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ButtPoems

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hey guys I’m here now. Comics comics comics

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ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mermaid comic

4 panel comic

A man stands across a mermaid

Panel 1
🧜‍♀️ - hello brave sailor

Panel 2
👨- I’m none of those things

Panel 3
🧜‍♀️ - then what should I call you?

Panel 4
👨- “regular guy managing his anxiety moderately well”
🧜‍♀️ - I meant like your name…

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

🐱comic

4 panel comic titled “Controversial”

Panel 1 - a man stands in front of a set of shelves marked with S tier at the top, all the way to D tier at the bottom

He says “in today’s comic we’ll be ranking cats”

Panel 2 - he places a fluffy cat on the highest shelf marked S tier

He says “here’s where mine goes”

Panel 3 - we see him putting another cat in the A tier shelf. A lady looks on angrily.

She says “you’re only putting mine in a-tier!?”

Panel 4 -
We see the cat climbing up to the top shelf with the others

The man says “yeah, but they all climb to the top no matter where I put them”

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

great way to make friends

Four panel comic

Panel one :
two guys are standing across from each other. One is holding a book.
Book Guy – I hate this book.
Other Guy – then why read it?

Panel two :
Book Guy – everybody is talking about it.

Panel three :
Other guy – but why would you…

Panel four :
Book Guy looks angry now
Book Guy– I have to make sure they’re wrong

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Comic

5 panel comic

Panel 1 - strong guy and weak guy with boxing gloves on
Weak guy - I’m a little nervous
Strong guy - don’t worry

Panel 2
Strong guy - just fake it til you make it
Weak guy - ok

Panel 3
Strong guy punches weak guy

Panel 4
Weak guy’s head flies off

Panel 5
Strong guy - don’t forget to keep your hands up
Weak guys head is on the floor now. He answers
Weak Guy - ok

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

🦜 comic

4 panel comic -
Panel 1 - a man says - “why is the world so cruel?”

Panel 2 - a bird lands next to him and the bird says “maybe b/c ur a dumbass”

Panel 3 - the man says “but there’s a lot of people dumber than me out there”

Panel 4 - the bird says “well that’s not gonna help either”

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Same old - comic

4 panel comic called “same old”

Two guys stand talking to each other. One is holding a strange looking doohicky.

Panel 1
Doohicky guy - this is the future!
Other guy - what does it do?

Panel 2
Doohicky guy - (angry now) - ugh! You just don’t get it!
Other guy - that’s why I asked…

Panel 3
Doohicky guy - (still angry) - you’re supposed to just act like you understand and agree because you’re afraid of being left behind!

Panel 4
Other guy - is that what you’re doing?
Doohicky guy - yes and it’s cool!

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Comic about the dangers of living in LA

6 panel comic titled “You won’t believe what happens.”

A man is lying on the ground, with blood coming from his neck like he was bitten by a vampire

2 other guys are trying to help him

Panel 1
Guy 1 - What happened?
Guy 2 - He got bitten by a content creator.

Panel 2
Guy 1 aSir, can you hear me?
Bitten guy - Before I tell you that I need to tell you a long story about myself

Panel 3
Guy 2- This is bad he’s already optimizing retention
Bitten guy - wait!

Panel 4
Bitten guy- First, let me tell you about square space

We see his eyes beginning to close

Panel 5
Bitten Guy- Use the promo code that’s a lot of blood

Panel 6
We see the bitten guy is lying in a pool of blood

Guy 1 - is he going to die?
Guy 2 - Unfortunately, no

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Get ready with me comic

4 panel comic titled “get ready with me”
Panel 1 - a guy is bringing a bowl of food to his cat - the caption says “this is my cute little morning routine”
Panel 2 - he watches as his cat eats the food, behind them is an ominous black portal bordered with skulls and with tentacles coming out of it
Panel 3 - he sits in a recliner with a cup of coffee and his cat at his feet. He says “ahh so nice” - the portal is still lurking behind them
Panel 4 - he’s now reading a book. The cat is sleeping in his lap. The portal still looms. He says “the trick is to ignore the void of infinite horrors “

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

🆒 comic

4 panel comic of two guys talking —
👨‍🦰- your problem is you overthink everything
👨‍🦲 - really? I assumed it was being born into an economic system that removes my humanity and grinds profit out of my suffering
👨‍🦰- wow so many words
👨‍🦲- but do you agree?
👨‍🦰- man, I ain’t reading all that

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

🐊 comic

A 4 panel comic of a guy talking to an alligator
🐊 - I know I need to eat you but I’ve been very low energy lately
👨- I’ve been the same way
👨- like, I know I should be running away but I’m so unmotivated
🐊- yeah that’s no good man

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Guy talking to a sleeping cat saying “I wish you could understand the concept of Jalen Brunson”

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

👍

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

👑

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Brought to you by the BBC

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Happy birthday to the most awesome person I know, and I’ve met Dr Dre

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

you can tell it’s a good comic by how much it hurts

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

wake up

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

🕊️

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

embarrassing myself

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

the squirrel is a metaphor for romantic desire maybe?

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 13/07/2025

Improving

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 12/07/2025

Cute

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

might need to take a few days off of linked in

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 06/07/2025

titles are hard

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Nature is beautiful

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 07/05/2025

yeah…

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

so should I believe in myself or not?

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

same.

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

it’s terrible for my health but great for my self esteem

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

it’s a living (but said the way Mario talks)

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

i’m no hero

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Never stood a chance

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

I do not love them all

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

I can relate

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

all good

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

🛫💦

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

keep up the good work

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

If you see this, post your skellies

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

#hourlycomicday part 1

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

yeah no thanks

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 21/10/2024

Occam’s Relationship

ButtPoems @buttpoems.bsky.social · 19/10/2024

hey