until we can pay that person fairly
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
did you bring a coffee to this job interview.... and not bring one for me as well! haha! but seriously what the fuck. no yeah you're definitely already fired
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
like a hundred people telling you that the Geico Cavemen sitcom was truly inspiring
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
had to make sure I was remembering correctly that Ted Lasso was literally just a commercial skit. Yep still true. was remembering right
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i mean yeah, because they keep trotting out this corpse
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terryhorstman @terryhorstman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The audacity to post something like this on Main is just insane. Very similar to when ESPN ran an obituary for the Pac 12.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
Hello Bluesky are we enjoying the lifeless husk of the Green Bay Packers rotting in the sun
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Kid in a packers jersey at this playground keeps making up new rules to beat his friends at tag, calling them on newly invented technical infractions, etc. And I wonder where he learned a strategy like that
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"miss me yet?" meme and it's Mike McCarthy
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