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Tokyo Sexwhale

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Illustrator. Specimen. My shop: www.infinitebacon.com Stickers: www.infinitebacon.com/stickers Tees: www.infinitebacon.com/tshirts

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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 9h
Unbelievably, there’s still ONE signed Laurie Goode print available. You can also have a photo for provenance for a tiny bit extra if you like You can grab it here www.infinitebacon.com/shop/signatu...
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 10h
Film idea: A serial killer starts targeting YouTubers who spend 30 minutes discussing murder cases. It never ends because every time one dies they make a 30 minute video on the last youtuber’s murder case. Also the police don’t give a shit. I have a script ready to go.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 20h
A squirrel buried his nut right in front of my wildlife camera. I’ve replaced it with a box containing a boxing glove on a spring. So now I wait.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just 32/100 of these Chris Bunn limited signed prints left. Chris Bunn is the original Stormtrooper in the Star Wars trilogy. He’s the very first Stormtrooper you see and his body was cast for every suit you see! Easy early Christmas present www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/chris...
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Built Frank a new home. After weeks of Frank ignoring it, Frank is now nesting.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hello, yes? I’d like to report an attempted murder.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn’t want to say until I was sure that everyone received their Laurie Goode signed prints but I have 2 left (they were spares just incase) Get in quick www.infinitebacon.com/shop/signatu...
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I didn’t want to say until I was sure that everyone received their Laurie Goode signed prints but I have 2 left (they were spares just incase) Get in quick www.infinitebacon.com/shop/signatu...
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Printing out a fair few of these stickers and magnets (both shown here) You can get one here www.infinitebacon.com/stickers
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Chris Hind @hindchristopher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
my cat
Blaze, an orange domestic shorthair, sleeping gently leaning against two prints, of a black cat with the zoomies  and a white and black cat with a mouse in its mouth
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My A5 prints are all reduced from £14.99 to under a tenner. If you’re looking for a little print as a unique present or to brighten your space you can find one here: www.infinitebacon.com
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you use REALART10 you’ll get 10% OFF (if you’ve been looking at buying a calendar)
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just saw the photo our cat-sitter sent about our cat.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feel my pain. My partner wanted cheese and ham croissants over the weekend. These were in the croissant section. I’ve let the side down and I’ve let myself down.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Social media says Paris is burning and Muslims are to blame. I’ve just travelled all over Paris. People of every background were polite, friendly and just getting on with life. Don’t believe the billionaires.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Every time I promote myself on social media.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have exposed beams in my studio and I’m seriously thinking about buying a net to spread across them so my cats can look down on me.
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 09/10/2026
Product idea: caps lock key with Brian Blessed’s face on it
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If you use REALART10 you’ll get 10% OFF (if you’ve been looking at buying a calendar)
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Gareth Williams @gownautilus.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We're good, thank you!
Wall of cat prints
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
10 down! It’s not too late to join. You can buy catch-up prints www.infinitebacon.com
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theotheories.bsky.social @theotheories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can't recommend @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social 's snail meow print club highly enough, I now have six gorgeous cat prints framed and ready to put up
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d like to immortalise the moment my partner waited MONTHS for a handbag only to finally have me sign for it and swap it for a bag of onions.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I pick up the cat I sometimes put him down so slowly I imagine he’s trying to do a moon landing.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If anyone has any retaurant recommendations for Paris, I’m all ears. Looking for food NOT on the typical Tik-Tok feed. I’ve seen it all.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re off on a mini-break. My partner has no idea but I want to know how nosey our first time cat sitter is.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ve just learnt that if you look at your eggs, the first number is how the chickens are kept. 0 is the best it can kinda can be 1 is ok, not beak snipping 2 is not good at all 3 YOU’RE A FUCKING MONSTER.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This might have been sold but if it isn’t would anyone be interested in a large framed ‘blep!’ print? It’s 23 of 100. Professionally framed with the more expensive non-reflective glass. Size 21.5” x 28” (55cm x72cm) Preferably someone nearby because I wouldn’t trust posting this. DM if interested
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My A5 prints are all reduced from £14.99 to under a tenner. If you’re looking for a little print as a unique present or to brighten your space you can find one here: www.infinitebacon.com
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looks like I’ve picked the wrong few days to spend in Paris.
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Finally got this amazing picture of Ripley and Jonesy from @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social framed and put up in the Berlin Bass Bunker.
A picture of the Alien from off of Alien creeping about while Ripley is sleeping. Jonesy sees the fucker though and he's all like, fuck off!
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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
According to Suella Braverman not one of these ENGLAND players are English. FUCK HER 🖕🖕🏾🖕🏿🖕🏽🖕🏼
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
iT'S MY PRINT AND POST DAY! You can get 10% OFF your order if you use REALART10 at checkout x
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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mission statement: I make beautiful &/or silly things to spread JOY It’s my birthday on Saturday so I’d be really grateful if you’d share this in accordance with the scriptures! FANKS x Art Artofnote.sumupstore.com Greetings Dippyfishcards.etsy.com Misc and Tips ko-fi.com/dippyfish/shop #bsnm
Badass wee vamp - available as a card or print at Dippyfishcards.etsy.comSing when you’re winning - a Robin pebble portrait with REAL GOLD BITS  available on artofnote.sumupstore.comCake by the ocean, a Cornwall coast abstract piece from my 2025 St Ives series - available at artofnote.sumupstore.comLovebirds - on a Land of Smiles score page - Art of Note series print - original in honour of my late mum. Available at artofnote.sumupstore.com
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 5 things selling in my shop at the moment: 1. My Nerdlinger 2027 Calendar 2. Cat's the Day 2027 Calendar 3. Chris Bunn signed Stormtrooper Print 4. Punching Nazis T-shirt 5. Halloween Vader stickers and magnets You can find them all here: www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tried to make October’s print club print look like an 18th Century woodcut. As it’s the spooky month I had to make it a black cat. If you’d like to join in this month you can cancel at ANYTIME www.infinitebacon.com/printclub September’s prints are about fly out the door!
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Van3ssaV 🦋 @shewithcapitalv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are you dressing up for October? As in your profile pic? I say this as I have a ready made Witchy Me already courtesy of @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social that I have been using the last couple of years 🧙 Going to change it at midnight! 😆
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ACTIVATE HALLOWEEN MODE Profile pic by @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
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John the Fox 🍀🍀LL67 @johnthefox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My mate loved the Signed Stormtrooper print I got for his 50th 👌
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tonight I’m finally seeing Daniel Kitson, a comedian I’ve ALWAYS wanted to see. But because he doesn’t really promote himself or do much in the way of selling tickets, he’s notoriously hard to pin down.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Top 5 things selling in my shop at the moment: 1. My Nerdlinger 2027 Calendar 2. Cat's the Day 2027 Calendar 3. Chris Bunn signed Stormtrooper Print 4. Punching Nazis T-shirt 5. Halloween Vader stickers and magnets You can find them all here: www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tried to make October’s print club print look like an 18th Century woodcut. As it’s the spooky month I had to make it a black cat. If you’d like to join in this month you can cancel at ANYTIME www.infinitebacon.com/printclub September’s prints are about fly out the door!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just pre-ordered Syd Mead’s book. www.amazon.co.uk/dp/050002992...
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Get ‘em while they’re hot, they’re lovely.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whenever a film cuts to a helicopter or drone shot over a city, I’m immediately taken out of the film because I fixate on one distant tiny car. Who’s in it? Where are they going? What’s their lives like? Are they still alive?
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There’s just 37/100 of these signed Stormtrooper prints left signed by none other than Chris Bunn. His body was used to mould every trooper you see AND he’s the very first Trooper you see in the entire Star Wars Saga! www.infinitebacon.com/shop/p/chris...
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My Nerdlinger 2027 calendar is at the printers! You can order one below and use REALART10 to get 10% Off any orders! www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My Nerdlinger 2027 calendar is at the printers! You can order one below and use REALART10 to get 10% Off any orders! www.infinitebacon.com Thank you!
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a tiny food truck and my whimsy always thinks it drove in place. Just saw this tonight. My whole life is RUINED. This is worse than when I found out Santa wasn’t real.
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Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In Waitrose shopping and a lady is talking about another ladies medical condition over blutooth. She’s just said, ‘oh no, this is just between me and you’ My whole being wanted me to say ‘and Waitrose’ but I couldn’t do it.
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