Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 4hThere are no shortcuts in cold-pitching agents debut novels anymore. There just aren’t, I’m sorry 5172
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 23hCase Keenum? You mean the most successful Vikings playoff QB in decades? 050
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Someday Bluesky will be over and the washed millennial posters will migrate somewhere new again. Four years older, same stupid bits. Welcome to Blongo: the Website for Forty-Two-Year-Olds™️ 3181
Reposted by Erik HaneHatin’ Ass Brian @hatinassbrian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bald LeBron with a data center power company jersey patch…yea it’s recession time 0142
Reposted by Erik Hanemadi mcvan @madisonmcvan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026the site has been updated:startnine.winWelcome to NY, JJ — Start NineMinnesota took a fifth-round pick for the 10th overall pick. New York got a starter. Nine starts. Just not in purple. 1113
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026You have to figure that being free of Jefferson, Addison, Hockenson, a good O-line, and Kevin O’Connell will unshackle Nine. League about to find out 5110
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The only thing that would have made this funnier is if Brian Daboll were still involved 010
Reposted by Erik HaneRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026QUARTERBACKS DRAFTED IN THE TOP 10 WHO DID NOT START MORE THAN 10 GAMES FOR THE TEAM WHO TOOK THEM, 1990 TO PRESENT Trey Lance (4 games) Andre Ware (6 games) J.J. McCarthy (10 games) end of list 1316226
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026JJ McCarthy: so yeah come game time I’m Nine. I get the alter ego. No one else Cam Skattebo: jealousy professor 1368
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Just gotta redo the colors on it then the site is still good to go 060
Reposted by Erik Haneerin @equifax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i love when they introduce the players on sunday night football and there’s the one guy who gets silly with it like “Damian Johnson… On My Grind So Hard I Might Die From It University” 1152
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“Bluesky replier” is not a demographic I want to hear from w/r/t the effects of an activity on a human brain 550
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Be honest. There’s no team we all love more than the Dallas cowboys 240
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One thing you wanna do if you’re Tampa is give Baker Mayfield a negative game script to start against Brian Flores 100
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Chargers are an affront to God. They are repulsive in His sight 080
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Wow—the New York Liberty have been given “the death sentence” as a program. No pleasure to report this etc 040
Reposted by Erik HaneButt Praxis @buttpraxis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I will vote, make calls, knock doors, take up arms for whoever destroys the online gambling industry 171389182
Reposted by Erik HaneWaikiki Wanda @wanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think they actually have to put Drake Maye down. They have to call a veterinarian 3241
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m in Costco right now. Saturday late afternoon. Both kids. Cart too full to put either one in the cart. Just ordered an entire pepperoni pizza. That’ll take half an hour I figure. Hope no one minds us doing cartwheels in the food court while we wait 2110
Reposted by Erik HaneEric Klug @klugalters.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hand painted Princess Mononoke Sylvan Library. 1757
Reposted by Erik HaneRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We've stolen a lot of young people's lives by telling them they have to be planning A Great Career when they're like 19 668095
Reposted by Erik HaneMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171236101
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It’s gonna be very funny when Trump gets remembered for being the president who made the US take clean energy seriously. The First Green President 3211
Reposted by Erik HaneSpreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can’t believe we’re still doing this 214330
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Been wondering when we might see more of this. All the industries conservatives pretend to love rely on the labor that ICE is trying to drive out. 25910
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ooh! I wonder what she says about socialists. I hope she likes them 0111
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026the job-interview stuff reminds that our agency's Big Dream is to someday hire an assistant lol. We very badly need one, we love the idea of doing some mentoring/career development stuff for someone cool who wants to do this work. but we won't do it until we can pay that person fairly 2200
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026did you bring a coffee to this job interview.... and not bring one for me as well! haha! but seriously what the fuck. no yeah you're definitely already fired 0180
Reposted by Erik Hanefreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026like a hundred people telling you that the Geico Cavemen sitcom was truly inspiring 081
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026had to make sure I was remembering correctly that Ted Lasso was literally just a commercial skit. Yep still true. was remembering right 2160
Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i mean yeah, because they keep trotting out this corpse 2190
Reposted by Erik Haneterryhorstman @terryhorstman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The audacity to post something like this on Main is just insane. Very similar to when ESPN ran an obituary for the Pac 12. 0212
Reposted by Erik HanePookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GenAI evangelists: there is no deskilling. You become as a god, a machine god, you- Every GenAI CEO: no one needs to know how to read and also I don't know how to put my pants on anymore 21256206
Reposted by Erik HaneErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Hello Bluesky are we enjoying the lifeless husk of the Green Bay Packers rotting in the sun 4121
Reposted by Erik HaneErik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Kid in a packers jersey at this playground keeps making up new rules to beat his friends at tag, calling them on newly invented technical infractions, etc. And I wonder where he learned a strategy like that 2221