george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 7hIdea for a new world: each individual has sole responsibility for one Societal Component (SC). An SC can be anything from a library to a traffic light. If you screw up, you're given a second chance - after that, a third chance, and so on 061
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don't think I can do that yet. I'm experiencing Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA). My Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) is acting up. I can't do that just yet. I probably shouldn't try that... not till my Pathological Demand Avoidance (PDA) is taken care of. 0131
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My opinion, as someone who hasn't done a lot of job interviews but has done a few, is basically that you can sometimes get a job out of them and sometimes not 0100
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Insisting to a crowd of worried onlookers that despite a lack of medical training I do possess "doctor-like qualities" 0214
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My job is to sit down and enter "Now?" into a computer terminal, which randomly responds "No" or "Yes". I repeat this task for nine hours a day, and twice a month they pay me for the number of Yeses I got. I am quite skilled at this and often speak at professional seminars. Lately I've been very sad 236045
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 14/09/2026(agitated) What does this have to do with me and my little life? My quiet little life that's so, so small? 0132
Reposted by georgetara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Just saw a bull in a china shop. He was actually quite considerate and spatially aware 301641123
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You can never be "on" a website. You are "on" this beautiful earth. The website is "inside" of you. You "are" the website. I'd appreciate it if you could understand this by our next quarterly check-in 0397
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 02/09/2026As people become more concerned about hyper-palatable foods, I believe a market will arrive for hyper-unpalatable foods. Driftwood, ceramic, animal fur. We tried a pilot with dirt but the kids were actually too excited to eat it 0132
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Sorry, you've caught me on an indifferent Monday; I cannot spare you any zeal. Tuesday is my day of passion. Please reach back out when I have more fervor. 0130
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 20/08/2026California convenience store snack called One Apple, One Mango, Two Celery Sticks, Eight Figs, Not Sure What Else You Think You Need 140
Reposted by georgegeorge @stackofbears.bsky.social · 17/10/2025My love, I hope this letter finds you well. Things go nicely at the bog, and the other men are in good spirits. They say if we place our nets right we'll return with bog crabs enough for the county. But I confess, at times I suffer a sinister melancholy; I've taken to prodding the crabs with a stick 04711
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Launching a new line of high-end gummies. Key flavors are buckwheat, camphor, rosewood, shale, egg noodle. Box reads "You are like a wave that forgot about the sea" 335834
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 11/08/2026People call wonder childlike, but when I was a child I was preoccupied with video games and watching reruns, these days I like to pick a fig from a tree out here cut it open and say Wow 0150
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 23/07/2026People are always using the urinal as a trash can. Spitting gum into it. Empty snack wrappers. Last time I looked, I saw a feeble, sniveling creature. It peered up at me, it called me father. Walking it down the aisle was the most rewarding experience of my life 014838
Reposted by georgeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026The five dimensions are Length, Breadth, Height, Time and Ape Time. 010614
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 22/07/2026New dream concept, your coworkers are all eating a new kind of yogurt with beans in it, they don't even have a special name for it, they call it yogurt with beans. If anyone would like to have a dream like this just let me know 0211
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Instead of poisoning the ants, I let them discover that there's nothing for them here. They ate their fill, and over time a small sect came to realize that craving cannot be satiated. They now trail in and skillfully criticize my understanding of the Dharma. I place crumbs in their tiny wooden bowls 444261
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 19/07/2026🎶 Hello? Sorry, this is the Agriculture department, you want to talk to Gathering. But they're always changing their number, so I'll transfer you to Hunting to find them. Peas hold... Get it? 🎶 Hello, you've reached Fishing. Hunting? Not quite, let me help you out. Please stay on the line. 🎶 090
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Me: So, yeah, I'd say the mango basically approaches "favorite fruit" territory for me Guy interviewing me in my imagination: That's incredible. And you say this because you're eating one now? Me: Exactly. I invented you—gave you mind-birth—for that reason. This habit is one of my many perversions 020243
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I vow to tell the truth, the whole truth, and some additional minutae alongside the truth, I think that kind of thing is important, for the presentation of it all, the story, because this is my first time as a witness, you know, or maybe that was a lie, you see how engaging this sort of thing is 0112
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I hate being trapped in the Bucca di Bepo. No one is helping me. They all keep saying, what do you mean, the door is right there, okay, then explain to me how I'm trapped. Here in the Bucca di Bepo. In Orlando, Florida 050
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 10/07/2026You call it a stall; I call it a urination station. This isn't a conscious choice of mine, but a habit I was tricked into forming early in life. It's something I am mocked and pitied for 050
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Kind bar, protein, dark chocolate nut. Four bites to finish, three is doable, two would draw too much attention. Tear open the package, peel it to the side. Try to make it all appear mindless. Be present, live a gracious life, drop the wrapper into the closest appropriate bin 0132
Reposted by georgetara @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Crazy that my house used to shake free of its foundation and move around from one mysterious location to another 2585
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Let's start a book club, which is to say, a club where you read the book I'm reading and finish when I finish. Let's start a club where we all know what page I'm on, what receipt I've made my bookmark, wow, we'll say, groceries have gotten expensive, but you're not helping your case at whole foods 0110
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 29/06/2026LOADING SCREEN TIP Once you look 20 (actual age not important), the village elders confer to you a relic known as The Font of Untold Pleasure. Once you look 30, the pleasure has ruined your life, so they poison it with caustic lye. Maintain a youthful appearance to boost your time with the font 0121
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 26/06/2026𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝟭𝟬𝟬% 𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁. Hiding under a forest log isn't a cry for help—it's a declaration. No matter how scary the forest canopy is, you'll stay where it's dark and moist. And honestly? You are exactly where you need to be. Can I recommend some tasty fungal mycelium, or is leaf matter more your vibe? 0253
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Insulting you with "it appears you've grown attached to certain ideas and concepts" 050
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 19/06/20262025 rankings just came in: "talks" are still preferred over "discussions", but "conversations" beat them both out. We see a marked improvement in "chats", just like last year, while "back-and-forths" are at an all-time low. 050
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My newest novel has two characters: Observational Capacity and Goal-Striving Mechanism. It's a story about trust, love, and compromise: 300 uninterrupted pages describing how Observational Capacity beats Goal-Striving Mechanism senseless with hard, blunt objects. At the end, they both die 0173
Reposted by georgegeorge @stackofbears.bsky.social · 04/11/2025In my role playing game there are many Matches, which are made up of Rounds, which consist of Turns. Every Turn has four Quarter-Turns. There are several Actions in each Quarter-Turn, and each of those has multiple Moments. Moments are precious. Each one contains the entirety of one Existence 0232
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 15/06/2026When I'm directing traffic, I enjoy making inconceivable gestures to the cars at my intersection. My favorite part of the job is coming up with non-euclidean hand signs blurring the line between "stop" and "go" in ways that surprise and delight my audience 080
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Okay, the demon king attacks you and (rolls dice) just barely misses. He wails in (rolls dice) extreme disappointment. He (rolls dice, shakes head) was never any good at anything, and (rolls dice) it all comes rushing out in a show of bare emotion. (rolls dice) I need a charisma save from all of you 247376
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 09/06/2026At the urging of my aides, I've taken to busying myself in my chamber with drink and with meats dressed in fine spices. But despite these comforts, I cannot help but wonder if, sometime abroad, there'd be something more, some sort of Grok to discriminate between truth and deceit 030
Reposted by georgefurby hancock @furbyhancock.bsky.social · 17/04/2026'hindsight is always 20/20' is actually independent of ZF. cohen showed via a forcing argument that there are choiceless models where hindsight achieves 20/n vision for arbitrarily high n 311726
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 05/06/2026We were all inventing chemicals in the lab. Someone made a juice that bubbles and fizzes. I studied my beaker and saw it held not juice but a man, tiny and round of face, briefcase in hand. He climbed out and over to a bench one of the others had conjured. A miniscule bus arrived and took him away 050
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of being cretinous 090
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 26/05/2026When my small, evil roommate (lived in the walls) moved out, she brought the insulation with her, and the floors, and the foundation and the building. I wandered the desert for years. It's only by the grace of the Machine that I'm here now, shrunken and creeping the walls to turn this morbid wheel 081
Reposted by georgeAzure Emerald Empire @azureemeraldempire.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I drank one beer at 2 PM and laid down and pulled the earth over me like a blanket and snow fell and grass grew and I turned into a little hill 10613103
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 20/04/2026No, I don't do drugs, but I know the junkie's mind. When I help a wounded animal, that's like a drug to me. Exercising my civic duty in the voting booth is a hit of the strongest dope. Lastly, a rush like no other, is being role model to three charming and obedient nephews 0192
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Today on April 13th I propose the new American Standard Job. Any American can elect to take the Standard Job in lieu of a role in a specific trade, field, or industry. It is a 9-6 program: • 3 hours: emergency • 1 hour: lunch • 2 hours: progress • 2 hours: desperation • 1 hour: serenity 150
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I am Steven Sonofgod, but my stage name is Deeply Restorative Sleep. In my former life as a physician, I was target of a malpractice lawsuit for my use of razor clams in the operating room. No jury yet has accepted that the clams went untouched during the procedure and so could not have been harmed 020
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 02/04/2026(establishing credibility in the electronics section of the walmart supercenter) They don't know me in the candy aisle, not near the cereal neither. I'm arm deep in the DVD bargain bin weekly. You know I'm always having them unlock the games, xbox, nintendo switch. And I'm NEVER in the candy aisle 060
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 30/03/2026I find that exposure to the elements increases the quality of my tea. After drying, I like to spread the leaves out somewhere in the suburbs, where the neighborhood coyotes are drawn to the pleasing aroma. However, this approach isn't without its flaws. I have been mauled viciously 05410
george @stackofbears.bsky.social · 26/03/2026As I wander group-to-group at this party, my mystical orb conveys insights that guide me in how best to navigate the social landscape. "This person is ignorant of portals", "This person has middling interest in portals", "This person cares not for portals" 16811
Reposted by georgeFungocrat @fungocrat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Ancient Wisdom has fallen into desuetude; ignorance and folly pervade the public. We will fix this by creating a system of tradable property rights over Wisdom Artefacts to distribute Wisdom decision-making to stakeholders. And enforcing these rights with summary violence. 3417
