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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 15h
That’s right, she’s posting Joanna Newsom lyrics again
Helpless as a child,
when you held me in your arms,
and I knew that no other
could ever love me as you loved.
Love me as you loved.
But help me! I'm leaving!

I remember everything,
down to the sound of you shaving -
the scrape of your razor,
the dully-abrading black hair
that remained
when you clutched at me,
that night I came upstairs, half-dead,
and, in your kindness, you put me straightaway
in the cupboard,
with a bottle of champagne,
and then, later, on a train.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 16h
I thought it would be fun to hate-watch Cubs vs. Padres but it’s actually just pissing me off. Yuck. YUCK
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 17h
Seeing Yankees fans happy just doesn’t sit right with me
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 18h
Watching other first basemen makes me grateful for Freddie Freeman, who is 80% legs and made of rubber
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 21h
I think the Pope would agree with me saying that you have to be morally bankrupt to root against this White Sox team. Buncha cuties and sweeties
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nerdydodger @nerdydodger.bsky.social · 21h
cheering for HIM
bb miggy smiles boarding a planebb miggy smiles repping a Brooklyn hatbb miggybdressed as benny the jet Rodriguez bb miggy looking like a fully different human
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 22h
Please don’t give Barves fans an excuse to do the chop gdi
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 22h
Is Trea Turner cooked? Every time I see him, he’s doing something wrong
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 22h
Since we’re at the end of stone fruit season, I just want to say that nectarines are better than peaches and I’m sick of everyone pretending otherwise. Why would you prefer fruit that has hair
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 05/10/2025
Beware of false muto
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ended up getting Molecule 01 + patchouli; Carnival of Souls by Marissa Zappas, who is quickly becoming my favorite perfumer to sample, although I haven't upgraded any yet; and Gris Charnel, which is massively popular (and therefore something I avoid) but it has everything I love, so sure, whatever
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve spent the last couple of months sampling dozens of iris fragrances, and this is the One. Beautiful and melancholy, with incense, tobacco, and the perfect rooty orris. It’s not a crowd-pleaser but EYE feel super fucking cool when I wear it so I’m ordering a full size bottle!!!!
Iris Cendré by Naomi Goodsir: “A floral tone, fresh, led by bergamot, tangerine & spices. A rich incense & powdery heart of violet & iris. Sensuality is enhanced by cistus, tobacco & amber. A true green rooty & creamy Iris butter.”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They made a vegan perfume specifically designed just for me
A bottle of fragrance called Silken Tofu eau de parfum by September 28th. Notes are silken tofu, pandan, steamed rice, soy milk, and bamboo water
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Find someone as obsessed with you as Pat Murphy is obsessed with PECOTA.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I heard five seconds of a Weakerthans song and now I’m feeling #wistful
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THE GIANTS ARE COWARDS
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dodgers with RISP
Two screencaps from Nathan For You but Dodger hats have been photoshopped onto both people. The first image shows Nathan Fielder presenting someone with a silver cloche as he says “I hope you’re hungry…” and the second image shows him removing the cloche to reveal an empty tray as he says “for nothing.”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Call them the Los Angeles Dodgerzzz because this game is a Giant snoozefest
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mind if I post some no-context Joanna Newsom lyrics
The moment of your greatest joy sustains:
not axe nor hammer,
tumor, tremor,
can take it away, and it remains.
It remains.

And it pains me to say, I was wrong.
Love is not a symptom of time.
Time is just a symptom of love

(and of the nullifying, defeating, negating, repeating joy of life;
the nullifying, defeating, negating, repeating joy of life).
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t wish injury upon any player but in the spirit of “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all” I will refrain from commenting any further on Blake Treinen
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know the incumbent mayor fucking sucks when she has to admit “I don’t always get everything right” in her re-election ads
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Didn’t feel like watching the game today, which I can only assume is some form of anticipatory grief before the playoffs 😬
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they're talking about ben verlander (ew) but not about how babe ruth once set his wife on fire. no compassion for poor helen. typical. *
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I still can’t believe Tarik Skubal is a Dodger
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Respectfully, and with all the love in my heart…….. why the hell is Freddie still in the lineup. Someone please save him from himself
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is how music should sound
youtu.be
The Angelus
YouTube video by Gilla Band - Topic
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been sooooo bad about watching movies this entire month but I am forcing myself to participate in Letterboxd Friday!!! Hopefully some #accountability will get me back on track
Letterboxd last four watched:

Neon Genesis Evangelion: The End of Evangelion (1997), Hideki Anno and Kazuya Tsurumaki
4 stars

Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart at the River Styx (1972), Kenji Misumi
4 stars

House (1977), Nobuhiko Obayashi
5 stars (rewatch)

Barry Lyndon (1975), Stanley Kubrick
4.5 stars
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Stereogum @stereogum.com · 25/09/2026
Last night SZA was inducted into the New Jersey Hall Of Fame in a ceremony hosted by Danny DeVito
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No pressure Tinashe but I need your new album to restore my faith in pop music
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sorry for being a hater (no I’m not) but am I the only person who noticed this orrrr……
Pink Clouding by Taylor Swift:

But I was pink clouding from the thrill of it, thrill of it

(The screenshot doesn’t show the repeated “thrill of it” but she sings it and it’s relevant for the other image in this post) The Thrill by Wiz Khalifa & Empire of the Sun:

We are always running for the thrill of it, thrill of it
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway I am going to smoke weed and listen to what will almost certainly be my album of the year, see ya!!!!!!
music.apple.com
Pugnello by Gilla Band on Apple Music
Album · 2026 · 10 Songs
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Welp
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dodgers need to wrap up this game so I can listen to the new Gilla Band album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Who gave umpires the right to deny Max Muncy’s lived experience of being HBP
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dodgers with RISP
Two screencaps from Nathan For You but Dodger hats have been photoshopped onto both people. The first image shows Nathan Fielder presenting someone with a silver cloche as he says “I hope you’re hungry…” and the second image shows him removing the cloche to reveal an empty tray as he says “for nothing.”
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m not mad, I’m disappointed. And also a little mad
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SIGNS OF LIFE
Freddie Freeman doing heart hands
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don’t have misophonia but I feel like I do when I see Manny Machado chew gum
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A massive Sho bomb would do wonders for my mental health rn
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was about to yell at Orel for calling Max 38
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tyler Glasnow: [pitches handsomely]
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looking forward to a nice relaxing evening of yelling at the tiny men who play baseball inside my TV
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Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Girl dinner
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I would like everyone to know that I’m finally going to to watch The End of Evangelion for the first time, despite having seen the series like 5x
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The lady who chased me down an entire block to tell me I left my wasabi peas in the bagging area at H Mart deserves to be canonized
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Actually nvm. I don’t need to see this. Someone @ me if the Dodgers stop playing like stinky doo doo
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I CAN’T with this team. If they don’t at least tie it up while Yama is still in, I’m turning off this god-forsaken game and watching anime like the 37 year old teenager I am
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
FUCK
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
SHOHEI PLEASE….. PLEASE BE SHOHEI…. PLEASE……
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