Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 10hWerner Herzog will be the last human being whose next word no language model can predict 8472129
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 11hthis is what your statements turn into if you add too many hedges 1837
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026and he may ask himself, "well... how did I get here?" LEEEETTTTTING THE DAYYYS GO BY 🎶 040
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 29/09/2026"Enjoy the Silence" is truly a perfect song, I enjoy it a lot more than silence 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 28/09/2026can't believe this was made with opus 5.5 www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSm...youtube.comOpus - Life Is Life (Live)YouTube video by Александр Скорняков 010
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 28/09/2026recounting something that's completely insignificant on the surface but clearly means a lot to you really brings out how attuned (or not) different people are to you 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 27/09/2026already got a bunch of nostalgia hits from watching Boyhood (2014) then I realized I‘m the same age as the lead actor and it‘s been another twelve years since it came out 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026found a spoon in my cutlery drawer that I don‘t remember owning or ever having seen before, wtf 430
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026put down a bottle and it sounded like the first note of the slack huddle notification, weird jumpscare moment 1210
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026small n but the two singing teachers I've met were both a lot nerdier about it than I would have expected 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 26/09/2026I call it the english garden school of cable management 1270
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 25/09/2026I don't actually want to pollute the commons, but it would be an interesting piece of performance art to test how benign a proposal from someone objectionable would still enrage people, and what sort of arguments for why it was really bad they'd come up with 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 25/09/2026two long and pretty productive days but what I feel best about is helping someone carry their stuff down the stairs when a (false) fire alarm went off at the hotel yesterday and taking a sec to text the guy whose package mistakenly ended up at my building this morning 100
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026ordered a usb network adapter and two ethernet cables and the website says my package weighs 5.4kg, wonder what's gonna be in there 240
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026there was this brief, glorious period when you'd always see a stream of memes that made you go "omg everyone does/thinks that?!" whenever you went online 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026pov you forgot to install your dependencies before getting on a german train 010
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026I wonder if I've gained more time signing in using OIDC than I've lost debugging OIDC setups 020
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 24/09/2026one of the things that infuriates my particular brand of laziness is how much glue and boilerplate everything needs, to the point where it annoys me to even see an agent doing it for me 041
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 23/09/2026it's great that being behind on important stuff makes me *more* susceptible to being nerdsniped 060
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 22/09/2026I can’t explain it but the supermicro logo looks like they make mozzarella 1126421
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 21/09/2026I regularly get confused by how easy travel is, I‘ll throw some stuff into a bag and start my day taking a train or plane to another country instead of the tram to the office, and some part of me goes „wait I feel like this should have required some more preparation“ 160
Reposted by BenjaminBenjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 20/09/2026finally wrote this thing that's been swirling around my head for a while benjaminschneider.ch/2026/09/19/k... 1163
Reposted by BenjaminRichard McElreath 🐈⬛ @rmcelreath.bsky.social · 21/09/2026nothing like a bell 082
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 20/09/2026keep being greeted by this guy each time I open instagram and it‘s a great nudge to do so less often 0182
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 20/09/2026finally wrote this thing that's been swirling around my head for a while benjaminschneider.ch/2026/09/19/k... 1163
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 20/09/2026when life gives you lemons, resist the urge to squeeze them on the post at the end of this staircase 0601
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 19/09/2026as a kid I once dragged my dad through the city wanting to see a specific fountain I only vaguely remembered, always going "no not that!! 😡", eventually throwing a massive tantrum as he calmly smoked a cigarette while two old ladies chastised him for not hitting me to shut me up 150
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 19/09/2026> be me > get ad showing four items of clothing > three are meh > one is really cool and affordable > click on really cool item > mfw it comes in kids sizes only 050
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026you might think this piece of art is dumb because the robot doesn't actually need to sweep up the fluid to keep working, but maybe that makes it deeper 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026people act like everyone's a hater, but IME in real life most people react far more positively to a mediocre but genuine attempt at something than to you judging others for not being perfect 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026saw someone with a "your opinion is not p<0.05" sticker from a psych faculty on their laptop, do I tell them? 110
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026I'm working at my dad's desk, and my sis over in the living room says I'm making the same noises as him, concerning 040
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 18/09/2026I feel like I always sorta considered my ages 4-12, 12-18, 18-25, 25-30 completely separate lives and different people, then at some point around 30 I turned around and started realizing wait, that’s the same guy! 050
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17/09/2026thoroughly enjoyed the great Lowrey-Cowen gripefest of 2026 000
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17/09/2026„no user-serviceable parts inside“ not with that attitude lol 171
Reposted by BenjaminUlrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 11/08/2025Never change, Switzerland, never change. 😂 www.nzz.ch/meinung/schw... 913420
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 17/09/2026TIL someone took over 850 McDonald‘s locations after they decided to pull out of Russia and is now selling de-/re-branded versions of essentially the same menu 100
Benjamin @benjaminschneider.ch · 16/09/2026never thought about this before, but makes total sense: when industry started to become electrified, every machine getting its own motors with electricity used for within-factory power transmission was not entirely obvious or immediate 511116
