Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Nick Kodama 🌳👻 @nickkodama.bsky.social · 11hLLM (Large Line Man) solves math problem 172281460
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Once again, the Nobel prizes have been given to a bunch of nerds while all the recent advances that jocks have made in football go unrecognised 😞 21104399
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Michael Ramstead @michaelramstead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Fall Forever : Outside of Town, Side of the Road 216857
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Oh; I concur that this is not my circus, but those ARE, in fact, my monkeys. And therein lies the problem, constable: this circus has obtained my monkeys by nefarious means. 6970268
Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️ @milehighcharmcity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026How many wins above replacement does the pope have? 000
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 252248815816
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman. 149122482052
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no 72001538
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 17/09/2023The doctor thinks I'm giving birth, but unbeknownst to him, I'm about to execute a delightful update to the classic "snakes in a can" prank 91198191
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026Getting neurotypically worked up because I cannot find the purse in the color that matches my outfit and so cannot leave the house 92844
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 524118425
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 161191503869
Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️ @milehighcharmcity.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Might fuck around and donate money to a Republican 020
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2026Dad Shushes Family While Focused On Jumbotron Hat Shuffle theonion.com/dad-shushes-family-whi… 14125474
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/06/2024closing the barn door after the horses are gone, to teach them a lesson 39512
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Not bad, but this one is my favorite: 33100332415
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I meet a lot of people in my line of work. That’s why I’m quitting. 025373
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026god this is good 375199997
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️HAL @hal-monitor.bsky.social · 09/04/2026BASEBALL YURI (1/5) 9182822917
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5159161626
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I HAVE A BOMB 1306
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 15/09/2026M (103 years old): This eccentric has a flair for the... medieval. They executed one of our agents on the rack, and sent us pictures. Be warned, they're... difficult to look at. Gen alpha James Bond: (holding pic 4 inches from face) Nahh, they elongated bro 💀 116225
Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️ @milehighcharmcity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026His real first thought was "I will find the black woman responsible for this" 000
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 27/01/2025ME: *writing in my journal with the sole aim of pissing off future historians and archaeologists* I returned to my home - which is built in the usual style - by the normal way, and prepared and ate dinner in the way I often but not always do 270232863308
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 03/09/2025we thought my cousin had been in a coma since 2011 but he just sat up and declared himself King of Planking... i guess he must've lost track of time cause he keeps saying stuff like "two full months, nobody's ever beating that" 01249
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026Critically Acclaimed ‘Ted Lasso’ Episode Just Stock Photos Of People Hugging Each Other theonion.com/critically-acclaimed-t… 153910409
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026trans rights is kitchen table issues when you side with the right and it's woke extremism sabotaging the party when you side against the right 10118298
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/02/2025oh, you mean like hope? yeah no problemo 1724320
Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️ @milehighcharmcity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026My only real memory of the 9/11 is that school closed early. Bit of a "lobsters on the Titanic" situation 000
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026Google's 9/11 Homepage Design Stirs Controversy 626386863
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 08/09/2026good excuse to post one of my favorite photos from last decade 11229158
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026AI used to stand for “an inmate” and it meant that a human was locked inside the computer to operate controls and simulate intelligence, and their cage had one tube to receive food/air and one tube for bathroom. But now if you say AI everyone thinks you mean the bad kind 0599
Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️ @milehighcharmcity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026First time doing my own makeup today! 010
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Spooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love re-upping this: for decades the main library at UCLA had the generic name University Research Library because the person most responsible for getting it built was an English professor named Hugh G. Dick and the university refused to name it after him. 713005833
Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️ @milehighcharmcity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026For the last hours of this auction my wife is going to have to tie me to the mast like Odysseus 000
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Yes, "Sridhar Ramesh accusations" is trending, but to be clear, those are accusations I made. Yes, "Sridhar Ramesh accusations consistent pattern multiple women" is trending, but again, this is in reference to a number of complaints I have voiced. 21823
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Julia Is Waving, Not Drowning @booktweeting.bsky.social · 03/09/2026do not into that good night be gently guided-- 129265
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026clocking in for my shift at Adobe. i'm under a lot of fire because last quarter I didn't do a good enough job of making everything shittier, so I'm "locking in" this month. Just introduced a new "agent" (??). also you need to log in to open a PDF now. gonna save my job. crunch time 28410
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/09/2026HBO just released a new trailer for counting to 100. I know I'm supposed to have outgrown it, but it feels so magical to see all my old friends again: 7, 20, 5, and this time they even managed to include 22. 392793502
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Well yeah she's an adult 5104571570
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Average MLB player Wikipedia page 202712321
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT 1256467
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026by executive order wearing a jeans jacket with jeans pants is now known as an american tuxedo 2322
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026lmao 23111353328
Reposted by Morgana le Phe🏳️⚧️Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026fwiw, one reason young people are more attracted to egalitarian philosophies is that no young person is actually rich. children don't own any property in their own name. this is not just a tecnicality; it's a material reality that has realy material consequences. 1 11925205
