iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Something in high school that prepared me for real life was getting international penpals in French class. I picked a hunk from Lyon, thinking we’d dreamily exchange poèmes, but he would only ever correct my grammaire

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 2h

me: [saves one high protein recipe] my algorithm until the end of time: why would you eat ONE brownie when you can eat 47 POUNDS of my UNHOLY CAKE SIMULACRUM for the same calories and 128x the PROTEIN. Start with NINE TUBS of GREEK YOGURT.

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 5h

Whenever an egg rolls slightly too close to the edge of the kitchen counter I scream and immediately lose consciousness

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 5h

Can you die of too many open computer tabs

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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I have one thing to say to the people who drive those Jeeps without doors. Monsters are going to get your feet

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Jo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 22h

me: *tries to open it with my teeth* him: just double click the file

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 5h

For sure, I like to triple up on the secret menu. I’ll do a spicy butterscotch iced latte, troubadour style, with tango sauce

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 6h

WHAT TO ORDER FROM THE SECRET MENU • tango sauce • rhubarb dust • spicy butterscotch • double bean wedge • troubadour style • UFO (unknown foam origin) • sour top

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Kendra Alvey 👻 @kendragarden.bsky.social · 7h

Let's go see a scary movie so I can lean over during the tense parts and whisper, "Boy are they in a pickle!"

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

happy 10/4 good buddies

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

[upcoming tasks] October 31, 2026 11:59pm - Turn off chocolate fountain November 1, 2026 12:00am - Turn on gravy fountain

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The new Odd Couple reboot has piqued my interest.

A crazy-eyed cat i put out at Halloween and a wooden & brass kiwi sitting in an antique dough bowl.

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Putting a bottle or can of pop in the freezer to cool it quickly and assuming you'll pull it out before it explodes is known as 'the devil's fizzy wager.'

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Gretchen @wokkax3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

It’s one thing to have bad opinions, but it’s another thing to willfully spend your limited discretionary income on them.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

internal monologue: definitely do not spill iced coffee all down the front of your pretty new shirt iced coffee: 😈

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Right? If they go lengthwise it’s not a great deal at all

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Use code ROOTVEG at the farmers market for half off parsnips

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As the world gets worse, I have no choice but to get even cooler

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/02/2024

Who up laying their eggs in brackish water

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

It was the fast of times, it was the furious of times

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Not very autumnal 🥶

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂 🍂🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍂 🍂🍄‍🟫🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍄‍🟫🍂 🍂🍄‍🟫🍁 it’s still 🍁🍄‍🟫🍂 🍂🍄‍🟫🍁 85 🍁🍄‍🟫🍂 🍂🍄‍🟫🍁 degrees 🍁🍄‍🟫🍂 🍂🍄‍🟫🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍄‍🟫🍂 🍂🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍂 🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂🍂

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thinking Gilligan for Halloween

Store display with jeans and red long sleeved shirt with collar like the tv character Gilligan

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 01/10/2026

i do not think the lines are real on flame grilled la croix

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I question your commitment to spooky season if you haven’t started sleeping on a bed of moss inside a giant hollow pumpkin

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/10/2026

I think we've been hyping up the idea of dudes rocking, and it went right to the dudes' heads. We need to tone down the dude rocking rhetoric.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I laugh easier now. See friends. Food tastes better. Even colors are brighter. I can’t control the future: but I can say, as of today, as of right now, I’m at inbox zero.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moving from summer to fall is a significant shift. Time to put away my swimsuits and get back to mysteriously haunting a crumbling abandoned lighthouse

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taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

vex the humans in your gene pool and place of employment by opening a portal to a neutron star

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I love Miss Piggy. But I don't trust her.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why would the guy at home depot offer me a brochure about decks when i’m clearly a patio person

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

At the farmers market in a bidding war over the premier kohlrabi

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i took an iced coffee to my interview and they hired the dang iced coffee! !!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Friend kept casually mentioning “the grail” until I asked which she was talking about. Yeah, she meant the holy one

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Looking back on my life, I can’t help wondering how I got trapped in this shipping container

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

popping a couple of espresso beans into my mouth like they’re advil

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MrsFitz @mrsfitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Come on, put your beer in a koozie.* *me being helpful while we sit on the surface of the sun.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Do not tell me the place I buy my dog’s food from has updated its privacy policy?!!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Oh no, a hundred year bus ride is too long—hope your stop is up next!

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A hundred years ago instead of reading this, you’d be picking an apple from the tree over yonder and shining it on the handkerchief you keep in the pocket of your overalls

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm going all out for autumn this year. I bought some cinnamon teas and hand soap, got a bunch of autumnal books from the library, and I'm saving so much energy by no longer producing chlorophyll, the absence of which will soon reveal my red, yellow, and orange pigments.

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