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Toby Earle 🇺🇦

@tobyontv.bsky.social
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TV critic, Greenlit podcast creator/host, still trying to write a book

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 1h
don’t worry, footballers, the most spectacular own goal of the season has already been scored
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 1h
it’s the Russo Brothers pointing & laughing at the audience, saying, “you suckers will lap anything up”
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 1h
in the uk we had a new passport design after Brexit and it fixed precisely fuck all
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 4h
man who benefitted from cheating stands behind cheats www.bbc.com/sport/footba...
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Pep Guardiola: Man City backed by former manager after guilty verdicts
Former Man City boss Pep Guardiola says he will "always" be behind the club after they were found guilty of financial charges.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 7h
when I talk about my old camping holidays, I'm speaking about what we did in the past tents
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 9h
*bursts into room, panting and sweating* has anyone done Shamchester City yet
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 11h
exciting to have a philistine at the helm of a great cultural institution
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 12h
that’s it, go full online brainrot, that’ll win everyone round
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 12h
I see The Sun are angry at Andy Burnham for talking about rejoining the EU & losing ‘Brexit wins’
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 13h
Man City unveil their 2027-28 kit
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
imagine calling in to defend Enron because they’re your favourite energy company
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well, I’ve heard that 5 Live caller comparing City to the Suffragettes and the Peterloo Massacre, fighting against unjust laws, and it’s wonderful, 10/10 recommend
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what’s funny about this is that he’s in the Epstein Files & trapped in a disastrous war of his own making and will do anything to deflect attention from that
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The Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Have now slowly re-read the ruling, and it is even more damning than at first reading. The ruling pretty much sets out Manchester City was fraudulent on a systemic long-term basis. Not just mere non-compliance, but ‘concealments’ and ‘disguises’. Also some MCFC witnesses were ‘dishonest’.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Weatherspoon @cweatherspoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🚨🚨🚨 Premier League v Manchester City decision ruling details how club misstated finances in a nine-year period from 2009-18 by £920.7million Revenue overstated by £854.5m Expenditure understated by £66.2m
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in ‘not bad upcoming #SNLUK show hosts & musical guests news’ news, here are the upcoming show hosts and musical guests which are t a s t y
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's time genie's wishes were adjusted for inflation, for thousands of years the number of wishes have been set at three and that must change
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
‘… as you can see, it’s a beautiful day, the data centres are open, and AImity means “Completely safe and you should invest in us”’
The mayor in jaws
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Mark O’Neill 🐻 @radiobeartime.com · 29/09/2026
Andy mate. You still can't even stop posting on the CSAM site.
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Jonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The BBC news summary this morning went seamlessly from "critics warn PM scrapping triple lock would be electoral suicide" to "critics ask if PM has nerve to make tough decisions" and I don't think it's a particularly pro Burnham stance to suggest he might not be the entire problem here.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the gendarme advised the public to avoid the roads surrounding the collapsed cheese shop, as they were covered with de Brie
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
forgive me if I don’t listen to Marco Rubio, a man involved in the illegal invasion of Venezuela, rampant ICE outrages, and 152 illegal & corrupt acts by his President every day, lecturing the UK on law & order
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
did Haakon Gjerløw write this
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the gendarme advised the public to avoid the roads surrounding the collapsed cheese shop, as they were covered with de Brie
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
said the former Russia Today favourite & Putin-admirer who was caught on camera accepting money from fake overseas donors, without a hint of irony
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know it’s the countryside but releasing those five Fairford guys on a bale seems old-fashioned
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it’s quite possible, stay with me, that Donald Trump had no idea what he was talking about when claiming they’d been under surveillance for a long time
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
racism? reform? no way
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not sure about this new Enid Blyton
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Monday
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
not sure about this new Enid Blyton
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
get Atomic Kitten to sing it to lighten the tone
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
hi I’d like to claim asylum are you feeling war or religious persecution? no, new traffic systems designed to improve air quality & people’s health
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lima Entertain You
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i see an american tv list of the best tv of the 21st century has forgotten lots of other countries have amazing, world-leading tv and is mostly US-centric, an incredible outcome, impossible to predict
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
have fun at all those oasis gigs next year where Liam spends the entire set moaning about the Premier League
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Man City respond to being found guilty of 115 charges of breaching financial regulations
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David Ornstein @david-ornstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
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Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shot (BBC) / chaser (Basingstoke Gazette)
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Batman Forever has the distinction of this incredible record *AND* Seal's warblebanger Kiss From a Rose on the same soundtrack
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
if hundreds of uniformed and balaclava wearing non-white extremists gathered outside a police station because their leader had been arrested, it would be the lead national story
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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Correct headlining. OpenAI are hacking private government data. They are responsible for their software.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Are you a balaclava-wearing racist surrounding a police station holding a known racist who organises groups of balaclava-wearing racists? Then you’re not the good guys! Hope that helps!
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Will Jennings📉🗳️ @drjennings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These groups need to be proscribed immediately. They are a threat to public order and the rule of law.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎶don’t look back in ongar🎶
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