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June Lewins

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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@orkneylibrary.bsky.social Ever thought about getting your balls painted?
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Eva, it's behind you.
Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.
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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.
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Punk Rock History @punkrockhistory.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Released 47 years ago today: The debut album by the band The Ruts, *The Crack*, featuring the single "Babylon's Burning" "Babylon's Burning" The Ruts live 1980 #punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #theruts #thecrack #history #punkrockhistory #otd
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Shane Clifford @brilliantshane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dracula always looks well put together despite not being able to see himself in the mirror! Fuckin legend
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Kath Coyle @mrscoyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Any ideas, @drnwillburger.bsky.social?
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This Many Years Ago @thismanyyearsago.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
960 years ago, on the 28th of September 1066, William the Bastard (later Conqueror) landed at Pevensey Bay with his fleet. The English King Harold Godwinson had defeated the invading Norwegian force three days prior at Stamford Bridge in the North. #otd #history 🗃️
 	
English: Bayeux Tapestry. Scene 39
Horses are being unloaded from boats.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Brian Groom @groomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Quiet Mountain, west of Ireland, painting by Padraig McCaul, Irish artist with studios in Mullingar and Achill Island.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New Shakespearean insult just dropped.
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
An ancient and magical amber bear 🐻 ✨ Carved some 10,000 years ago, it washed up on a beach at Fanø in Denmark from a submerged Mesolithic settlement under the North Sea. National Museum of Denmark in Copenhagen 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a small and ancient figurine of an amber bear carved some 10,000 years ago during the Danish Mesolithic period. The museum lighting makes the amber glow translucent orange against a dark display case background. The bear is displayed on a small metal stand viewed in profile facing right. The ears, muzzle, and mouth are defined. The neck has a polished groove suggesting it was once suspended on a cord. The characteristic shoulder hump of a brown bear is clearly defined. There are some finely incised horizontal lines along the belly. The legs are incomplete. Length 6.5cm. Amber has many properties which may have been associated with 'magic' for ancient peoples. For example, when rubbed against fur, amber produces static electricity which can give off sparks in the dark, make hair stand on end, and attract small things towards it.
The bear was found in 1991 on a west coast beach of the Danish North Sea island of Fanø. It is one of a small number of amber animal figurines from the Baltic Sea region which have been assigned to the Mesolithic period by means of a typo-chronological approach and /or other contextual information.
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Malty but nice 🥃😻🐧 @artbookreview.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fie sir, thou inhabiter of the muddy foreshore, thou bar-tailed godwit.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
SEXY SLANG ADJUDICATION: This will be in the next edition of the Viz Profanisaurus, you mark our words.
FARMERS
WEEKLY

Farmer Focus: Pig tent flaps are up and down like a yo-yo
William de Feyter
16 September 2026
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Plate, c.1928 by Grete Marks (1899-1990), ceramic artist and a Bauhaus student #womensart
Plate in cream with thin black half  circular lines and green circular motifs
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New Shakespearean insult just dropped.
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Kevin Wilbraham @kpw1453.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The famous Neolithic ‘dresser’ from House One at Skara Brae on Orkney. 📸 My own. #StoneworkSunday #Prehistory #SkaraBrae #Orkney
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
they’re called hooves, dummy🙄
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John Muir @johnmuir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Full harvest moon..
A full moon fills the center of a black sky, with its grey craters and darker plains clearly visible.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Harvest Moon by Neil Young is my latest earworm, obvs, but just realised it's a slower version of The Everly Brothers' Walk Right Back. (I've had to type this three times as Bluesky keeps refreshing whenever I leave to attach the video, so have loudly called it a cunt.) youtu.be/8F1GJsWXSYo?...
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Walk Right Back (Remastered)
YouTube video by The Everly Brothers - Topic
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 27/09/2026
1930 KJ Henderson Streamline www.motorcycle.com/2010/09/10/d...
an art deco looking motorbikerear view of the motorbikeside view, showing its lines
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Journal of Art in Society @artinsociety.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In this quiet painting, young domestic servant in wealthy household has interrupted her dusting duties & stands engrossed in reading a book. On the elegant tabletop is a still-life of a stationery box, Asian vases & a porcelain figure (William McGregor Paxton, The House Maid, 1910, NGA, Washington)
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don’t even need to ask.😆
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Laura Kuenssberg is a Tory shill.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Better put the bin out before 4 o'clock, then. #BinsNight
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It is the very error of the moon. She comes more nearer Earth than she was wont And makes men fucking mad.
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social Petra Corr. I would imagine she smells lovely after it's rained.
A picture of Dr Petra Corr.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share your mood for the weekend.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyway, I'm off to find some gin and regret, and watch a fillum on Netflix. Laters.
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Met Office - weather and climate @metoffice.gov.uk · 26/09/2026
Thank you for sharing your beautiful #LoveUKWeather pics over the last 24 hours📷 Your photos have really captured the very mixed great British weather we're currently experiencing😍 Keep an eye on the skies this evening too as the full moon rises in the east👀🌕
A photo of a misty sunrise over a river in Derbyshire - thanks to @Jacksweatherch1 for the photoA photo of a orange sunset in Wigan - thanks to Lily Rose Worth for the photoA photo of a rainbow in West Yorkshire - thanks to Tori Lacey for the photoA photo of blue skies and blue seas and the beach in Sheringham, Norfolk, thanks to @TractorWalking
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Share your mood for the weekend.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm just surprised that Reform knows what misconduct is. That's 158 Reform councillors gone since the May 2026 elections.
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Harvest Moon (Golden Hare) by Tamsin Abbott, English stained glass artist. #HarvestMoon is the #fullmoon closest to the autumn equinox #WomensArt
Stained glass artwork in gold and black featuring a hare lying down amonst grasses under a golden full moon
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
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DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Ariel Troster @arieltroster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last night I knocked on the door of a woman who was moving into an apartment after months of living in her car, homeless. She was setting up the place so her kid could be returned to her. We’re all one accident, layoff or crisis away from similar outcomes. What an honour to welcome her home.
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World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a 9️⃣.5️⃣ from the #WorldBollardAssociation
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Made the mistake of putting Radio X on just as they were playing Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by The Offspring, and now I have this as an earworm. ⬇️ Oh, joy. "Give it to me baby Uh-huh uh-huh Give it to me baby Uh-huh uh-huh"
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Adam Farrer @adamjfarrer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Got a £1500 bill for some roofing work, so to cheer myself up I went to a Norman fashion show in the car park of Chetham’s Library.
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Anita Chaudhuri @anitachaudhuri.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Possibly the most scenic bus stop in the world, at the Rest and Be Thankful, between Arrochar and Inveraray.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You'd think that membership of the Flat Earth Society would've dropped off by now.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This infuriates me - partly because it's infantile and annoying, and partly because I think cats would be horrified that some humans imagine they speak this way.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a top album. I love the way this song fades in - youtu.be/K2v331mmvQQ?...
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Woke Up Laughing
YouTube video by Robert Palmer - Topic
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Johnnie Johnstone @johnniejohnstone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I post this once a year, minimum, because it’s just the purest, the most authentically transcendent thing I’ve ever heard. It just soars. And it makes me weep with joy. ‘Hammond Song’ - The Roches youtu.be/EA-U5H4VoX8?...
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
One of my my favourite music facts is that this song was written for Cerrone by Lene Lovich.
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Nina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fascinating world of ancient #glass: A Roman glass model of a #boat, dating 2nd c. AD. It was found in St. Aldegund in a 4th-century woman's grave. Six of such boats are known. We don't know their function: Were they used as women's urinals, as components of water clocks and sundials, as...🧵1/2 🏺
A translucent blue glass vessel shaped like a boat, with a curved hull, upturned ends, and small protruding feet for support. The surface has visible cracks. A soft shadow is cast beneath the object on a neutral background.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tried Beth Ditto's show on 6 Music as I like a lot of what she plays, but my word, her voice could strip paint. Gave up in the end. Also tried her show on 6i, where she talks less but the music isn't as good. I struggle to understand why the 6 Music listener figures are apparently still good.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This would be great on #HouseMusic on Nick Grimshaw's show on 6 Music. Imagine.
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June Lewins @joonloons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Taking advantage of this week's good weather - summer's last hurrah - I've cleaned the windows, mowed the lawn, hoovered through the house, and have just put away a load of washing that dried outside on the line. Not all on one day, mind. #DomesticGoddess
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yes, it's that time again when the Fascism scene returns to London and this year black is very much in vogue. From the new Private Eye, in shops now.
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