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Francie doesn't like coffee ice-cream (he/him).

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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 3h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 30,1949
P1-  NANCY IS SITTING ON HER STOOL SHE IS READING
P2- NANCY IS LOOKING AWAY FROM HER BOOK,SHE I DISTRACTED 
P3- NANCY IS LEANING TO SEE IF SHE CAN HEAR WHAT IS BEING SAID IN THE NEXT ROOM 
P4- NANCY IS HOLDING HER HAND TO LISTEN 
P5- NANCY LOOKS AROUND THE CORNER AND SEES HER AUNT FRITZI AND A FRIEND SITTING ON THE COUCH
NANCY: PLEASE TALK LOUDER
SO I CAN HEAR ---OR SOFTER SO
I'LL LOSE INTEREST Y
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 6h
God I love The Traitors. The editing is so good. 'I need to stop getting hung up on stupid nothing clues' *30 seconds later* 'I am hung up on a stupid nothing clue'
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 8h
Screenshot of Patrick Moore as Gamesmaster with a speech bubble like he's saying the quoted post.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 18h
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X RAY SPEX OH BONDAGE UP YOURS
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 10h
All of this is right and true, but also - I *like* when something isn't perfect? It's a fun mental exercise to be like 'This wasn't great but it was visually stunning' or 'I loved this but hated that one plot decision' or 'This was good, but I want to unpack why some people *LOVED* it.'
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 10h
That one Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America where Cap is so muscular he has a hunchback and his pectorals and torso extend literally a foot out from his neck, and the front of Cap's body is turned like 30 degrees towards the camera to show off his giant tiddies, but his arms and back are at 90 degrees to the camera. It's truly very difficult to describe.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22h
God fucking damn it Only Connect, no fucking Harry Potter questions. Do not give it ongoing relevance. So disappointing. 'Set in a boarding school' does not have so few examples that you need to go to that well.
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sirosenbaum.bsky.social @sirosenbaum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No matter what you do in life, no matter how much power you accumulate, you remain something that Joyce Carol Oates can destroy at her pleasure
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me, watching Ben laboriously make his way up to thirteen in American Horror Story: 13 *again*.
The scene from A League Of Their Own where Shirley Baker can't read the team sheet, and the other lady says 'Can you read, honey?' except the caption says 'Can you count, honey?'
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My brain keeps whispering at me; it's saying 'Make macaroni cheese with fried kimchi in it'. I'm gonna have to do it.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Treating myself to a start-to-finish listen of Diamond Life by Sade. What an album. What a *debut* album.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
is it an off button
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is Chucky in cat form.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The disgust response that a lot of people seem to have to the word 'moist', is, for me, triggered by all the... greedy eating words. Scoff, nosh, guzzle and other members of that gustatory family. Repulsive.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
idk when it happened but now when I get ads for mobile gatcha games or those free AI-generated anime apps, they're finally showing me hot demon dudes making out or whatever, not just big-booby waifus. I still won't download them but it's a *bit* more likely.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't listen to the radio. I don't use Tiktok or look at Instagram reels. And if I do hear new songs in a shop or whatever how am I going to know what it is? Even my itchy 'I need to know just to know' brain doesn't go around shazamming stuff I don't like.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's very deft writing to have Character A tell Character B, "If you do this, terrible things will happen", and for both A and B to know it's true, but for the viewer to know B is going to do it anyway. This is a post about Chad Powers.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That silly Rolling Stone article constantly conflated 'I have never heard Choosin' Texas' and 'I have never heard OF Choosin' Texas' but they are very different propositions.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[pounding clipboard] HOOTS. HOOTS. HOOTS.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[pounding clipboard] HOOTS. HOOTS. HOOTS.
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sexy pride month lukedovician @beardynoise.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RuPauls Drag Race :
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lol I'm playing Fire Emblem Engage again (no TV or internet at new place yet) and Jean just got a crit, said 'This is how I save lives!' and flying kicked someone off the back of a horse and killed them.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't care about the programmes, only about the fact that the only options are 'I've seen it' and 'I want to see it'.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Screenshot of the Simpsons scene where it goes 'Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins', 'Homer Simpson, smiling politely', but I've used MS Paint to crudely put Hannah Einbinder's head on Billy Corgan and Susan Sarandon's head on Homer, and the text says 'Hannah Einbinder, Hacks' and 'Susan Sarandon, smiling politely'
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't like the 'that made me' framing, tbh, but these are my 9. - Soul Calibur 1 standing in for the whole series because I can't choose. - Dead or Alive 4 specifically, though, was the best DOA, because the plot was bonkersest.
The 'my 9 games' thing, showing Skies of Arcadia, Soul Calibur, Grandia 2, Shining Force 2, Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball, Dead or Alive 4, Fatal Frame 2, Lost Odyssey and Streets of Rage 2.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mocha on DR:UK keeps making me think of the rapper Mocha who did a fantastic guest spot on the Hit Em Wit Da Hee by Missy Elliott and afaict nothing else. (It is very hard to search 'mocha'!) But it's a great verse and an incredible remix. When those Joga strings come in omg.
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Missy Elliott - Hit Em Wit Da Hee [Official Music Video]
YouTube video by Missy Elliott
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who wants to be the hot one to my less hot one in one of these?
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BedWords @snacklesbian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm still seeing this get shared so just a reminder, this article is wrong in many places and london daily is one of those fake ai newspapers
screenshot of the london daily about page. it says:

Welcome to London Daily, an innovative and unique news experiment driven by advanced artificial intelligence (AI) technology. Our AI system conducts extensive research and fact-checking, presenting a non-biased and diverse perspective on each topic.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tucker Wetmore? I barely know 'er!
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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 24/09/2026
Some chaos is good. Jennifer Lawrence chaos, Sabrina Carpenter chaos. Some chaos is medium: Reese Witherspoon is the best example of medium chaos. But sometimes the chaos gets sick inside of you: Bad kind of chaos. & Sam Altman is dripping with it. Collapsing house vibe, as I said
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
No, YOU watched an hour-long Vtuber video about what a twink is and is not.
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What A Twink Actually Is Because You People Don’t Know What Words Mean
YouTube video by Viveros
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A couple of months ago we got an emergency mechanic to fix my mum's car. He wanted a Yell review so I was like sure and said he was good. Now it's been reported and they're like 'Prove it's a real review'. And it's like ... It's real but I don't give a shit? Take it down if you want I do not care.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I try not to judge from a trailer tooooo much, because I thought Obsession looked bad from the trailer and *loved* it, and Resident Evil looked bad but is apparently great, but the *point* of a trailer is to judge it, and hoo boy, Other Mommy looks like absolute lukewarm dogshit garbage.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sue Sylvester from Glee saying 'I am going to create a jihad that is so Butlerian'
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I've muted Ol' Billy Pencils. He's got this nebulous way of being wrong about things that almost seems sensible and it's frustrating, and I don't want to succumb to Billy Pencils Madness like so many others have. Better to accept he exists but is none of my business, like carp or witches' butter.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 23/09/2026
Potential flatmate changed plans, so pushing this again.
m.spareroom.co.uk
Excellent double room. Clapham and Brixton.
Clapham North : £1,100 pcm (inc bills). Excellent double room available 1st November. Convenient for Clapham and Brixton amenities and transport...
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Gillian @heyheygillian.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shout out to everyone older than the ciabatta

Ciabatta

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Not to be confused with Shibata (disambiguation).

Ciabatta (/tʃəˈbɑːtə, -ˈbæt-/, Italian: [tʃaˈbatta]; lit. 'slipper')[1] is an Italian white bread created in 1982[2][3] by a baker in Adria, in the region of Veneto, in response to the popularity of French baguettes.[2][3] Ciabatta is somewhat elongated, broad, and flat, and is baked in many variations, although distinctive for its large holes. Ciabatta is made with a strong flour and uses a very high hydration dough.[4][3][2]
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Surely there must be a drag queen named Cookie Consent somewhere
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love too doodle
A black biro cartoonish drawing of a skull on the back of a receipt
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God the only lesson to be learned from The Traitors is you have to enunciate because those weirdos will LATCH onto a slightly slurred word. Never say 'I'd feel bad,' always say 'I would feel bad' because they're all so determined to be the detective.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe he is simply too hung
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Miss Peria - Hung bisexual trade (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Miss Peria
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I! Am afraid! Of cruise ships! They are too large! This does not help!
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Glad to see 'It's the Russians!' is now outright government policy.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Apart from anything else, it should be 'warm when he wants to, as well as acerbic', or 'warmth when he wants to, as well as acerbity'.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm at the masks-only lesbian bar. I'm at the vicious, snipey, infighting meeting. I'm at the combination masks-only lesbian bar and vicious, snipey, infighting meeting.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'd stare them dead in the eye and say 'In the UK we call it a mobile phone, because it sets you free.'
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Emily J. Edwards @msemilyedwards.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sometimes i like to ruminate on how many now-celebrated "cult classics" from my teen years (drop dead gorgeous, dick, josie & the pussycats, saved!, sugar & spice) were just really funny movies meant for girls
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Grace Jones - Autumn Leaves
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Autumn Leaves
YouTube video by Grace Jones - Topic
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
SNL:UK was more miss than hit this week but the 'die on a Lime bike' song was great, and the CEX sketch had wonderful creeping dread to it, it almost felt like something from Jam, like the Thick People one.
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Fagatha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Moving in to a new place sucks. So many things to arrange. Council tax ✅ Gas and electric ✅ Water ✅ Broadband ❌ Telling 1 million different accounts for things I have a new address ❌ TV licence ❔❓❔
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