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Rob Jackson

@michaelballins.bsky.social
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38M. Musician, Uncle, and begrudging Mississippi State fan. Вільна Україна and Free Palestine.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/10/2026
I was born into a 25 cent oyster world and by god I want to die in one again
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
CyberTruck owners:
NFL graphic that says

SHORT
3 INCHES
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the reason these people need to be stripped of almost all of their money is so that they stop thinking that it gives them the right to nominate themselves for the "benevolent dictator" position
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
kinda bullshit whenever the fever score 98. like come on. no it’s not
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I really just want to say I've eaten at the Hardees in Mecca
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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My job is to sit down and enter "Now?" into a computer terminal, which randomly responds "No" or "Yes". I repeat this task for nine hours a day, and twice a month they pay me for the number of Yeses I got. I am quite skilled at this and often speak at professional seminars. Lately I've been very sad
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
oh my god the Ole Miss band is playing Neck
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Dilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽‍♀️
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Resonate @alignandresonate.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Less A.I., more shitty art.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the most sophisticated large language model is no closer to artificial general intelligence than an alarm clock, and it will never get any closer
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fraud is so awesome in this country I can understand why everyone does it. You can make a billion dollars doing fraud and then a court will be like "Hang on there pal...pay a $100M fine but DON'T do it again"
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
what if we kissed on the top bunk of minion land
An Airbnb ad for a minion themed house named minion land. It’s a guest favorite with 5 star rating for obvious reasons
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Marie CCS @oxfordcomma.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Imaging joining ICE because you want to be a badass who torments immigrants but then you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you so much that it becomes a meme and someone makes crop art about it at the Minnesota state fair and wins a prize.
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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.
Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy
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TarZangief @tarzangief.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"Neutral in the culture war"
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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(spo)okie 🎃 @okie.gay · 25/08/2026
Texas’s drag ban was found to be unconstitutional this morning and one of the plaintiffs who brought the suit was an Austin-based drag queen who often impersonates Dolly Dolly was named in the final judgement itself and after hearing about the lawsuit, she sent that drag queen a signed guitar
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sliding in her DMs with something far too early like
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
There are going to be Democrats who say we shouldn’t rip it all out — it’s already built, we have other priorities — but removing the visible signs of Trumpism is absolutely necessary.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/08/2026
the fact that there's a 🫑 emoji and an 🧅 emoji but no celery emoji shows as a society we still have a long way to go until cajun cooking is normalized in this country
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/08/2026
Hey guys smut is good… you should read it
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 18/08/2026
amusing to see them attempt this move. we’re all trying to find the egregious shithead pedophile president who destroyed any semblance of decency and propriety in public life
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"AI prompts are discoverable" is going to lead to so many funny lawsuit outcomes, my god
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Tired: Waffle House Stays Open During A Hurricane Wired: Ukrainian McDonald's Stays Open During Bombings
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ceej @ceej.online · 16/10/2024
the dark urge to fiddle around
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 09/08/2026
I don’t like when people think Being A Dick is the same thing as Having Balls. It’s not. Not even close. In fact there’s a Vas Deferens between them.
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pumpkin spice dungeon @dungeon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Pot of onions. Like and retweet if you agree.
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025
I do not like when the nerds who post graphs on here are all going "oof" and "jesus christ" at the same time
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Your Evil Twin, Skippy 🇵🇸 🏳️‍⚧️ @twinskippy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Golden State Valkyries forward Gabby Williams: “There’s a lot of discourse around trans athletes and what they can compete in. I would welcome a trans athlete on my team or against my team. Anytime. I don’t think it’s a problem in the world, it’s just another way to kind of attack trans people.”
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
On this day 3 years ago a man sent up a call for aid and his neighbors answered, giving us the greatest video of the decade. Happy Chairteenth to all who celebrate.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 04/08/2026
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
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mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here
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fraser ram🎃n @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
You know nothing about cheesecake
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i wonder if any motorcycle gangs would let me be the bicycle guy
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Why didn't the eagles just fly Odysseus straight to Ithaca
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 21/07/2026
Hey, that's a nice [THING YOU DO FOR PERSONAL PLEASURE], be a real shame if somebody were to [CONVINCE YOU TO MONETIZE IT, TRANSFORMING YOUR RELATIONSHIP INTO AN OBLIGATION AND ROBBING YOU OF JOY]
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
this is my favorite professional footballer move
Fran Drescher in The Nanny with arms outstretched looking indignant
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It rules that the list of cities to host a World Cup Final is like London, Berlin, Rio De Janeiro, East Rutherford, NJ
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⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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