iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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;( @tomorrowx3.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can’t explain it, but I think people who pronounce it “expresso” are happier

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 10/09/2026

Garffeld Pt 12, Special Edition

3 panel Garffeld comic: panel 1, Garffeld crouches on a table while Jon angrily reads a letter, "What is this? What devilry have you wrought now?"; panel 2, Jon reads further down the letter, "The list of crimes continues!"; panel 3, Jon holds his face in his hands, "I am beset by a wicked cat." Garffeld looks at the viewer, "I have not been idle."

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

A New Color (1/5🧵)

Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.”

Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door.

Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.”

Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 22/08/2026

We value your privacy
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Jabba was right

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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

just put a feather in my hat and yankee doodle was right. this shit is straight up macaroni

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Lonepilgrim @lonepilgrim.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

“Standby for Acton!”

Commander Shore from Stingray holds a microphone in front of him while smoking a cigar

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Hugorrific ⚡️ @hugorrific.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Could be us

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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Hydrangea Break

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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 30/06/2026

I make my mother a birthday card every year in the style of a 6 year old child, and it’s good to see this one up on the dresser

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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026

JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights

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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 28/06/2026

RIGHT IS THIS BETTER, I MISSED THE GOAL FOR THIS

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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/06/2026

Garffeld Pt 2

A three panel comic of a classic Garfield comic strip drawn in medieval style: panel 1, Friar Jon reaches for something on his desk next to an inkwell; panel 2, he realizes it’s missing, and thinks “Where didst I leave my quill?”; panel 3, Garffeld is seen with a quill pen in his mouth and Jon is shouting off panel, “Garffeld!”

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

How FIFA see players every 20 minutes.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

remember to treat your daughter like a princess (marry her off to a head of state to consolidate power)

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Something I've been working on: what if this guy said "Disclosure Day."

The sweater weirdo from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 right after he shoots someone and says "garbage day."

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.

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ceej @ceej.online · 26/06/2026

when rivers go into an ocean it's like, come on. you have enough

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

🚨 COMPETITION TIME! 🚨 I’m giving away this RoboCop test print and one of you could win it! To enter: ✅ Follow ✅ RT this post I’ll pick a winner at 12pm on Sunday 28th. And if you can’t wait, head to www.infinitebacon.com and use code MELT15 for 15% off!

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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/06/2026

Garffeld

Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 21/06/2026

"he's an even better dad than he is a player." ok man. he's the no. 20 ranked golfer in the world. i'm not saying it's impossible but i'm saying you're asking me to believe a lot

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Freya Holmér @freya.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

I was talking to a lawyer about AI, and he told me that there's super strict rules in law, where if you use generative AI that cites cases that don't exist, you can get disbarred and lose your license to practice anyway so what if game dev had a license, where if you- [gets hit over the head]

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 20/06/2026

Morning x

An upsetting drawing of Scotland talisman Scott McTominay in a state of acute distress

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Sarah Coomer @sarahcoomer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Nighthouse… something I’ve been faffing with for a while now. A fictionalised view from Coille Ghillie in Applecross (there’s no castle or lighthouse, never mind one like this). It’s a bit clunky and I’m not sure where to go with it from here (maybe a picture book).

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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

You must forgive me for not writing for so long, but I just wanted to be on my own for a couple of years or so.

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turbo jerry @turbojerry.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Smash Mouth warned me the would was gunna roll me & i didn’t fuckin listen

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

We did it, lads. We banned trans people from toilets. Now to sit back and watch house prices come down and vegetables stop rotting on supermarket shelves and we'll all come together and feast on Cadbury's Creme Eggs as big as your head, m'boy, And we'll watch Morecambe and Wise, who did NOT die

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Jasper 'Lope @jasperlope.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

me: I guess you can't see this show, then homer: d'oh!! me: no way!!!!

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Hello, it's Dan McDaid @danmcdaid.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Old dad joke: How does Bob like his doughnuts? Wi' jam in. How does his mates like their doughnuts? I don't know. But I hope they like jam in too.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Going to an online portal sounds so much cooler than it actually is

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Azure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Nervous

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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 09/05/2026

I feel a lot of David Attenborough's hard work with nature preservation is to cover for how much of a mess his brother made of that dinosaur theme park.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

"Sholomon, King Sholomon."

Bible story book open to "Solomon: The Wise." The illustration on the left page of Solomon is very obviously based on an image of Sean Connery.

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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

👍

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ɢᴀᴠɪɴ @whosthatgav.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Boney M dancing to the Countdown theme.

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I bought a French duck I was going to cook in a Cantonese-style barbecue sauce; but the duck escaped, covered me in the glaze, and forced me into the oven. I was hoisined by my own canard

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Jaycubedla @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

[Tech industry looking up briefly from destroying the world] why does everyone hate us :(

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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Confession

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