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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 23h

FINALLY RECOGNITION IN OUR HOMELAND

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 28/09/2026

Heartfelt thanks to Sian just now for venturing into our daughter’s room and dealing with a spider the size of Kazakhstan

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 28/09/2026

After a mere three relegations, Wout Faes has left Leicester. I think I will always love him. A somehow even more error-prone David Luiz, his brace of own goals at Anfield in 2022 is one of my favourite ever performances from a professional footballer. Go well King.

A bad drawing of newly ex-Leicester City defender Wout Faes radiating calm authority.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 28/09/2026

Have a pile of spare mugs that, for various reasons, I’m no longer selling so does anyone have any suggestions for what to do with them

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Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It has been pointed out that not a single player from either team is looking at the ball. You must understand though that the ball is of no interest to us.

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Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

💚Union Street 0-0 Bicester Town Colts 🔴 EXTRAORDINARY SCENES in today’s game as Union Street record their first goalless draw in 4897 days. Not much happened (as you can imagine) but a welcome first point of the season. Also, the oppo clubhouse has a telly that very possibly predates our last 0-0.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 25/09/2026

If I was Manchester City I would simply not have committed a vast litany of financial crimes 💅

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 24/09/2026

I was a semi-decent goalkeeper in my youth but I’m just watching Danny Ward for Wales and I’m bit worried I’m going to get called up

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 24/09/2026

Hearing disgusting rumours that I ran around the garden

A photo providing incontrovertible proof of me banging in a 180 like some kind of god of darts

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 23/09/2026

Just finished Le Carré’s ‘Karla’ trilogy and now I don’t know what to do with myself

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 23/09/2026

The venerable @athleticomince.bsky.social is coming to an end, so for old times’ sake here’s our bad doodle of the British Managers Lunch Club. Money money money money money

A very bad drawing of 12 British (although one of them played for and managed Ireland) football managers in poses eerily reminiscent of Da Vinci’s Last Supper

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 22/09/2026

Hey if you think you can link Brian Brobbey to Gabriel Batistuta only via players they’ve played alongside for their clubs, have a go on this. (I got it in five because I have a sickness)

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Six Degrees of Jim Leighton — EdgeScout

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 22/09/2026

Really really hoping this portrayal of Max Dowman is long-running

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 22/09/2026

Appear to have sold some mugs to a former professional footballer who I have definitely drawn getting a ball smacked into their face and now I'm wondering if they know

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

I like how Sunderland have more than one player who sounds like a dog speaking. Robin Roefs obviously, but I’d also include Brian Brobbey.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 19/09/2026

Just saw the Pulp film. It’s good if you like Pulp. I like Pulp. If you like Pulp you should probably go see it.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 20/12/2025

The thing about supporting Spurs is, it's just awful

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/09/2026

Played five a side tonight and my hair has now reached the requisite length for me to update my fictitious journeyman footballer bio

A photo of a gaunt, silver-haired 43 year old man wearing a tricolour headband and a circa 1980 adidas trefoil French non-league football shirt. He should know better than to parade around like this.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/09/2026

Here's me toying with the idea of trying to draw every single Premier League player/team in time to do mugs/prints of them all in time for Christmas but worrying it may be the actual death of me

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 17/09/2026

I've been 43 for nearly a week, finding it tricky thus far because I have two kids and a job and a mortgage but also last night I ate so many Nerds I had a stomach ache for hours

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 16/09/2026

VAR is amazing because it enables people to be angry at it in the moment, and then again as soon as it is mentioned post-match, then again when the VAR appraisal panel report on it, and then again when people write op-eds about it, and then again when people discuss those op-eds.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 15/09/2026

Tottenham are playing so I am tunnelling to the centre of the earth where they cannot hurt me

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 14/09/2026

Horrible possibility that there might be new drawings this week, delete your apps x

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 13/09/2026

Send off more men please, it’s good stuff

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Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Back in the midsts of time, our matches were stalked by an enigmatic presence known as ‘The Man In The Dugout’ who, unbidden, would report on our games in a baffling variety of styles. Here’s an example: a 2017 clash against Portuguese foes ‘Lusitanos’ in the form of a 18th Century naval skirmish.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 12/09/2026

My daughter is a small buffoon and very cool

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Union Street FC @unionstreetfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

💚MATCHDAY💚 ⏰ 2PM v Deddington Reserves 🏟️ Oxford Rugby Club, North Hinksey OX2 0NA Massive game. Huge. A game you can see from space. Come watch x

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 11/09/2026

Since turning 43 this morning I must say this checks out

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 11/09/2026

25 years since a day that will live in infamy (my 18th birthday when my very bad band did a ska-punk reworking of Madonna’s ‘Like A Prayer’)

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 10/09/2026

I know there haven't been any new drawings since the World Cup and I do apologise but you simply must factor in that I've been trying to buy a new kettle and this isn't something you can just rush into

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 10/08/2025

🙏 SHARES APPRECIATED 🙏 WANTED: grassroots football teams with good vibes and a social conscience to connect with and (who knows) maybe play friendlies and stuff with. Any ages/abilities/genders welcome. If you know of such a team with a presence on Bluesky, please do send them Union Street's way 👇💚

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 10/09/2026

I've played 445 games for this club, a mere 13 divisions below the Premier League. We won 1 (one) league match last season. You should follow us so that when we *do* get to the Premier League, you can say you were along for the ride.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 08/09/2026

Absolutely reeling from food delivery containing this carrot/murder weapon

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 07/09/2026

Did one of those DNA heritage test things and apparently I am 5.2% Dutch which explains the absolutely sick Cruyff turn I did in 2007

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 03/09/2026

Been a bit quiet lately. Apologies, just been going through some stuff (Tottenham Hotspur still being awful)

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 01/09/2026

Already lived through Darwin Nunez leaving the Premier League. Haaland's cut his hair, and now Woltemade is off to Juventus. All my muses, gone.

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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 27/01/2025

If I was Fabrizio Romano I would simply wait until the transfer window closes and then see which footballers are playing for each team, it would be much easier

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Chris King @northernwrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

It might be purely coincidental, but Spurs's decline can be traced back to the moment this @noscoredraws.com mug arrived.

A mug depicting players of Tottenham Hotspur in a fine art style

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