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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7h

That happened to the Phillies I’d do a flip off the Ben Franklin Bridge

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7h

I’m in shock. You never know what you’ll see in baseball, and that’s certainly a new one.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7h

Technically, the umpires are absolutely correct. And you’ll never see that again in Milwaukee because the odds are one in a billion.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 7h

That’s impossible what just happened to San Diego

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

We will get into the brazen greed and ridiculousness of this later, but for now: Do you have Phillies season tickets, paid for postseason tickets, but would like a refund? Do this now! You have only two more days, apparently! www.mlb.com/phillies/tic...

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Winning Sunday and yesterday was excellent for my mental health considering the circumstances, but other than that this season has been an exercise in finding new ways to piss me off.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Wheeler did his job, too. Yeah the HR sucked, but you’d expect a couple runs if he was starting on short rest. You just want it to be competitive.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Bohm getting a belt-high fastball down the heart and hitting it square into the ground sums up his entire Phillies career, honestly.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I want to get mad at the offense, but when the entire vibe is crushed by Nola being absolute shit it’s tough to rebound.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’d probably have started the good pitcher instead, but I’m not a manager

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

One like and I break out The Big Beer™️

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Please do not drug test Edmundo Sosa because I am stunned he’s starting tonight

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A visceral, guttural reaction to seeing Bryan Danielson wrestling one more time on my television

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

They may get killed tomorrow, I get it. But they made it to October. And now I know, and we all know, that Andrew Painter is that fucking dude.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s very easy to listen to one of the best color commentators in baseball, even more so when the other options we get are extremely bad.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Luzardo with balls the size of grapefruits today

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Rare, but appropriate to say that it was over the moment that Homeland Security invoked Brian Dawkins in one of their videos yesterday.

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Michael Levin @michaellevin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

these are my very close friends

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Jimmy @jimmy-d.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Marked as AI SLOP Am I Seeing LeBron On Philly????

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Phillies make the playoffs. Cowboys poop themselves in Rio. Drake SubMaye looks like dogshit. Justin Herbert 0-3. What a day.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

There has never been a more subdued celebration in baseball history

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Very easy to assume that Arizona will complete the comeback. Six outs to go.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Boy I couldn’t think of a giveaway I’d like less

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

A year ago we didn’t know if Zack Wheeler would ever be back to normal. 162 innings. 3 ERA. Just went 6 strong in the biggest game of the year. What a warrior.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Pleading for them to move quicker. One half inning to go!

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Phillies clinching a playoff spot via 6 inning game is on the table.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This would be the perfect Fan Appreciation Day because no one goes and they can’t hurt us.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Put her in the locker room tomorrow holy shit

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Technically no, and that’s the chaotic option the Phillies need to lean into.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sitting in the rain as the team is down 7-0 and now your phone is buzzing because the Fox camera guy cut to you looking absolutely miserable. You should be able to take something.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Probably the most notably terrible performance. Other managers that are bad usually get put with bad teams.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I feel bad for every fan who isn’t aware that Aaron Nola is starting tonight, because I’m sure that announcement may rock their very foundation. Mattingly for FELONY FRAUD

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Major accident near Exit 32 heading north on I-95. Debris from the semi-truck went into the Southbound lanes. Traffic starting to build up quick going north, clearing up a bit going South

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A defense that can’t handle, stop, or contain the biggest weapon the offense has? That’s a Jonathan Gannon defense, baby!

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The idea of moving Stott back to 2nd and putting Sosa at 3rd isn’t a terrible idea. I just hate the switch from a perfect contact hitter in October to its polar opposite.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I would like to think that Mattingly is aware that starting Sanchez on Saturday means that he’s fired at season’s end, so if the Magic Number is 1 by the end of tomorrow he won’t do it. I also don’t think they care about who they face and won’t try to force their way higher if they don’t have to.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Alright so the Phillies have four games left and are running out de facto bullpen games for three of them because our organization can’t count. Did I get that right?

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Alec Bohm with the subtle shift in his running because he’s so slow, gives a proper deflection. Outstanding.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Of all the days, I can actually say this and not have it be a joke: I wish that Mack truck had hit me instead of that Hyundai at work today.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tom Brady with the most appropriate curse word when seeing a QB that just had his elbow pop out of place.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Something about Jalen Hurts and Week 2s.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Jeffery Simmons gonna play off his comments and that’s fine. They forced him to be a pocket QB with a defensive mastermind that vexed Hurts his entire career. Take the L with you as you leave.

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You could say….. That Is What It Should Look Like

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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Drew Brees telling Hurts to put his head down on the 3rd down run. Shut the fuck up

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