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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 40m

happy birthday @twosense.bsky.social who is funny and kind and silly and makes my bsky better

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 6h

i finally placed my curbside grocery order please clap

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 7h

why is my grocery store selling a clear protein soda? this is the bad place.

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My best way of learning is by error and error

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 9h

tonight at trivia the songs were all things that could make your back hurt and we're like uh we're in our 40s, everything makes our back hurt. anyway we won first place.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 9h

i'm an i-love-hanging-out-with-people-and-then-i-need-to-sit-outside-alone-vert

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 18h

i always click "show" on adult content because i primarily follow shitposters and the adult content is something silly but sometimes someone posts or reposts something and i click show and ope that is human anatomy!

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 13/02/2026

If a chaplain ever offers to come talk to you and you're scared they might be all holier than tho, I want you to know I have been a chaplain and this is how I post.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19h

multivitamin + cheesesteak = health

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 20h

here's a letter i wrote mr. d in 2006

would you still love me if i had no boobs and a big hole where my butt was supposed to be?

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026

i had a revelation today. i've been feeling guilty lately after realizing i wouldn't want my kids to hang out with me at 18/20. because that girl needed friends. but i wouldn't like her if i met her today. then i realized, that version of me didn't like herself either. guilt absolved.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026

there was a tv commercial for some movie that was like gremlins but not gremlins and idk what it was but those creatures terrified me.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026

just found out that my husband's extremely transphobic cousin goes to dragon con every year and dresses as an opposite gender character every year.... ... ... ...

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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026

my niece ate all 10 hot ones hot sauces with us and i wish my brother was around to know this

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026

sometimes when prepping for something i'm like oh no i already used my Big Bowl then i remember i collect vintage pyrex and i have other Big Bowls

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026

one birthday party, in my early 30s, a relatively new to me friend commented on my ability to withstand a large group singing happy birthday at me. and i was like you have underestimated how much i love my birthday.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026

gonna break my heart first thing this birthday by listening to the birthday voicemail i have saved from my dead brother.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 04/10/2026

it is MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY!!!! for my birthday this year, please, hydrate, donate to mutual aid, be recklessly kind, ask for what you need, let others help you out, and be nice to yourself! i am so glad you are here with me and i hope you have a magical day. ✨♥️✨

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

my husband's parents keep acting like it's weird that i'm having cake for breakfast tomorrow

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

my favorite way of being online is nonsensically

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Bram Stoker’s K 🧛🏻‍♂️ @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if my reply goes unliked for several hours, I’ll probably delete it and crawl into the nearest hole for a while

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

downloading the starbucks app so i can have my free drink tomorrow then deleting again for 364 more days

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 30/03/2026

(jack going down on titanic) this is too wet

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 21/01/2026

why do biblically accurate angels have so many eyes? the better to watch you jack off with.

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fauxnewdalt @fauxnewdalt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

i pumped up the volume please dance

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Boss: [asks me to do something] Me: [wonders how beyonce would do it] Boss: STOP WONDERING ABOUT HOW BEYONCE WOULD DO IT

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

i'm not saying i'm the best mom ever, but my 20 year old is inventing a cookie for my birthday.

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Kat is ✨phenomena✨ @kathryndeplume.com · 03/10/2026

Something we talked about before that's worth repeating, which is that your happiness isn't actually dependent on things that give it to you but rather on figuring out the things that take it away from you.

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Kat is ✨phenomena✨ @kathryndeplume.com · 03/10/2026

Also, she's nearly 70. It's never too late to figure yourself out.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 30/06/2026

when Avril said "hell yeah I'm the motherfucking princess," i felt that

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

when i'm offline, i just hope someone else is making sure jerry has a steady stream of "no"s

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

a massage isn't enough, i need to be comically run through several large gears

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

are the brown m&m's supposed to be dirt flavored? i know the green m&m's are grass flavored.

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 03/10/2026

a massage gun is funny cause the goal is to keep hitting yourself where it hurts until it hurts less

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 03/10/2026

is that a circle jerk for bees?

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Free pizza tastes better.

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aric @aghastronaut.com · 01/10/2025

Changing profile names in October

Tim Robinson in "I Think You Should Leave" saying, "The guy asked for something spooky."

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026

old people married milestone: my husband just called his dad by my name

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Mistress Divinity @queenofautism.myatproto.social · 02/10/2026

on the wall with my college diplomas and his honorable discharge, we've added other achievements - his fifth place art ribbon, his tai chi teaching certification, his plaque for a hs student organization, my kindergarten diploma, my birth announcement, a certificate we got from a parenting class etc

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